Description: The cast of Utena set out to drive away all Mary-Sues from
their school. ^-^ Yay! Die evil Mary-Sues! +_+
* One late night*
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* Student council elevator music plays. *
*In the student council elevator*
Touga: If the chick can not break out of its-
Chuchu: [suddenly appears with a remote control in his hands] Chuuu! -_-
[Translation: Boring!] -_- [presses the fast forward button]
* Student council members jump in the elevator at superhuman speed and the
elevator goes faster than most roller coasters.*
Chuchu: [presses the play button once more] ^-^ [walks away]
All Council Members: For the revolution of the world!
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* Saionji, Nanami, Touga, Juri, Miki, Utena and Anthy are seated around the
council table.*
* All of them are wearing their pajamas with the exception of Touga *
* Nanami is wearing the lilac colored nightgown she wears practically every
night (X_X), Juri is wearing her usual white nightgown, Miki is wearing
powder blue pajama shirt and pants, Utena is wearing her usual striped
pajama top and pants, Anthy is wearing her usual night gown and cap...... and
Saionji is wearing pink bunny pajamas with little bunny slippers. [Author's
note: I loathe Saionji] Touga is the only one wearing the student council
uniform. *
Saionji: [scowling] So Touga, Juri, what topic was so important that you
tore us from our beds to come here?
Juri: /I did not plan on having this meeting so late at night, as
you can see, Touga is the only one who was prepared for this meeting-
[smirks] by the way- nice pajamas, Saionji.
Saionji: [glare] [to Touga] How come you're the only one in uniform?
Touga: [smirks] Because I never wear anything to bed.
Nanami: [blushes bright red]
Juri: [looks like she's going to get sick]
Utena: [""]
Miki: 0_0 [horrified expression] [clicks his stop watch]
Anthy: ^-^ [smiles her usual smile]
Saionji: [scowl] That's sick, Kirryu.
Touga: [smirk] Sorry Saionji, but I guess I just can't be nearly as
fashionable as you. ^-~
Utena: [yawns] Touga, get on with the meeting.
Saionji: [has just acknowledged Utena's presence] Hey! What is /I
doing here?
Touga: This is an important matter that concerns all of us, Saionji. [to
all] Earlier today Juri and I were discussing a very important matter... fan
fictions.
Utena: [arches an eyebrow] Fan fictions?
Nanami: [stands from her seat] [Nanami's violin music plays and yellow
flower petals swirl around her] NOOOO! I won't let them take you, Big
Brother!!!! NEVERRRR!!!
Other Student Council Members (..and Utena): ... ^-^;;
Touga: Nanami, no one's trying to get me.
Nanami: That's what you said last time and then [points accusingly at
Saionji] I saw one with you, Big Brother and that snot-haired Kendo boy
making out!
Touga: Er-um...but that's not what we're discussing today, Nanami.
Nanami: I knew it! You like reading the fan fictions! [points at Juri] And
you too! That's what you two just had to have been talking about!
Juri: [calmly] Actually, I don't read them- with the exception of a few
Utena/Anthy pairings- [cuts herself off when she remembers Utena and Anthy
are attending this meeting]
Utena and -yes-even Anthy: 0_0
Juri: ^-^;; But that's not we're discussing today-
Nanami: [disgusted] [points accusingly at Juri] Juri is a weirdo who reads
Utena/Anthy pairings!
* Juri's annoying, anonymous, room mate appears out of no where *
Room mate: [hold up index finger] She also reads Shiori/Juri, Nanami/Anthy
and Chuchu/Akio!
*Room mate vanishes *
Juri: [chuckles] Chuchu/Akio, that was a funny one, ha, like that would
ever happen.
Others: 0_0
Juri: [notices their shocked expressions] [ reclaims her serious
expression] Pardon me, that was a bit OOC.
Nanami: [numb] *twitch* ...'Nanami/Anthy'?
Anthy: [with her usual smile] Oh my.
Nanami: [snaps out of it] [to Anthy] Shut up, you witch! I only have eyes
for Touga!
Miki: [musing] Hm... I've never seen a Touga/Wakaba pairing before...
Nanami: [shocked]...Miki? You too?
Miki: Oh no, Miss Nanami. I was only thinking out loud. ^-^;;
Touga: Can we please start this meeting?
Utena: Hasn't it already started, Kirryu? -_-
Touga: No, it hasn't, Utena. If the council would remain silent for only a
moment I would be able to tell you all what this meeting is about.
* There is silence*
Touga: We, my fellow duelists and Anthy, must discuss a topic that
threatens our very way of life...
Miki: [clicks his stop watch] Is it a letter from End Of the World?
Touga: No...much worse... [ominous music plays] we have come to discuss...Mary-
Sues
Miki: Mary-Sues? Isn't that a type of dress shoe for girls?
Nanami: [rolls her eyes] No, Miki, that's Mary-Janes.
Miki: Oh...Then... If you don't mind me asking... what are Mary-Sues?
* Lightening flashes out of no where. *
Juri: [her face glows with an eerie light] Mary-Sues are horrible monsters
that look just like you and me-
Nanami: Horrible monster? I could see Juri as a horrible monster, but not
Miki.
Juri: [pretends she didn't hear Nanami] [face is still glowing] They walk
through our school grounds undetected, change in our locker rooms and even
shower in our bathrooms...
Utena: [thinks] I Shower in our bathrooms? Kirryu must /u that.
/I
Juri: [continues] [face still glowing] Mary-Sues are the biggest goody-two-
shoes in the world and you want to kill them so badly, but if you get too
close to one... they'll put a spell on you and all those you know. The spell
makes you adore them, think about them every second, follow them around
like little puppy dogs and fall in love with them, [ominously] no matter
what gender or preference you are!
[quietly] And then when you are least suspecting it...
Miki: [clicks stop watch]
Juri: [continues ominously] [smiles wickedly] They suck your blood and
steal all your manga! [laughs maniacally] Ahahahahaha!
Miki: 0_0
Saionji: [whimpers] Oh no! Not our manga!
Touga: ...Juri?
Juri: [face still glowing] Yes?
Touga: Didn't your mother ever tell you that it's bad to play with
flashlights?
*Mariachi music starts playing*
Juri: Oh. Sorry. [clicks off the flashlight that was illuminating her face]
[To the others] Mary-Sues don't really drink blood and steal manga- I don't
think so anyway...- but they do have the ability to take your willpower away
from you and make you one of their ever adoring fans... kind of like
Himemiya.
Anthy: [begins to pour tea for everyone]
Nanami: [wails] Like Himemiya? What a horrible fate!
Miki: [clicks stop watch] What shall we do about it?
Touga: Hunt down all the May-Sues, of course and expel them.
Miki: I see... Um...Touga?
Touga: Yes?
Miki: Why is there a mariachi band playing behind you?
Touga: Research shows that Mary-Sues strongly dislike mariachi music.
Others: ...
Touga: ...Okay-Okay. What can I say? I'm partial to guitar music. [to
everyone] I propose a toast! A toast to save the world from Mary-Sues!
* Every one clicks their tea cups together *
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To be continued...
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Disclaimer: I do not own Utena or any of the Utena series characters. I do
own Juri's anonymous room mate, which is pretty pathetic.
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Author's Note: ^-^ My first fic on my new name! [big watery anime eyes]
Please don't flame me too viscously! This shall be continued if I get nice
reviews! ^-^ Ciao!
[One question. Why is there a mariachi band playing here?
Research shows that MarySues strongly dislike mariachi music
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Okay-Okay. Sorry, I'm partial to guitar music. ]
their school. ^-^ Yay! Die evil Mary-Sues! +_+
* One late night*
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* Student council elevator music plays. *
*In the student council elevator*
Touga: If the chick can not break out of its-
Chuchu: [suddenly appears with a remote control in his hands] Chuuu! -_-
[Translation: Boring!] -_- [presses the fast forward button]
* Student council members jump in the elevator at superhuman speed and the
elevator goes faster than most roller coasters.*
Chuchu: [presses the play button once more] ^-^ [walks away]
All Council Members: For the revolution of the world!
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* Saionji, Nanami, Touga, Juri, Miki, Utena and Anthy are seated around the
council table.*
* All of them are wearing their pajamas with the exception of Touga *
* Nanami is wearing the lilac colored nightgown she wears practically every
night (X_X), Juri is wearing her usual white nightgown, Miki is wearing
powder blue pajama shirt and pants, Utena is wearing her usual striped
pajama top and pants, Anthy is wearing her usual night gown and cap...... and
Saionji is wearing pink bunny pajamas with little bunny slippers. [Author's
note: I loathe Saionji] Touga is the only one wearing the student council
uniform. *
Saionji: [scowling] So Touga, Juri, what topic was so important that you
tore us from our beds to come here?
Juri: /I did not plan on having this meeting so late at night, as
you can see, Touga is the only one who was prepared for this meeting-
[smirks] by the way- nice pajamas, Saionji.
Saionji: [glare] [to Touga] How come you're the only one in uniform?
Touga: [smirks] Because I never wear anything to bed.
Nanami: [blushes bright red]
Juri: [looks like she's going to get sick]
Utena: [""]
Miki: 0_0 [horrified expression] [clicks his stop watch]
Anthy: ^-^ [smiles her usual smile]
Saionji: [scowl] That's sick, Kirryu.
Touga: [smirk] Sorry Saionji, but I guess I just can't be nearly as
fashionable as you. ^-~
Utena: [yawns] Touga, get on with the meeting.
Saionji: [has just acknowledged Utena's presence] Hey! What is /I
doing here?
Touga: This is an important matter that concerns all of us, Saionji. [to
all] Earlier today Juri and I were discussing a very important matter... fan
fictions.
Utena: [arches an eyebrow] Fan fictions?
Nanami: [stands from her seat] [Nanami's violin music plays and yellow
flower petals swirl around her] NOOOO! I won't let them take you, Big
Brother!!!! NEVERRRR!!!
Other Student Council Members (..and Utena): ... ^-^;;
Touga: Nanami, no one's trying to get me.
Nanami: That's what you said last time and then [points accusingly at
Saionji] I saw one with you, Big Brother and that snot-haired Kendo boy
making out!
Touga: Er-um...but that's not what we're discussing today, Nanami.
Nanami: I knew it! You like reading the fan fictions! [points at Juri] And
you too! That's what you two just had to have been talking about!
Juri: [calmly] Actually, I don't read them- with the exception of a few
Utena/Anthy pairings- [cuts herself off when she remembers Utena and Anthy
are attending this meeting]
Utena and -yes-even Anthy: 0_0
Juri: ^-^;; But that's not we're discussing today-
Nanami: [disgusted] [points accusingly at Juri] Juri is a weirdo who reads
Utena/Anthy pairings!
* Juri's annoying, anonymous, room mate appears out of no where *
Room mate: [hold up index finger] She also reads Shiori/Juri, Nanami/Anthy
and Chuchu/Akio!
*Room mate vanishes *
Juri: [chuckles] Chuchu/Akio, that was a funny one, ha, like that would
ever happen.
Others: 0_0
Juri: [notices their shocked expressions] [ reclaims her serious
expression] Pardon me, that was a bit OOC.
Nanami: [numb] *twitch* ...'Nanami/Anthy'?
Anthy: [with her usual smile] Oh my.
Nanami: [snaps out of it] [to Anthy] Shut up, you witch! I only have eyes
for Touga!
Miki: [musing] Hm... I've never seen a Touga/Wakaba pairing before...
Nanami: [shocked]...Miki? You too?
Miki: Oh no, Miss Nanami. I was only thinking out loud. ^-^;;
Touga: Can we please start this meeting?
Utena: Hasn't it already started, Kirryu? -_-
Touga: No, it hasn't, Utena. If the council would remain silent for only a
moment I would be able to tell you all what this meeting is about.
* There is silence*
Touga: We, my fellow duelists and Anthy, must discuss a topic that
threatens our very way of life...
Miki: [clicks his stop watch] Is it a letter from End Of the World?
Touga: No...much worse... [ominous music plays] we have come to discuss...Mary-
Sues
Miki: Mary-Sues? Isn't that a type of dress shoe for girls?
Nanami: [rolls her eyes] No, Miki, that's Mary-Janes.
Miki: Oh...Then... If you don't mind me asking... what are Mary-Sues?
* Lightening flashes out of no where. *
Juri: [her face glows with an eerie light] Mary-Sues are horrible monsters
that look just like you and me-
Nanami: Horrible monster? I could see Juri as a horrible monster, but not
Miki.
Juri: [pretends she didn't hear Nanami] [face is still glowing] They walk
through our school grounds undetected, change in our locker rooms and even
shower in our bathrooms...
Utena: [thinks] I Shower in our bathrooms? Kirryu must /u that.
/I
Juri: [continues] [face still glowing] Mary-Sues are the biggest goody-two-
shoes in the world and you want to kill them so badly, but if you get too
close to one... they'll put a spell on you and all those you know. The spell
makes you adore them, think about them every second, follow them around
like little puppy dogs and fall in love with them, [ominously] no matter
what gender or preference you are!
[quietly] And then when you are least suspecting it...
Miki: [clicks stop watch]
Juri: [continues ominously] [smiles wickedly] They suck your blood and
steal all your manga! [laughs maniacally] Ahahahahaha!
Miki: 0_0
Saionji: [whimpers] Oh no! Not our manga!
Touga: ...Juri?
Juri: [face still glowing] Yes?
Touga: Didn't your mother ever tell you that it's bad to play with
flashlights?
*Mariachi music starts playing*
Juri: Oh. Sorry. [clicks off the flashlight that was illuminating her face]
[To the others] Mary-Sues don't really drink blood and steal manga- I don't
think so anyway...- but they do have the ability to take your willpower away
from you and make you one of their ever adoring fans... kind of like
Himemiya.
Anthy: [begins to pour tea for everyone]
Nanami: [wails] Like Himemiya? What a horrible fate!
Miki: [clicks stop watch] What shall we do about it?
Touga: Hunt down all the May-Sues, of course and expel them.
Miki: I see... Um...Touga?
Touga: Yes?
Miki: Why is there a mariachi band playing behind you?
Touga: Research shows that Mary-Sues strongly dislike mariachi music.
Others: ...
Touga: ...Okay-Okay. What can I say? I'm partial to guitar music. [to
everyone] I propose a toast! A toast to save the world from Mary-Sues!
* Every one clicks their tea cups together *
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To be continued...
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Disclaimer: I do not own Utena or any of the Utena series characters. I do
own Juri's anonymous room mate, which is pretty pathetic.
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Author's Note: ^-^ My first fic on my new name! [big watery anime eyes]
Please don't flame me too viscously! This shall be continued if I get nice
reviews! ^-^ Ciao!
[One question. Why is there a mariachi band playing here?
Research shows that MarySues strongly dislike mariachi music
...
Okay-Okay. Sorry, I'm partial to guitar music. ]