I've been having a case of writer's block lately, and since Link and Zelda are my 'writer's block saviors' maybe putting them in a Disgaea fanfic will cheer me up. So here's a Disgaea/Zelda crossover--enjoy!

P.S. May contain some spoilers, being that it's after the good ending.

***************************

The 1313 year-old King Laharl was tapping his fingers against the arm of his throne, the fact being that he was bored. He was so bored to death, that the only thing to cheer him up was killing something.

Maybe the Prinnies will do....? He thought, the finger tapping stopping momentarily. Yes, that should cheer me up. It always has.

He put his right hand to his mouth and yelled: "PRINNIES!!!!"

The room was full of the sound of 'dood' as the Prinnies rushed into the room. "Reporting for duty, dood!" They said, saluting.

Laharl noticed that they were standing quite a ways away from him.

Must have noticed I was in a bad mood.... hm, smarter than I thought.

"Hey... what's wrong, Prinnies?" Laharl asked, trying to sound as innocent as possible.

"Er... nothing, dood." They said nervously.

"Oh? But you look unhappy. Why are you so scared? Come on, come closer."

The Prinnies gulped and inched their way to Laharl. He smiled and lifted one a Prinny.

"P-prince? Why are you lifting me, dood?"

"FOR THIS!!!!"

Laharl tossed the Prinny at the others and a large marjority of the Prinnies blew up.

"HAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!"

Laharl started to laugh loudly and uncontrollably as the explosions continued. The remaining Prinnies escaped while he was rolling on the floor.

Flonne walked in as soon as the Prinnies ran screaming, and seeing Laharl rolling, she thought he was in pain.

"Laharl! Are you alright?!" She yelled.

"Flonne!" He perked up at her voice, and noticed her confused stare.

"What were you doing?" She asked as he stood.

"I-I was--"

"KING LAHARL!!!"

That shout cut him off, and a very beautiful blond-haired girl ran in the room. Her attire was a sea-green fighter's outfit, and she had sparkling blue eyes and pointed ears. She was out of breath, her hands on her knees.

"Huh? Who are you?"

She held up a finger signaling him to wait until she caught her breath, and then spoke.

"You are King Laharl, correct?"

She definately was not one of Laharl's vassals. They NEVER called him 'King Laharl'.

"Yes. And as I was saying earlier, who are you?"

"I'm Zelda, Princess of Hyrule." She replied.

"Princess? Of Hyrule? The legendary Hyrule?" Flonne looked at her in suprise. Zelda lifted her head up and nodded.

"Yes. I came here... to request for help. Celestia refused me, and Earth thought that I was some kind of alien. So I had no choice but to come here."

Laharl looked interested now. "What's your problem?"

"Do you know of an evil tyrant called Ganondorf?"

"Ganondorf? Who the hell is that?" Laharl asked, confused. He had heard of Hyrule, but never this 'Ganondorf'.

She sighed. "Guess you don't. Well, he's an evil tyrant who has been Hyrule's nemesis for years. Thanks to the aid of our hero, Link, he was defeated time and time again.

"But this time.... there's a problem. Ganondorf has teamed up with an equally as evil tyrant, Baal, and they're getting too much for us to handle."

"Baal?!" The name sent shivers down Laharl's spine.

I thought I had defeated Baal before... so, he's back again....

Baal was, as Zelda said, an evil tyrant, a huge evil tyrant I might add. He was the ruler of an alternate Netherworld, and was planning to conquer all the Netherworlds in existence, but his plans were thrwarted first by Laharl's father, King Krichevskoy, and second by Laharl himself. And now he was back.

'It was hard enough to beat him once, but a second time?! Damn, this is madness!'

"Will you help us? King Laharl?" Zelda begged him, a pleading look in her blue eyes.

He quickly turned away from her.

"Hmph. It's your problem. You take care of it."

"Laharl... please... don't leave them like this...." Now Flonne was begging him. Laharl felt his face grow hot.

"Ah.... um... well... I...uh..."

Oh great, that's the second time I stuttered today, Laharl mentally scolded himself.

He tried to back away from Flonne, but she closed the distance between them, her nose touching his.

"Alright, alright, I'll do it, dammit!" Zelda smiled, and Flonne backed away.

"Thank you, King Laharl."

"Yeah, yeah... so, Zelda, was it? How did you get here, anyway?"

"I passed through Hyrule's Dimensional Gate. As you might already know, all the worlds are connected by one."

"Right, right. I'll call the troops--" As Laharl raised his hand to his mouth, Zelda stopped him and said:

"No! Don't! My people... the Hylians... they probably wouldn't feel too comfortable with a hoard of demons roaming

Hyrule... so it might be best if you just take one more person."

Laharl sighed. "That sucks. Convince your people that we won't kill them, then."

Zelda shook her head. "No. They wouldn't believe me."

Flonne stared at her. "But you're their princess!"

"We had an encounter with demons before... they were in the first Hyrulean War... the demons... they destroyed virtually everything. Everybody would be distrustful of a giant group of them."

Laharl let out another sigh, and called: "Etna! Get your ass over here!"

Etna came running in, a smile on her face. "You rang, Prince?"

"No time for jokes. We've got to go."

"Hey prince who's the girl?"

"I'll explain on the way."

***************************

As they passed through the gate, they stepped into the land of Hyrule, ending up in the middle of the field.

Flonne smiled at it, breathing in the crisp air.

"Ah, it's so beautiful...." She said admiringly. "But why isn't it attacked yet? It looks.... untouched."

"Yes. This is the Eastern part of Hyrule, and it's safe. The Western part... that's the part Ganondorf and Baal have control over." Zelda replied.

Etna yawned, bored from the conversation, but noticed the gigantic castle they were heading to.

"Zelda! Is that were you live?!" She asked excitedly. Zelda nodded.

"And will it be where we're staying?!" Zelda nodded again.

Etna squealed and ran ahead the others. Before Zelda could open her mouth to say something, Laharl said,

"Don't ask."

***************************

Finally, they had arrived at the castle. Of course, Etna had made it there first because of the speed at which she had been running, but she abruptly stopped at the sight of who was sitting at the table.

"Etna? What's wrong? Etna?" Flonne asked, running in and waving her hand in Etna's face.

No response.

Flonne turned to look at who she was staring at, and her eyes met with the Hero of Hyrule himself, Link.

He was good-looking, with blond hair and piercing blue eyes. He was clad in a green tunic and hood, and had a few scars and bruises on his arms and legs.

"I-I-I-I....." Flonne started to stutter in her speech, and Etna was drooling.

'Damn, he's HOT!!!' Etna thought.

Laharl, who had just stepped in and noticed Etna drooling and Flonne stuttering, turned to Link.

"Who the hell are you?" He said coldly. Link stood up, brushed himself off and smiled.

"You are King Laharl, I presume? My name's Link. It is.... a pleasure to make your accquaintance," He said, bowing.

'Hmph' was Laharl's only reply.

"Link!"

Zelda's voice rung out as she was running toward him. She was grinning, obviously happy to see him. Unlike Flonne and Etna, she could actually talk to him.

"Everybody, this is the hero I mentioned, Link." She said.

Link bowed once more. "I have already met King Laharl, now can you ladies please tell me your names?"

Etna continued to drool. Laharl shook his head and jerked a thumb to Etna's direction. "She's Etna, my vassal." As he was about to introduce Flonne, she spoke up and said,

"I-I am F-F-Flonne..... I'm an Angel Trainee... it... is nice to meet you....." It came out shaky, but Link was apparently full able to understand it, as he nodded.

"Say, Zelda, maybe we should show them to their rooms. They look very tired." Link suggested. At those words, Etna abruptly stopped drooling and rushed up to the two of them.

"We get our own rooms?!"

Zelda nodded slowly, a bit freaked out about how much Etna's eyes were sparkling and how close she was.

"Great! Lead the way! Show us where we'll be sleeping tonight!"

"Follow me," Link said, walking up one of the staircases. Everyone else followed.

And, as much as Laharl wouldn't admit it, he was pretty tired for the day.

***************************

How was it? I hoped you like it, and please don't be too harsh in your reviews. As I said earlier, I'm in a state of

writer's block right now.

Matthew: Yeah... you should see how bad she is. It's scary.

Hey, you're not in this story!

Matthew: But I'm one of your muses.

Oh yeah. Well, feel free to threaten... I need to see Link and Zelda...

Matthew: (*holds up Silver Sword*) Review.... or it's pretty self-explanatory what happen.... Mwahahahahaha......