If I was your girlfriend-what a loaded question.
Of course, I don't want to admit I've even considered it at all (even though I totally have)
Nope. Not me-not ever.
But still-
If I were your girlfriend; I'd greet you every day with a kiss and a smile, not harshly barked accusations
If I were your girlfriend; I wouldn't waste the time we had together screaming at you for doing favors for your neighbors
If I were your girlfriend; I'd get you a lot better gift than a can of lemonade for your birthday
If I were your girlfriend you wouldn't have to wear a helmet around me all the time-because I would never throw rocks at your head for talking to other girls (even girls like Alyssa vonn)
If I were your girlfriend, I wouldn't have to kick down the door to your trailer because you'd trust me enough to give me a key.
If I were your girlfriend I wouldn't whine every time you tried to do something nice for me; I'd though my arms around your chest and kiss you till you couldn't breath.
If I were your girlfriend I wouldn't make you suffer through my bitch attacks (which are, admittedly, a lot less frequent than hers)
If I were your girlfriend I would value you way too much to break up with you every five minutes
But you love her, for whatever reason
I'm not your girlfriend , and I never will be