Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or Goldilocks and the three bears.
A/N: I know, I know, Light isn't a Wammy, but he is the best father…
Chapter 1: Cranky Wammies
Once upon a time, in England, there stood a house that is called Wammy's House. Inside the house, there lived three Wammies: Papa Wammy (Light), Mama Wammy (L) and Baby Wammy (Near).
One day, the three Wammies woke up feeling cranky.
"I can't sleep because my bed it too hard!" Papa Wammy said.
Unfortunately, it was his fault. He asked his pet named Ryuk to turn his Death Note into Life sized and hid it under the sheets of his bed. That's why it's hard.
"I can't sleep because my bed is too soft!" Mama Wammy said.
Unfortunately, it was his/her fault. He asked his father, Watari (Baby Wammy's grandfather) to turn his bed into a marshmallow. That's why it's hard.
"I can't sleep because my bed is too short!" Baby Wammy said.
Fortunately, it wasn't his fault. He is a growing kid. That's why it's short.
So, to ease off their complaints, Mama Wammy prepared some oatmeal.
The oat meals were still hot. So, they decided that they should go to Watari's house, bring him some oatmeal, and let the oat meals cool off.