This is a crazy
crossover. Love Shack belongs to the B52's. The all characters in this story
don't belong to me except Gabrielle, Megan, Janice, Nikki, and Hilanna. Brianna
belongs to Lady Sumer. This is a SM/DBZ/GW crossover. I was really hyper when I
wrote this. I am against drugs and alcohol but I decided to put that kind of
stuff in this cuz I thought it was REALLY funny and I was hyper. Enjoy.
The F***ed Up Crossover that I Just HAD To Write
Serena: ummmmmmmm……..
Darien: My name is Darien
and I am an alcoholic.
(Every one stares and Serena stands up looking pissed)
Serena: Darien! Why did
you tell your secret!?!?!!
Duo: where are we?
Evil Power Ranger: SHUT
UP! EVERYONE! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
(Duo hides behind Wufei.
everyone stares.)
Duo: HE IS WACKO! HELP!
Wufei: just shut up,
Maxwell!
Evil Power Ranger:
oops…wrong room…sorry…bye!
(Heero walks over to
pan.)
(Darien walks over to
Bulma.)
Heero: wanna see my
Gundam?
Duo: that doesn't sound
right…
Darien: wanna see some
fireworks?
Vegeta: she's my wife,
dick head.
(Darien turns to Vegeta
and sticks middle finger up. Turns back to Bulma.)
Darien: when did you marry
this asshole?
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! YOU
AND ME RIGHT NOW!
Darien: all right! My
roses against your light show any day!
Serena to Raye: does he
stand a chance against the short guy?
Raye to Serena: none what
so ever.
Serena: damn.
Bulma: I know I'm
beautiful but don't fight over me! What am I saying? GO VEGETA, GO!
(Vegeta does moves for
Final Flash attack.)
Vegeta: FINAL FLASH!
Darien: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vegeta: that will teach
you not to hit on my woman. Come on, Bulma.
(Vegeta grabs Bulma's
hand and drags her into the Bedroom and slams door. Springs in mattress begin
to squeak very loudly. Serena looks around room franticly.)
Serena: where is Rini?
She has my stuff!
(Rini stumbles in, eyes glazed.)
Rini: holy shit! The
colors!
Serena: Rini! Have you
been smoking my weed?
Rini: yeah…
Serena: is there any left
for ME?
Rini: yeah…
Serena: well, hand it
over!!
Rini: okayy…
(Rini gives Serena a bag
filled with little joints)
Serena: ahhhh! much better!
Goku: I want some! I want
some!
(Serena hands him a lit
joint. Goku takes BIG puff)
Goku: HOLY SHIT! THIS
ROCKS!
ChiChi: Goku! If you are
going to use that stuff, at least SHARE!
(ChiChi grabs joint from
Goku and takes a puff)
ChiChi: wow…good stuff…
Gohan: do you have any
idea how bad that stuff is…?ah, the hell with it. Gimme a joint!
(door to room Vegeta and
Bulma are in bursts open. Ruffled looking Vegeta and Bulma step out)
Vegeta: I want a joint
and I want one now! the bedroom didn't have any smokes!
Duo: hey! Why don't we
all sit in a circle and sing?
Heero: shove it up your
ass duo… not that some guy hasn't already.
Quatre: can't we all just
be friends?
Wufei: I don't wanna be
friends! I wanna fight! This place is INJUSTICE! It will make me insane!
Duo: it looks like Wu-Man
is going to snap! Wu-man is about to snap! Wu-man is about to snap! Wu-man is
about to snap! Wu-man is about to snap! Wu-man is about to snap!
(Wufei stands up and
whips out his gun)
Wufei: INJUSTICE! DIE
MAXWELL! DIE!
(Wufei chases Duo around
room waving gun at him and shooting every few minutes.)
Trowa: I wish everyone
would just shut up!
Vegeta: let's SING RIGHT
NOW!
Bulma: yeah!
(Bulma walks over to the
Sailor Senshi and begins to whisper to them)
Relena: HEERO! I WAANNA
HAVE YOUR BABIES! PLEASE SAY YOU FEEL THE SAME!?!?!??!!
Heero: fuck you Relena.
Not that I would.
(all of sailor girls and
dbz girls gang up behind relena)
All Girls (Except
Relena): DIE ANNOYING BITCH!!!!!!
(All the girls bring out really
big sticks and beat Relena to death)
Heero: THANK YOU! I
WARSHIP YOU ALL!
(music starts
mysteriously)
Vegeta: If you see a
faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the...
Bulma: Love Shack! Love
Shack yeah yeah
Serena: I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
Raye and Serena: lookin'
for the love getaway! Heading for the love getaway
Goku: I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
Vegeta: I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your
jukebox money
Heero: Well, The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Pan: Love Shack bay-bee, Love Shack baby.
Trowa: Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love Shack!
Gohan: Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Vegeta: Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Serena: Glitter on the mattress
Lita: Glitter on the highway
Mina: Glitter on the front porch
Ami: Glitter on the hallway
Goku: The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Bulma: Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack BABY!
ChiChi: Love Shack!
That's where it's at! Love Shack! That's where it's at!
Marron: Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Quatre: Cause it's hot as an oven
Wufei: The whole shack shimmies! The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Quatre: Movin' around and around and around!
Duo: Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Heero: Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Duo: Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
ChiChi: Funky little shack! Funky little shack!
Quatre: Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
All girls: yeah!
Wufei: I got me a car, it seats about 20
Trowa: So hurry up and bring your jukebox money.
ChiChi: Well, the Love
Shack is a little old place where we get togther!
Bulma: Love Shack
Bay-Bee! Love Shack Baby!
Serena: Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Duo: Knock a little
louder sugar!
Raye: Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Heero: Knock a little louder
baby!
ChiChi: Bang bang bang on the door honey!
Goku: Knock a little
louder sugar!
Bulma: Bang bang bang on
the door baby!
Vegeta: Knock a little
louder sugar!
Serena: Bang bang bang on
the door baby!
Trowa: I can't hear you!
Ami: Bang bang!
Trowa: On the door baby!
Serena: Bang bang!
Trowa: On the door!
Ami: Bang bang!
Trowa: On the door baby!
Ami: Bang bang!
Heero: Your what?!?!???
Serena and Pan: Tin
roof…rusted!
All Girls: Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
All Guys: Love baby, that's where it's at
Vegeta: Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack
(door to room opens. In come
Gabrielle, Megan, Janice, Nikki, Hilanna, and Brianna. They all stare at the group.)
Gabrielle:
okaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy………
Megan: what was that all
about??
Janice: has everyone lost
their mind?
Serena: come on in my
sisters! This party is just getting started!
Brianna: shut up Odango
Atama.
Serena: why are you
always soooooooooooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lita: Serena! Get a life!
And stop crying!
Raye: she is right
Serena. You are a Odango Atama.
Duo: Dumpling Head? That doesn't
sound right……
Heero: you know what? There
was this one time, at base camp, I started to hump—
Gabrielle: WE DON'T WANT
TO KNOW!!! DON'T TELL US!!!!!
Heero: but it's really
funny!
Gabrielle: I DON'T— how
funny?
Heero: very.
(Duo walks over to
Gabrielle and whispers something in her ear. Gabrielle turns beet red.)
Heero: Duo. What did you
say to her?
Duo: I told her what I was
thinking.
Heero: what were you
thinking, pray tell?
Duo: that I am really—
(Gabrielle clamps hand
over Duo's mouth)
Gabrielle: not a word you
hentai!
Megan, Janice, Nikki, Hilanna, and Brianna: they got a secret! they got a secret! they got a secret!
Gabrielle and Duo: no we don't! oops…
All but Gabrielle and Duo: SPILL! TELL US NOW!
Vegeta: tell us or I'll do my Final Flash on you two!
Duo: all right……
Gabrielle: ummm……DuoandIhavebeenseeingeachothersecretly (deep breath)butnowwehaveaproblemcuzi'mpregnant.
All: HUH??!?!?!!
Serena: when did you two meet!??
Duo: ten months ago on the internet……
All: ON THE INTERNET!?!!!
Gabrielle: I guess we forgot to use protection last time, huh?(grins)
Duo: well, you DID seem anxious……(grins and winks)
Gabrielle: well, at least I didn't rip my black t-shirt off and then practically rip my pants off!
Duo: I didn't see you waiting for anything either!
Gabrielle: well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee me for wanting to get it under way!
Duo: bitch!
Gabrielle: asshole!
Duo: cocksucker!
Gabrielle: (grins) and not a bad one, eh?
(Duo turns red)
Quatre: couldn't you two do that some place else?
Duo and Gabrielle: NO!
(Quatre looks at ground.)
to be continued….
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I finished this part! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY! WHO PUT ACUP FULL OF SUGAR IN MY COFFEE!?!?!??!???!!!!
See ya all later!
Lacrea