ROAD TO PARIS

(I DO NOT OWN FAMILY GUY OR THE CHARACTERS ...)

"LOIS! LOIS! ..." Stewie shouted from his bedroom.
"Brian Could you go see Stewie for me?" Lois asked.
"Sure Lois..." Brian hopped down from the purple sofa.
Brian made his way upstairs and into Stewie's room.
"LOIS!" Stewie shouted but then stopped when he saw Brian come in the room.
"Ok Stewie What is it?" Brian asked.
"Heyyyy B-Ri" Stewie said sweetly.
Brian Sighed "Stewie... answer my question please".
"Oh... N...Nothing..." Stewie said.
"You obviously want some thing?" Brian breathed "God your more difficult than Peter when he watches Charles In Charge!".

((-Cutaway Gag-))

"Peter... Do you know where my collar is?" Brian Asked.
"Mmmm" Peter Mummbled "Peter?" Brian Snapped.
"Stewie's in the kitchen..."
Brian Sighed and walked away.

((-END-))

"That...That was Awkward..." Stewie said.
"Yeah ... I couldn't think of anything else" Brian Replied.
"... Ok i want Gram Crackers" Stewie whined.
Brian Rolled his eyes "Figures... Ok I will get them".
Stewie Smiled "Thanks Briannn" Stewie said sweetly.
Brian went out the room to get Stewie's Gram Crackers.

Stewie sat up and grabbed his teddy friend Rupert and looked at him.
"Heh... I remember when I loved you Rupert but now..." Stewie trailed off.
Stewie smiled at himself "Brian... Oh Brian".
Stewie reached under his pillow and pulled out a picture of Brian.
"People may think im a stalker or crazy but Brian just has a thing to make me love him" Stewie whispered.
"You are a stalker Stewie" Stewie made Rupert say.
"I AM NOT YOU SON OF A *****!" Stewie shouted at Rupert.
Stewie started to strangle his Brown bear friend "DONT CALL ME A F****** STALKER RUPERT!".
Just then Brian walked in with three Gram Crackers in his paws.
Stewie Stopped and looked up "Oh Hi! B-Ri".
"Here you go Three Gram Crackers" Brian gave Stewie his snack.
Brian looked down and saw a picture "hey whos the picture-" Brian froze.
Stewie Chuckled nervously and said "you".
"Wh...Why The Hell Do you have a picture of me Stewie?" Brian asked.
"Um... Its Ruperts" Stewie Babbled.
"Is Rupert Gay?" Brian chuckled.
"No..." Stewie answered.
"Then why does RUPERT have a picture of me?" Brian joked.
"OK OK Its mine ... I have it because im... im making a robot of you" Stewie Lied "And i need a picture to get you to look right".
Brian smiled "Alright" Brian Started to walk out the door "night" Brian flicked off the light.
"Brian wait!" Stewie Shouted.
"Yes Stewie?" Brian turned.
"Can you tuck me back in? PLEEAASSSEE!" Stewie Begged.
Brian rolled his eyes and sighed "alright Stewie".
"Thank you Brian" Stewie Smiled.
Brian tucked the covers into Stewie and puffed his pillow.
"Alright All Done..." Brian said.
"Thank you" Stewie half smiled... what he really wanted was a kiss...
Brian Leaned down and whispered "What im about to do is not going to make me gay... OKAY".
Stewie's heart got faster and he nodded.
Brian Breathed in and kissed Stewie's Forehead.
Brian then walked out the room.

"Rupert... Brian... Kissed... Me" Stewie Breathed.
Stewie thought for a minute...
"I know I Should confess to Brian In France! Maybe Paris!" Stewie said to himself.
"It is the City of Love..." Stewie made Rupert say.
"Thats what i thought Rupert" Stewie replied "The... City Of Love! perfect... time to make phone calls!".