The sky parts, & the earth is flooded with ten-foot waves of FUCK and a nice tropical hurricane with winds that can pick up POD PEOPLE!
Josh is saying nothing, just staring and occasionally blinking wildly at fucking Kyle and Jessi playing this air-tennis-with your mind shit in the middle of the living room.
The punchline? Andy is riiiiight there. Yeeah. He sweating bullets now, 'cause.. she's not sayin anything.
She's not looking at Him either, so at least that's one piece of the Tricked-Out Trager family album that's not glued up in the scrapbook just yet.
'Cause when she finds out that HE'S known? Yeah, that's not gonna be so much fun.
"Uh, hi Andy.." and this is from Kyle, who seriously needs to move just a little bit more often or Andy will think 'Sparklepire' and not 'PodThing'.
Her mouth is moving a little, and she doesn't look like her entire world has just been deflowered or that she should have fucking stayed in Cleveland this summer, thank you very much.
So props for that.
The Talk went about as well as can be expected. Kyle whined about Podlife, Andy went "Aww", He got bitched at, and Kyle's day ended by Sex With Jessi. He got no-sex and "I'm so angry with you right now".
So yeah. He hates Kyle. And he's gonna ask Amanda to have dinner with them tomorrow. Jessi still hates her. No Sex for Kyle.
Booyah.
He calls her. And grovels. And talks about feelings. Sigh.
Lori hasn't helped one bit, walking around all day making 'wa-pish' sounds under her breath. She fucking told Hillary. He hates his Life. God damned Kyle.
"So, what else can they do?" she asks about 2 weeks before she has to go back to Skeezeland. He, of course blinks moronically.
"Else?" He says, voice breaking... pfft, 'cause that's his Thing. "They can like... jump off tall things and be annoyingly goody-goody, and all that other superman bullshit.".
Josh thinks for a minute, something occurring to him. "Andy! What if he can?! This IS Kyle we're talking about, master of being a total fucking super-secret-fossdude-spy all the time, staying under the 'rents radar.."
Andy looks at him warily, before loudly sipping her Slurpee. "You're so adorable when you're exercising that scrappy braincell." she says, grinning up at him.
He laughs, looking at her for a minute, taking her in. He really, really misses mushy-moments like this when she's not here. Lori wouldn't even say shit.
"I've missed you a lot ya know?" He asks, still abetting that small fear that she'd find someone else who would do the things he does for her better..
"I'll miss you when I'm gone again Prince SpockEars." "Aw, cmon Andy, I told ya! They were my dad's." "Yeah, yeah.. I believe ya Honey."
Then she gets the Slurpee on her clothes. Yay team Josh.
And then she tackles him. Yay, then sex.
He finds a note in his drawer at home.
Josh,
Hillary suggested a girlfriend-themed Calendar to Jessi.
Jessi passed this idea (..and gift) onto myself.
I passed it to Andy.
~Kyle
2 months later: He loves Kyle.