A friend of mine wrote this and I asked him if he would let me post it and he said ok. The Idea was mine but
he wrote this before I could. This song was by Weird Al. Oh and about the Hercule part, Mr. Satan
wouldn`t fit that well there anyway I present
"The Night Krillin Went Crazy"
Down in the weight room all the fighters were training
For the tournament next week while Hercule was praying
When Krillin busted in, nearly scared `em half to death
Had a towel in his hand and old sensu on his breath
From his head to his toes he was covered with cammo
Like a short fat drunk disgruntled midget type of Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"I may be short...but your all gonna die!"
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*Chorus*
The night Krillin went crazy
The night mini-me went insane
Realized he`d been gettin` a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
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Well, the weight room was gone now he decided to blast it
Everywhere you`ll find pieces of Bubbles and Coren
And he scooped up the Dragon Balls and he held Chi-Chi hostage
And he ground up poor Chaozu into midget sausage
He got Roshi and Bulma with an old Saiya-jin Luger
And he slashed up Gregory just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Goku
And he took a big bite and said,"It tastes just like monkey!"
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*Chorus*
The night Krillin went crazy
The night shorty went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around pepper town
Without steppin`in Gohan`s guts
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There`s the National Guard and the Z fighters
There`s a van van from the Z-TV news
And helicopters circlin` `round in the sky
The destructo disk flyin`, the body count`s risin`
And everyone`s dyin` to know, oh Krillin, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a uh, uh? a guy
Yes, Marron , now Krillin`s doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don`t you cry no more tears
He`ll break out with a pair of rusty shears
But now Vegeta`s in therapy, and Chi-Chi`s still nervous
And the Nameks all got jobs working for for the TNN service
And they say Android 18, she`s on the phone the every night
With her boy friend negotiating the wedding plans
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*Chorus*
They`re talkin` ` bout - the night Krillin went crazy
The night Mr. Curveball flipped
Broke his back to stay on Vegeta`s good side
Sounds to me like he was tired of loosing his pride
Wo, the night Krillin went crazy
The night mini-me went insane
Realized he`d been gettin` a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
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Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Well how did you like it?