A/N: I got this idea while watching CSI Miami on Monday. I loved Leo and simply had to find a way to initiate him into the "gang" (Calleigh, Eric, Ryan and sometimes Alexx), I came up with this. Enjoy, and please review.

Disclaimer: I don't own CSI Miami

Hazing

"Coops not here," Ryan said as he stepped into the locker room. Eric and Calleigh looked up from their lockers, mischievous grins adorning their faces.

"Oh really?" Calleigh asked, pulling a white shirt on over her black outfit.

"I think it's time to try out our new hazing method on Leo," Ryan said with a nod as he opened his own locker. Eric's face turned serious.

"Are you sure?" he asked.

"If he's anything like Cooper it'll be around the lab in five minutes," Calleigh added. Ryan looked up at them, a huge grin growing on his face.

"He's nothing like Cooper," he said.

"Can we trust him, though?" Eric asked. Ryan nodded.

"I think so," he said. "I already gave him the 'if Cooper were here' test."

"And he passed?" Calleigh inquired, leaning nonchalantly against her now closed locker.

"He passed."

"All right," Eric said, slamming his locker. "Everyone remember their parts?"

"I'll have him here in five minutes or so," Calleigh said as she headed for the door.

.-.-.-.

"Did Horatio say why he wanted to see me?" Leo asked as he followed Calleigh down the hall. She didn't say anything, just shook her head. Leo sighed and silently prayed that he wasn't already in trouble.

"You ass-hole!" Leo heard someone shout as Calleigh opened the locker room door and ushered him in. "Look what you did to my pants!"

"They were ugly anyway," another voice said.

Leo and Calleigh turned down a line of lockers and Calleigh suppressed a smirk when she saw what Eric and Ryan had cooked up, and she had to turn around when Leo's mouth fell open.

Ryan's pants were lying on the floor. They had obviously been ripped from his body, and Eric seemed to have taken a step back to enjoy his handiwork.

"Oh, you went to far this time, Delko!" Ryan said. He lunged forward and pulled at Eric's shirt. The buttons popped off one by one as Ryan pushed the lavender cloth from Eric's shoulders. They stood inches apart, their noses almost touching, and Calleigh was shaking from silent laughter.

"You shouldn't have done that, Wolfe," Eric said through clenched teeth, grabbing Ryan's shoulders as he spoke. Calleigh glanced at Leo, and had to quiet another surge of giggles. The A/V tech was opening and closing his mouth like a fish out of water.

"It was too distracting, anyway," Ryan said, and Calleigh knew it was over as Eric pushed Ryan into the lockers and kissed him hard.

"Oh…oh my…What…?" Leo stuttered as Eric and Ryan pulled apart and Calleigh finally burst out laughing. Leo looked from the two men, who were now redressing, to Calleigh and back. "What just happened?"

"Ha…hazing," was all Calleigh could choke out.

"You do this to all the new guys?" Leo queried, finally calming down from the strangeness of what he had seen.

"Just the ones we like," Ryan said, slamming his locker and turning to face Leo.

"But, you can't tell anyone," Eric added, turning the conversation serious and wrapping an arm around Ryan's waist. Leo nodded.

"Does Cooper…," Leo trailed off as Eric and Ryan violently shook their heads and Calleigh finally suppressed her laughter enough to stand beside them.

"What do you say we go get some drinks?" Ryan asked. They all looked at Leo, who slowly began to grin.

"On one condition," he said.

"And that is?" Eric inquired.

"I get to be in on the next one."

"Deal," Ryan said, grinning. And they all headed out for drinks, laughing at each person's different recollection of the "hazing."