There aren't enough fanfics dedicatted to Heymans Breda and Jean Havoc!

To put it simply there flippen awesome! i don't know why there arn't very many fics about them!

I decided to make a fic about How the terrible-two-some met each other!

there is NO yaoi (or yuri!)sorry if i got your hopes up!

It is rated K+ for slight swearing in the l

I do noy own fma, Havoc or Breda(too bad ) But Claudo drake von Bread and Vincent O'suliven Breda (and fluffy!) where charcters i made up for the story! (im not good at naming people!)

"AHHHHHHHH" a voice screamed. "GE-GE-GET AWAY FROM MEEE!"

"the time:0600hours. " Another voice said. "I Jean Havoc will attempt to save the damsell in distress."

"AHHH HELP ME!"

"What was that? Fear not fair maiden!"

Jean Havoc .8 years of age. He was fairly Tall of a boy for his had blonde messy hair which was thick with mud ,dirt and grese. His eyes where Big And a madjestic Sky-blue in colour. He was wearing Blue tracksuit bottoms and a tight black Vest. Also he was holding two water pistols ,one in each hand. Jean stood with his chest puffed outwards (to make him appear more muscular) and he had a large heroic grin upon his face.

"Maiden where are you?" Jean cried.

"UP HERE!" The boy screamed. To scared to admit that he wasn't a maiden.

Jean looked upwards. His face dropped as he realised it was no Maiden. "Wh-why are.. you up there!"

"Its-its on the loose there's nothi'n protecting us ov-over there!" (hehe fma series 1 ep 13 referance!) A chubby finger pointed towards the beast.

"woof!"

"AHHHH GET IT AWAY!"

"What? This is fluffy. Its my neighbours dog. It wouldn't hurt a fly!"

"YEAH A FLY! IM NO FLY!"

Havoc patted 'fluffy' on the head. But Havoc-being-Havoc he pointed his water pistol at its head. Just before he pulled the trigger the dog ran off wagging its tail .

"Anyways. How did you get up there?" Havoc questioned.

"B-bu-bu by climbing of course." The boy said as he he clung onto a tree branch.

"Well i don't think the branch will hold out much longer!"

He was right the branch was bending due to the boys excess weight.

"I think you better come down chubster!"

"Sh-shut up! The d-d-d-dogs will get me!"

"Its 6 in the morning i doubt that there are any other dogs around! Unless you run into a farmer herding his sheep?"

"Well- Well- Well you never kno- AH!" .

The branch snapped.

The boy landed on his butt with a 'thud'. "Oww my butt." The chubby boy said.

"You ok? Havoc said as he put out his hand to help him up off the floor. "Yeah thanks for scaring that 'beast' away for me!"He said as he dusted his clothes off.

The boy put his hand out "Jean Havoc wasn't it? Im Heymans Breda! Nice ta meet you!"

Breda was the avarege height for an 8 year was about half a head shorter than havoc. But was quite a bit overweight. maybe evan a tad bit Obese...He was at least twice the size of Havoc. He had Short scruffy red hair. And was wearing white shorts and a baggy Navy green t-shirt.

"Nice ta met you to Breda!"

Havoc didn't know any other boys his age that lived in the countryside. So he shook Bredas hand with ease.

"Where 'bouts do you live then Breda?" Havoc asked.

"Acorn Avenue. Just 4 streets away from here! What about you?"

"B-but i live on Acorn Avenue to...My parents own the general store at the end of Acorn Avenue!"

Both the boys puzzled over how in there 8 years on this planet neither of them had met each other.

"Wait. My tutors called Claudo Drake Von Breda...You know him?"

Due to living in the country side the nearest schools are miles away. Which means having to spend money on the train ride there every day Or simply hiring a nearby tutor for half the price.

"Infact i do!Thats my brother...weird name ein't it? My Parents aren't exactly great at naming there kids!" Heymans chuckled.

"Not really Hey-mans!" Havoc laughed.

Both of the boys started to laugh when they where interupted "Jean you there? I need you to go get some supplies for me!" A women shouted.

"Yes Mum!" He shouted back. "Carrying supplies is a hard job for one man wanna help Breda?"

"Sure!" Breda replyed.

The boys both went to the train station to pick up several crates of vegatables, Milk and Toiletries. Havoc tried to pick up the crate of vegtables, But failed. He pushed and pulled but could get it to move, "You wanna little help?" Breda asked politely.

"No im perfectly fine!Im just not used to such big parcells!"

Breda laughed as he watched Havoc struggle But soon afterwards he lifted the Package up like it was as light as a pea.

"*Huff**puff* How did you do that?" Havoc said wearily.

"My fathers high in military command. He taught me some stuff. And we have plenty of weight lifting equipment at home so im kinda used to it."

"But if you lift weights why are you fat?" Havoc joked. But the joke barely made Breda laugh.

Breda put one hand on his stomach and stated"IM NOT FAT THIS IS MUSCLE!" There was a slight pause. "Well maybe it isn't...But Thats for me to know and you to find out. Anyways Do you want me to leave the Package's here for you to deal with?" Breda said sturnly.

"No -no -don't go! PLLLEEEAASSE!" Havoc got onto his hands and knees and begged. But Breda just ignored him and picked up the milk Package with his other arm and walked of in the direction home."Are you coming or not?"

Hope you like chapter 1! please review feel free to critisize !