Fruit Basket short stories

Yes I know it done many times but now it is my turn *evil smiley*

Anyway I may just call the people by their animal names because I am bad at spelling and remembering names * face palm*

Disclaimer~ I do not own fruit basket or characters T.T oh and rated T

Story 1

It all started when Tohru was making breakfast and when she finished she called everyone to eat. Yuki came in but went to the fridge to get some milk and drink out of the carton. Then dog went in and greeted Tohru without being perverted *shock*. Later Kyo came in and actually was wearing glasses and had a happy go lucky pervert grin? Tohru was so~ in shock and confused that she fell on the floor and everyone ran to her. But Yuki who was choking on milk and also fell on the floor.

A few hours later~

Every Souma that knew Tohru and is kind to her. Sheep came in trying to hug Kyo O.O. Kisa was acting calm and sitting in a corner. Momiji tried to hug Yuki saying …"I live you have you missed your brother I bet you have…"ect. Ayame came in checking on Tohru's temperature. And Hatori came in looking around for sweets and jumping like a bunny. Boar came in sitting next to Ayame seeing if the girl on the floor is ok. And cow came in and acted a little shy and sitting next to Ayame seeing if the girl on the floor is ok.* I spit and chock on water*

When Tohru came to because she heard everyone yelling and screaming and laughing. Everyone asked if she was ok and then Tohru made snacks. Everyone in the living room where acting normal but in different bodies? Tohru thought and thought until she got dizzy and while she carried the plate of Dangos she ran into the wall. ( ok now it going to be confusing just try to remember which body everybody is in because now I state what everyone's soul is doing not the people body is lol confusion~).

Kisa came to try to help and catch Tohru but transformed. Then Hatori tried to move kisa before she was squished but forgot she turned into a cow and ran into her. Then Yuki and Kyo both tried to catch the dango and slipped and hit each other on the forehead at full speed. Ouch. Ayame tried to kiss yuki on the forehead to make the booboo go away. * Kyo in yuki's body punched him". Then doggy came and bit Kyo saying not to bite his boyfriend~ . so wrong. And then sheep went to kisa thinking to bring her out of this mess but got run over by boar trying to get to Kyo. Later cow went black and rampaged but forgot was in Kisa's body and went to sulk in the corner.

When Tohru came to she was staring at kisa in cow form and got crushed because kisa tried to hug her. Now Momiji who was missing came out of no where and came in with a hyper smiley that looked evil on Hatori's face. Everyone froze and then Momiji started stirring up ciaos again

A day later~ ^^

A lot of things happened. Dog's house was torn to shreds.(p.s. everyone turned back to normal) Monkey in the saying sorry to every particle of air for breathing in. Momiji who is tied to a tree. Kisa who was hiding in the closet with sheep that was trying to keep Kisa from being harmed. Ayame comforting dog and they did yaoi it up…ya don't want to know. Hatori grabbing the idiot spray ad spraying the yaoi couple. They rolled on the floor saying it burns. Tohru was in the emergency room to try to wake up. Yuki and Kyo started to wear costumes and act dramatic and failed while in the end just punching each other's brain out. Cow was sleeping on the half torn apart bed that was on the roof. Boar was knocked out in Las Vegas … ya.

After the house was rebuilt and everyone was inside and Tohru came back and she finished passing out the snacks and tea. (don't underestimate souma money power)

Tohru finally asked how everyone got mixed up in personality. And dog came and walked to Tohru and whisper in her ears. Then she blushed and got a nose bleed and ran to her room and that is the end

Yay for ? Marks . I know this is bad and if any of yawl have bad comments I will say this. NC yay * falls down stairs*