Disclaimer: If I owned the rights to Kingdom Hearts, my friends would have probably stolen them from me by now. So, even then I wouldn't own it. Stop rubbing it in! *cries*

I woke up today thinking it would just be an ordinary Saturday. I'd go to meet Rai, Fuu, and Vivi at the Sandlot, per usual, terrorize a few punks who thought they were tough, and of course spend a few extra, joyous minutes bugging the hell out of those slackers in the Usual Spot. Particularly Hayner. He is just too fun to tease. I can always get a fiery reaction out of him. As long as he's around, I will never be bored.

Just an average Saturday in the life of Seifer Almasy, right? Unfortunately, it didn't turn out that way. Apparently, that girl the Chickenwuss always hangs out with (I think her name starts with an O?) discovered a random love for sewing recently and convinced her friends to put on a show. I know what you're thinking, a fashion show, right? WRONG. This was more of a skit. And the clothes she'd made were more like costumes. Scarily accurate costumes. Of us. Us being me and the rest of the Disciplinary Committee. So. Wrong. And, of course, what better place to perform their twisted little skit but the Sandlot?

Now do you see my problem? Good.

And, because I know you're curious, I'll share a bit of their skit with you. Aren't you special? Of course, you'll first need to know who was who. Well, the girl was, obviously, Fuu. She wasn't half bad. Pretty accurate, actually, but still creepy as hell. The tubby one was Vivi. I think Vivi actually cried. Poor kid just has bad luck, y'know? Blondie, aka Roxas, was Rai. Stupid little lamer didn't look a thing like him.

Which, obviously, leaves the Chickenwuss. As me. I'm almost positive I threw up into my mouth a little. And, worse, he actually kind of looked good in it. The cut off shirt exposing his tight stomach, the black beanie hiding his dirty blond hair, the combat boots and pants with that sleeveless jacket, all minimized to fit him and accentuate his lean, muscular body. I was not staring, and was most definitely not drooling. Anyway, once they started the skit, all despising (or admiring) of their appearances stopped and everyone saw red.

Blondie was up first. He got this stupid, dopey expression on his face and stepped forward. "Hi, y'know! My name's Rai, y'know? I'm a complete idiot, y'know. And end all my sentences with 'y'know', y'know?" Rai started chasing him, and they ran around the Sandlot for the rest of the performance. Blondie's faster than he looks.

Next was the girl. She did a perfect imitation of Fuu's expression and voice. "Fuu." She motioned towards the others in her group. "Idiots." She tapped her forehead. "Seem smarter." The real Fuu let out a low growl and glared at her, waiting for my command. She knew it would be futile to attack them one on one, as Rai was busy proving. We may be stronger, but they are faster. We stand a better chance as a group.

Then they made fun of Vivi. Well, not exactly. Apparently they actually kind of liked Vivi. Not like that's a compliment or anything. "Hi! I'm Vivi!" the tubby one said in an overly happy and sugary tone. " I'm weird, but would actually probably be kind of cool if I didn't hang around with such stupid losers all the time!" Vivi paled. I only noticed because I've known the kid so long, but he definitely wasn't flattered.

Which, once again, leaves the Chickenwuss. And me. I crossed my arms as he stepped forward, glaring at him, daring him to try it. He developed a cocky smirk and took the dare. "I'm Seifer Almasy. I think I'm better than you, but I'm not. I'm just a stupid bully that wears this annoying beanie and calls people lame names like 'lamer' and 'chickenwuss' because I can't think of anything better. I'm an annoyance to anyone who knows me except my weird friends, and I'm probably secretly gay." Then he turned to me and copied my folded-arm posture, adding a mocking note to the arrogant tone he'd been using, "What's the matter, chickenwuss? Don't like what you see?" I felt my eye twitch. As if I'd actually said something, Fuu, Vivi, and I lunged forward in unison and the slackers scattered.

"How does he run in this?!" the chubby one shouted as he floundered away. Vivi caught up to him with a struggle bat and they began to battle. Good. That meant the others wouldn't run away. They would never leave someone behind. If one got in trouble, the rest would fight alongside them, no matter what. Their loyalty is kind of admirable, actually. You tell anyone I said that and I will hunt you down. The point is that as long as we had one of them, we had all of them.

Once we saw that Vivi had caught his doppelganger, Fuu and I went after our respective doubles to exact suitable punishment. Hayner went down a side alley, obviously hoping to lose me and circle back to help his friends. I caught him in a smaller alley and trapped him up against one of the walls.

"Pretty good, Chickenwuss. You and your lamer friends actually got some things right." I taunted as he struggled against my grip. As I tried to think of a decent way to get back at him, I was hit with inspiration and smirked. I leaned in and kissed him full on the mouth, thinking how entertaining it would be when he freaked out. He froze instantly and I moved my mouth to his ear. "Do you have any idea how hot you look in that outfit, lamer?"

I heard a sharp intake of breath and was about to release him when he grabbed the front of my shirt and pulled me into another kiss! My eyes widened in shock. This time, it was his turn to speak. "You know, it's not too bad on you either, Seifer." Damn he tasted good. I pushed him up against the wall harder and took full advantage of his gasp of surprise, engaging his toungue with mine in a wild dance. He wrapped an arm around my neck and I wrapped mine around his waist, forcing our bodies even closer together.

Now, I'm not one to do more than kiss and tell, so I'll leave the rest of my day up to your imagination. So, that was how I spent my Saturday. How was yours?

A/N Hey guys! My first Seiner! Yay! I'm honestly terrified of accidentally making Seifer and Hayner OOC, so please tell me how I did. I want to do them justice! I welcome questions, comments, constructive criticism (please help me improve if you can!), anything, just please review! Thank you so much for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. A friend of mine is writing a second chapter that will be posted here of this whole thing from Roxas's POV. It should be fun! Until next time!

-Bon'sGirl