Disclaimer: i obviosly dont own harry potter bause if i did i wouldnt be bored out of my mind and i wouldnt write random stories.
"What is it Arthur?" Everyone at the Burrow had been called into the kitchen by Mr. Weasley to see something he had brought home from work. Mrs. Weasley followed by Fred and George, Ron, Harry, Ginny, and Hermione all walked into the kitchen and saw something on the table covered by a sheet.
"This is something I brought home from work that I wanted to show you all. It's a Muggle invention to help them cook faster. Its called a mickeywive." he said as he pulled the sheet off. All the Weasleys looked at it amazed, while Harry and Hermione started laughing.
"Whats so funny?" asked the twins.
"Its called a MICROWAVE...not a mickeywive." Hermione said. "Its very useful to."
"So you know how to work it?" Mrs. Weasley asked her.
"Of course. I'd be glad to show you if you'd like."
"How hard could it be?" said Ron. "You put something in, press some buttons, and wait." He threw some pie in the microwave, closed the door, pressed a few buttons, and waited. "See. Piece of cake, or should I say pie." Just then the microwave door blew open and showered Ron with bits of exploded pie.
"Oh yeah Ron, you know what you're doing." said Fred, as he and George left the room laughing. Everyone left except for Harry and Hermione, who just stood there laughing at Ron. After a few minutes Hermione took out her wand and waved the mess away.
"Damn mickeywives. I think I'll stick to magic." Ron said as they left the kitchen.
