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Ok so you know that hilarious scene in Justice League Unlimited were Green Arrow and Batman are talking in the locker room and Green Arrow totally checks out Black Canary and considers joining? Well this is that, but with Link, Ike, and Marth(and some different dialogue) ;) ALSO I speed wrote this at like 11-12ish at night on a SUNDAY, haha, sorry for any mistakes !!!

"Will you atleast think about it, Ike? Zelda, my mini me, and I would love to have you join the brawl!"

For as long as he knew him, Links cheerful attitude always annoyed the crap out of Ike- today being different. The pair stood awkwardly outside of the mens locker room at smash manor, which looked more like the space base for the Justice League, with towels loosely wrapped around their waists. After a some what long spar between Ike and himself, Link had been hoping to convince his friend to join the wonderful world of brawl... and it had not been going well. At all.

"Well, I don't know, Link... I don't think this is really for me... The brawling is great! Its just..." The mercenary's voice trailed off, eyes averting the Hylian(Hyrulian?)'s gaze, looking for something else to look at. Instantly, Ike caught site of a blur going past he and his companion, stopping at a bench infront of a few lockers. "Link, who is that?" Following his friends eyes, the lad smiled. "Ah, so I'm guessing you've had the pleasure of seeing Prince Marth, Am I right?"

Pulling on one of his boots in a very seductive manner, eyes closing, a natural blush dusting over his cheeks, was none other then fellow brawler and swordsman, Marth. Blue hair covered his head, adorned with a tiara made just for him. He was thin, more like fit, coupled with the nicest ass a god could ever bestow upon somebody. Ike almost died on the spot.

"I-I... Uhh... Wow... He's..." Usually, whatever Ike wanted to say -he would say- but in this case, his words dribbled out, sputtering in random directions, not forming any type of sentence. What he saw before him, made his nose bleed. Hard. Link grinned, his secret plan had worked! Ike's hands flew up to cover his nose, eyes never leaving the form of beauty just some feet away from them.

"I'll fwoo ut!"

"What?"

"I'll do it! I changed my mind, Link, I'm joining. Sign me up." Rough and bloody (from his nose, of course) hands reached out to where the prince had once been standing, longing for his presence again. The object of his newly found affections had gone off with some other redheaded male, and laughing about something. The mercenary boiled with envy. They had not uttered one word of dialogue as of yet, but just by looking at him, Ike could tell, there was something special.

Links grin and receded into a smile, glad that his friend had found something worth joining.

"I thought you might say that."

SORRY about it being really short & bad (I'll probably end up redoing it) I might keep on writing if you guys think this is worth making a story out of... Reviews are nice c: OH and if you hadn't guessed, Toon Links that mini me :P