I smiled, and ran my death scythe through his pitiful, dead body. I caught glimpses of a pretty wife, and cute little children. I saw a younger him holding a gun, and pointing it at someone. Hehe definitely not worth living. I finished reaping his soul, and went to look for Will. Ooh, his cold eyes, the way he pushes his glasses up all sexily, and his serious expression just gives me butterflies in my stomach.
"Oh Wiiiiiiiill!" I sang, looking for him. I found him just as he was finishing up a reaping. I ran at him from behind and jumoed onto his back. "Will, do you think we'll work overtime again? I hope not, because we have been for the past billion weeks, and I want to go out on a date with youuuuuuuu!"
"We are definitely working overtime tonight, and I am never going out on a date with you. We are, again, very understaffed and management is not veery helpful. Now, someoene is about to die, and I have to go reap her soul. You have another soul to reap, too. So go."
"Aww Will, you're soooooo cold! At least give me a parting kiss, so I will be thinking of you when I watch yet another person die." He ran away much too quickly. I called after him "It's okay, I'll catch you later!"
I checked my book, and ran to reap yet another soul. My days are getting way too monotonous. Reap souls, get rejected by Will, and reap more souls. AND GET REJECTED BY THE ONE MAN I WILL EVER LOVE!
When I reached my destination, I found an intriguing situation. The entire scene was red with blood, and a woman with-OH MY GOSH HER HAIR IS SO RED! What was I saying? Oh yeah, a woman with the most beautiful red hair was standing there, knife in hand, standing over the dead body.
"Well, well, what dooo we have here?" I asked cheerfully.
She turned around. She was covered in red blood. I smiled. Maybe this woman would make my existence more interesting...
Hello! So, this is my first non-HP-related fanfic. Please review! Have a wonderful day/night/evening/morning/whatever!