AUTHOR'S NOTES:

Sheesh, another Twilight fanfic. Something is definitely wrong with me. I must be sooooo bored at work that I was able to write this.

Anyway, here is my Second Twilight fanfic (but first fanfic borne out of boredom).

This one is still dedicated to my sister, Lesley (I'm using her real name now) and to all the nurses who are addicted to Twilight.

Happy reading, and bad nightmares for me.

(And yes, I happen to be anti-Twilight… but I guess I'm pro-Lesley, which is why I was able to make this without puking. XD)

Oh, and my sister's name is not really Lesley Lockhart, and we're not from Maine either. I just used the name Lockhart because I was watching Tifa Lockfart from FFVII while I was making this.

Edward Cullen and Twilight are of course, the intellectual property of Stephanie Meyer.