Compulsive Noties
It's been a while since I've ventured into this fandom, but I promised a friend I'd write her a quick oneshot of her comic:
http:-slash slash-smexyriku. deviantart .com-slash-art-slash-OhNoHeDidn-t-I-mBored-XD-113041886
All the slashes are where the slashes go. lol but If i really put them on there it'd dissapear. So, anypoo, I know this is really short, and badly written but i've been in a drawing mood instead of a writing mood latly. lol
Enjoy!
So an accident happened. And if there was a god, he'd be not only be crying at the mess that had been made, but ripping off his own appendages for creating such monsters. But non-the-less, it happened, and nothing, nor no, one can change it. What happened you ask?
"Hi!" A small boy called. His hair was Grey, bangs were blond, had brown streaks, and red tips along the bottom.
"What the hell is that?" Roxas asked, taken a-back.
"I think the better question is, who the hell is that." Sora corrected.
"My kidney stone." Riku replied, sounding somewhat tired. There was an awkward silence before Riku coughed. "And son..." The heavy air felt only heaver with the last bit of information.
"...So...whose the father...?" He couldn't tell with the multi-colored hair. But personally, first glances, I wouldn't be able to tell either.
"All of you..."
"Daddies!" The small child ran up to the tall men and pulled them into an embrace. Roxas fell over unconscious.
"You mean that one experimental night..." Riku slowly nodded, making a face that couldn't be put into words.
"How did..." Axel he made hand gestures and facial expressions asking where, and how it came from Riku's body. Who simply shook his head.
"Don't ask questions you don't want answers for."
"My name is Soroaxiku! But you can call me Iku for short, okay papas?"
"This is going to need a system. It can't call all of us dad!"
"Well it's a boy. And he needs to go to bed. You can figure this out later." The child smiled up the the remaining men. Riku took his hand and walked out of the room.
:D
All was well in the household until one day when Riku was cooking dinner, and he was interrupted by the rambunctious child.
"Mamaaa! Lookit what I found in Daddy-Axel's closet!" There stood the child in a French Maid's outfit. The small apron that covered less than the short skirt read "Fuck Me!" With a small heart under the words. And if that wasn't bad enough, the hosiery attached to the small under where beneath the skirt was connected by Velcro! "Isn't I pretty?!" He yelled happily.
"Go take that off, sweetie..." He said as nicely as he could.
"Okie dokie, smokie!" He sang, skipping out of the room. Just as Riku turned around he saw the words 'Roxas' written along the butt of the under wear.
With a clenched fist, and scowl on his face Riku ventured out of the kitchen to find the walking dead man. He found Roxas sitting on the couch instead.
"Where the fuck is Axel, we need to have a little discussion on where he hides his things."
Ja Ne