Chapter 1: I'm pregnant…
It was a beautiful sunny day here in Camden and today I had decided to take a little break from my list and focus on one of my favorite pass times: playing board games with Randy. Back when we were kids I used to beat him all the time and then rub it in his face until he cried, but today I'm gonna let him win and rub it in my face. But I won't cry though.
"F4" said Randy. Without him looking Earl moved his boat to where Randy could hit it.
"You just sank my battleship" Earl said "You beat me Randy".
Randy's eyes widened in disbelief "I won?" he asked and Earl nodded his head "I WON! YEAH! IN YOUR FACE I WON! WOO HOO!" He cheered. Earl couldn't help but smirk at his younger brother; for once he had played a game with Randy where they both felt good. Just then there was a knock at the door.
"Come in" Earl hollered.
The door opened and the person who came in was the beautiful Latina housekeeper Catalina "Hey guys…" She said nervously.
"Hey Catalina" they both said. Then Earl noticed something wrong with her "You alright?" he asked.
She sighed "Earl can I talk to you in private?" she asked.
"What for?"
"I just… really need to speak with you, it's important"
Earl sighed and stood up "Alright, Randy can you put the game up?"
"Sure Earl, or should I say loser cause I just sunk your battleship!" he boasted.
Earl rolled his eyes and walked out of the room and down to the pool area with Catalina. When they got there they both sat down on two rusty old sun chairs.
"So what's important Catalina?" he asked her
"Earl do you remember your birthday party last month?" She asked and Earl thought for a second, a month ago Darnell had thrown Earl a surprise party for his birthday at the Crab Shack and had invited all his friends and family. A party meant lots of alcohol and Earl being the drinker that he is, had some beers and shots. "I remember half of the party, but I kinda drank a bit over the line. Why?"
"Well, while you were drunk and you noticed me and then started to flirt with me. I had a lot to drink too but I wasn't as wasted as you were but I fell for you and then the next thing I remember was waking up the next morning in your bed next to you. Naked…" Earl started to feel a little nervous "Did we do it?" he asked and she nodded her head "Weeks later I started to vomit a lot and then decided to visit the doctor and he told me this…" Catalina took a deep breath "Earl, I'm pregnant…"
That then and there I knew I had to add the most important thing to my list, #280: got Catalina pregnant. And after getting other women pregnant in the past, this time the child will be mine.
End of chapter 1
So that was the first chapter to my new story, sorry if this is kinda short I'll do my best to make future chapters longer. This was something that I have been wanting to write for months and I really hope you guys liked it so far.