David Najarian: Hey, 'sup. I jus' wanna say, I don't own TWEWY.
Neku: You kidnapped me! Of course you don't own me!
DN: Shu' up! Anyway, I've got the whole TWEWY gang here, and I'mma put 'em in weird pairings tha' you tell meh, ya hear?!
Rhyme: What? You told me you were going to treat me to ice cream?
Beat: Whyou talkin' like me, 'Vid?
DN: Shup, guys, we waitin' fer some 'views now. Oh, I'mma tell ya now, no yaoi or yuri in this, foo'!
Neku: Damn straight. I swear to God, anyone who says NekuxJoshua will be killed.
Beat: Or BeatxRhyme!
Shiki: I see your spell check is giving you hell there. Maybe you should speak good English.
DN: Shup! I'mma piledrive yo' face into the ground, bitch! 'Nyway, you 'view the fic, speak me a couple; I turn it to a story. It dun't hafta be in the main cast. Oh, and I din't say nothing' 'bout keeping' it clean.
Neku, Joshua, Shiki, Rhyme, Beat: What?!
DN: But now I am! I mean you cin have 'em kiss 'n stuff, but nuthin durty.
Neku: Please don't do any REALLY weird pairings, please!
DN: Shup, Neku! Don' listen ta him, folks!
Rhyme: You know, people on Fan fiction .net frown on short chapters.
DN: They do!? Crap! Uh, well, Uuuuhhh…and now, the fiblious JOSHUA DANCERS!
Joshua: -Starts dancing because of my admin power- HELP!
Sho: That is a zetta stupid dance! -dances-
DN: Um…that's all, folks! So…'view!