Shadow's Problem

Warning: A little fluff at the end. I don't own NOTHING!

Shadow: Silver, I can't believe I'm saying this but...can you watch Brian and Vicky?

Silver: What's in it for me?

Sonic: Would you do it for a Silver Snack?

Silver:...What the heck's a Silver Snack?

Sonic: 2 Silver Snacks?

Silver: Seriously, what's a Silver Snack? I want to see these so called "Silver Snacks."

Sonic: (pulls out a box with Sliver's face on it)

Silver: Well, I'll be damned. Make it three and you got a deal.

At the Casino

Shadow: How come every time we come here to play, we have to be the balls?

Sonic: Don't know. But if I Spin Dash one more time, I'm gonna waste those nachos I ate. Lets go back home.

At home...

Shadow: Oh, my God! What happened?

Vicky: Hi, Daddy! Uncle Silver is the most fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun person ever!

Shadow: He will never be your uncle.

Brian: Yeah, Daddy! We played tons of games! Like Monopoly, Scene It, Jeopardy, Sorry, Connect Four, Checkers-

Sonic: Wait, wait, wait. We were only gone for an hour.

Shadow: And why are you so hyper?

Vicky & Brian: Uncle Silver gave us 9 lolipops! They were yummy!

Shadow: ...I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.

Sonic: Why?

Shadow: Because they're going to be up all night! Plus, Purllea's gonna blame me for giving them all that sugar! And-

Vicky & Brian: (snoring)

Sonic: Or their bodies could give out.

Sonic and Shadow carried the kids upstairs and tucked them in. Shadow closed the door and faced Sonic.

Shadow: You know, this was kind of fun. Spending the day with you and all.

Sonic: Yeah, I guess you're not what you used to be when we met.

Shadow: Well, you've grown on me I guess.

Shadow turned and walked towards his room. He turned his head to see Sonic opening his door. The Ultimate Lifeform bit his lip and ran in front of the blue hedgehog.

Sonic: Hey! Shads, what's the big idea?

Shadow couldn't control himself any longer. He didn't even know why he was doing this! Shadow looked Sonic in his eyes.

Shadow: Sonic, I-I...

Shadow broke the gap in between them. He lightly kissed Sonic with as much will power as he had. He didn't want to get too into it. He pulled back when he felt Sonic do the same. The kiss only lasted about 30 seconds.

Sonic: ...S-Sha-

Before Sonic could finish his name, Shadow ran back to his room, locking the door. His breathe was hitched as he lied down on the bed.

Shadow: Sonic...Purllea...OH MY GOD PURLLEA! I CHEATED ON PURLLEA WITH SONIC! Wait, does it count? What am I talking about? OF COURSE IT COUNTS!

Me: Heh heh! You thought I meant Shadow and Purllea didn't you! WELL YOU'RE WRONG! MWHAAAAAHAA!

Midknight: It's amazing how my hikari's more evil than me. R&R!