One morning, a person by the name of Harry Potter woke up and decided to visit his old (and not really dead) pal Dumbledore at Hogwarts. He asked Ron to go too, since they were, and are still, best friends. Then he figured he should round out the trio, so he went to call Hermione, but she was on a ski vacation and didn't answer the phone. Conveniently forgetting that wizards can Apparate anywhere in seconds, the two guys left for Hogwarts in a new flying car (because they never learn). As soon as they got there, the car magically decided to stop, running them into not one, but five Whomping Willows, then ran off into the Forbidden Forest, which, since it was technically only forbidden to students, they could have gone into to look for the car, but Ron was even more afraid of spiders now, so they were stuck. Nothing else to do, they walked into the castle.
What they saw there was so grotesque, they would have nightmares for weeks.
It was none other than…Professor Severus Snape's still-unwashed hair.
Ron's hair instantly turned white, and Harry shrieked and collapsed senseless to the floor.
"So glad to see you too."
Hey, everyone, this is the author here. I was in the mood to write a little 200-word drabble to lighten the mood. There's a few stories I'm working on, but Harry's always go the fastest. Anyway, just wanted to encourage you to try the 3 R's -- Read, Review, and Read again! Thanks for your time!