I Am Obsessed!
A Random Collection of Limericks and Haikus about STAR TREK!!!!! (which I don't own any rights to, by the way)
There once was a Star Trek fanatic
Who was forced to move to her attic.
She found there, you see,
A black and white TV
But all it got was static.
There once was a Vulcan named Spock.
He used to live on my block.
He claimed logic was best
And forgot all the rest
But then he fell through the air lock.
There once was a Captain named Kirk.
He had just one little quirk.
When he pulled out his gun,
He'd yell, "Phasers to stun!"
And always wore a sly smirk.
I am a Trekkie.
The poems here are proof but,
it's not my own fault.
Mmmmmmmmmm... Poetry. Tell me what you think!