Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Sheep In The Big City.
"Baaaa," Sheep screamed. General Specific was using a tank to capture sheep.
"Get back here sheep. I need you for my sheep powered ray gun," General Specific said.
"Yes, get back here," General Public said.
"You really need to work on your conversational skills," General Specific told General Public.
"Yes, I know," General Public said. Then, a voice came over the intercom.
"Head back to our super secret military headquarters," the voice said.
"Fine," General Specific said, and they were on their way back.
"Baaaa," Sheep told himself after they left. And he headed back to his affordable apartment.
At The 'Super Secret' Military Headquarters
"Why did we have to come back here? We almost had that sheep," General Specific said.
"The mad scientist wants to talk to you. He has another idea," another general said.
"Angry! I am an angry scientist! But, the way to capture sheep is to have a hostage. One whom the sheep loves dearly," the mad scientist said.
"That's not a bad idea. And I know exactly who to take. Thanks mad scientist," General Specific said.
"Angry, I am an angry scientist," the mad scientist yelled. And he was taken away.
"To Farmer John's farm," General Specific said. They went to his doorstep disguised and rang his doorbell.
"Hello," Farmer John said.
"Hello, Farmer John. We're with the good luck society; it appears that you ran out of good luck. We would like you to come to our office to have everything straighten out," General Public said, in his disguise.
"Oh, that's not good. Well, let's go," Farmer John said. He followed them to the 'Secret' base, where he was tied up.
In The Big City
Sheep was checking his mail.
"Baaaa," Sheep said, looking at the first one, and then he ate it. "Baaaa," he said to the second one and he ate it. The third one looked important, and probably had fewer flavors.
He opened it and read it. 'Sheep, we have captured Farmer John. Let us use you for the ray gun, and he will be brought back to safety.'
"Baaaa?" Sheep asked himself. What was he going to do? He didn't want to give up his life in the city.
But he didn't want anything bad to happen to Farmer John either. So he went to the military base.
"Baaaa," he said.
"Great, we have the sheep. Let the Farmer go," General Specific said.
"Sheep! NO," Farmer John screamed. They put sheep in the ray gun.
"Time to see this baby work," General Specific said. He pushed the button, and nothing happened. "What? How can this be?" General Specific asked.
Then, the mad scientist came back out.
"Mad scientist, why isn't it working?" General Specific asked.
"Angry! I am an angry scientist! And it is not working because it is a prototype! I have the real one right here," the mad scientist said, and he brought out the real ray gun.
"Great! Only, I don't see a sheep shaped hole," General Specific.
"Of course, we're using General Specifics now," the mad scientist said.
"Oh, OK. Sheep, you and Farmer John are free to go. General Specific, get ready to be used in a ray gun," General public said.
So Farmer John took Sheep back to the farm, where they still live today.