-overseas mystery-

Disclaimer- we (me and star1412) don't own Case Closed, Detective Conan, Hetalia, Incompetent Italy, or whatever else you want to call them.

Don't ask about the Japanese names. I don't know them well enough.

It was a quiet night on the island. Germany and Japan were sitting tensely around the campfire, while Italy snoozed at their feet. The waves were lapping at the beach and everything was calm. Suddenly, Germany and Japan stood up and removed their coats.

"It seems zey are here."

"Hai, I agree."

"Say vah?"

Italy looked up and saw the allies standing on the cliff top as Germany and Japan drew their weapons.

"HEAR ME IN MY TOTAL HERO VOICE!" America shouted as the allied forces surveyed the area. "CHINA! I CHOOSE YOU!"

As usual, china jumped off the cliff and started attacking Germany as Italy waved his white flag frantically. China quickly defeated Germany and Japan with his frying pan and cooking ladle of doom.

"I GIVE UP! Please don't hurt me! I bruise like a summer peach! And I always thought your hair was really cool!" Italy pleaded as he waved his white flag crazily.

Just then, a small boat appeared upon the horizon. Everyone turned around to look at it, for they had nothing better to do (besides beat Italy senseless, but who would want to do that?). As the boat got closer, the countries noticed that the boat was being sailed by four kids.

'Not again', Germany thought. 'Every time ve fight like zis, something alvays appears over zee ocean! I just vant to finish zis fight for once!'

When the boat reached shore, one of the kids, the largest of the group, fell out of the boat and said, "Do any of you have any food? I'm starving!"

Italy immediately put away his white flag and pulled out his "survival kit".

"Oh, I have pasta, and pasta sauce, pizza, ingredients for pasta…"

Germany clamped his hand over Italy's mouth. "Shut up! Ve do not help zem! Zey could be spies for zee enemy using zee ruse of innocent children! Here, threaten them with zis gun."

"What? You're really going to give him a gun after the bloody grenade incident? And on top of that, we're your enemy, and we're all right here! Why would we need to spy on you?" shouted England.

Italy was already shakily pointing his gun at the smallest member of the group. He had on a bow tie, glasses, and sneakers along with a white shirt and black pants. "Don't try anyzing funny or ve'll shoot!" Germany said.

The boy apparently didn't like being held at gunpoint very much. As the other kids huddled behind him shaking, he saw a nearby coconut and bent down to adjust his shoe until it started flashing.

"Germany, I'm scared! His shoe iz flashing!"

"Quiet! I can see zat. Stay ver you are."

The boy kicked the coconut with all of his strength at Italy's gun hand resulting in Italy peeling off into the beach.

"Italy! Vat are you doing? Stop retreating!"

"I'm not retreating, I'm advancing in zee opposite direction!" Italy shouted as he ran even further away.

"I'll go get him." Germany said as he walked down the beach.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!" America cheered. "You realize you just got rid of two of the Axis powers for us, right?

"Wait, what? The Axis Powers?" The first boy asked.

"Yeah George," said the third boy. "They were in World War Two. The Axis Powers consisted of Germany, Japan and Italy, while the Allied Forces consisted of China, Russia, England, America, and France."

Just then, Germany returned dragging Italy behind him, with Italy begging for mercy.

"Oh great, they're back," moaned America.

The second boy put two and two together and realized that, somehow, they were talking to countries.

"Konichiwa. My name is Conan Edogawa, and this is Mitch-" he motioned to the third boy. "-George-" he motioned to the first boy, "–and Amy." He motioned to the girl.

"And together, we're the junior detective league!"Everyone except Conan shouted as the countries sweat dropped.

I'm stopping there for now. Please review!

p.s. I use "sweat dropped" for lack of a better term.