In the Akatsuki lair
Deidara was bored, he was alone and the other Akatsuki members were outside looking for Naruto to take the nine tailed fox. "I hate this!" screams Deidara madly. "Oh shut up, Deidara! You captured Gaara, so now we'll capture Naruto Uzumaki!" says Itachi and Kisame walking in the lair. "So did you guys find anything!" says Deidara happily. Kisame gives a deadly glare at Deidara. "No, we didn't, but at least Pein let us go!" says Itachi normally. "I wish I could throw a bomb at him!" thinks Deidara madly, looking at Itachi. "And where are the others?" says Kisame looking around. "Sasori went to the Leaf village to get a package from another evil ninja. Tobi and Zetsu... I don't know! And the others I have no idea" says Deidara normally. "Clueless!" says Itachi madly. All of a sudden the boulder that hid the lair moved. "I wonder who it is!" says Kisame. Then Sasori and a girl walk in. "Sasori, my man, you're back!" says Deidara joking a happy tone. "Shut up, Deidara!" says Sasori madly. "Who's the girl?" says Kisame looking at the hypnotized girl next to Sasori. "Yeah and how did you hypnotize her?" asks Deidara confused. "I'll explain when all of us are here!" says Sasori leaving. The girl follows him.
After a while, Tobi and Zetsu arrive. "Oh hi people!" says Zetsu madly. "Why are you so grumpy?" says Deidara confused, giggling a bit. "WE DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING IN THE SAND VILLAGE" screams Zetsu madly. "Calm down!" says Tobi before noticing, the hypnotized girl. "Wait isn't that the girl that was around the Jinchuriki?" says Tobi amazed. "I'll explain when Pein, Hidan, and Kakuzu come back" says Sasori madly. "Well we already arrived!" says Hidan appearing out of nowhere with Pein and Kakuzu. "Now start explaining Sasori!" says Deidara madly. Sasori slaps Deidara in the face. "HEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" screams Deidara madly. "Don't give me orders!" says Sasori madly. "Oh you two, SHUT THE HELL UP AND START EXPLAINING SASORI!" screams Kisame taking out his sword. "Ok, hey you, can you leave?" says Sasori turning to the hypnotized girl. "Whatever!" says the girl walking away.
All of them go to the center of the room and sit down…...
"So what's the…?" says Deidara but he is interrupted by a deadly glare from Itachi. "Look, the best way to get the Jinchuriki is to bring him here alone! I saw the girl walking with the Jinchuriki and then I captured her" says Sasori normally. "That girl has a name and her name is Sakura Haruno!" says Pein bored. "Sakura Haruno?" asks Deidara confused. "Yeah, that's her name, you baka (idiot)!" says Sasori glaring at Deidara. "Why does everyone glare at me?" wimps Deidara. "Because you are annoying!" says everyone except Deidara himself. "Humph… I caught the kazekage!" says Deidara madly. "Yeah and that's because Sasori battled his brother!" says Pein annoyed. Deidara wanted to throw a bomb at Pein but he knew that Pein would kill him if he did that, so he decided not to. "Ok, so here is the plan. Make the girl bring the Jinchuriki here and then we'll take the nine tailed fox" says Sasori normally. "Only one problem" says Hidan sadly. "And that is?" says Kakuzu now paying full attention. "How will you control her?" asks Hidan confused. "She obeys all my orders" says Sasori normally. "Oh wow! She obeys a puppet!" says Deidara sarcastically. "I'm going to make my puppets cut your head off if you keep it up!" says Sasori madly. "Yeah!" says Deidara sarcastically. "SHUT UP YOU TWO!" says Pein madly. "Ok!" says Sasori madly. "What do we have to eat?" says Kisame touching his stomach (that was growling) "Well… Nothing because we ate all yesterday!" says Pein sadly. "I'll go get some ramen from the Leaf village" says Deidara going to the bathroom. He comes out with a hat (that covers his face), some jeans, and a dark red shirt. "Who's going to pay?" says Deidara looking at the other Akatsuki members. "Me….. I guess!" says Kakuzu walking over to Deidara and handing some money. "Ok bye!" says Deidara disappearing.
In the leaf village's ramen shop….
Naruto was eating some ramen (as always) Deidara appeared close to the shop and sees Naruto. "Oh great, the Jinchuriki is here" thinks Deidara madly. He walks in and towards the Chef. "Good day Sir. What would you like to order!" says the Chef happily. "Um I would like your special of 10 bowls of ramen for the price of 5!" says Deidara looking at the Chef from under his hat. "Ok Sir! You may take a seat till your order is done!" says the Chef going into the kitchen to make Deidara's order.
Deidara sits down right next to Naruto. "Hi Sir, you like ramen?" says Naruto happily. "Yes I do! And by the looks of all those empty ramen bowls you must like it too!" says Deidara seeing 7 empty bowls of ramen next to Naruto. "Yeah, here is the best place to eat it!" says Naruto embarrassed. "Here is your order Sir!" says the Chef giving Deidara his order. "Wow, are all those ramen for you sir?" says Naruto amazed. "No young man, this is for my family and I" says Deidara giving the Chef the money. "Thanks Sir!" says Deidara leaving.
Back in the Akatsuki lair….
"Where is Deidara?" says Sasori madly. "I'm back already!" says Deidara appearing in the lair. "Let's chow down!" say the 9 Akatsuki members sitting on the table. Deidara turns around to see Sakura. "Hey there is an extra bowl of ramen!" says Sasori confused. Deidara grabs the extra bowl of ramen and gives it to Sakura. "Oh…um…Thanks Deidara" says Sakura happily. She stands up and hugs him. Deidara quickly breaks the hug. Sakura sits back down. Everyone goes to sleep after that. (Sakura slept in a room close to Sasori's)