This is just a test, as I have just created an account and am coming up with a random story. Everything here is meant to be a joke and not serious writing.

RANDOM THOUGHTS TIME - Saitama and

Once upon a time Saitama was walking back home after buying some groceries. He encountered a mole sitting on the sidewalk.

Now this wasn't just any type of brown-ass, dirt digger, pesty, no-good, annoying mother fucker of a mole.

No, it was not.

It was a dead mole.

"Huh" Saitama thought.

"It's not everyday you see a mole like this, I wonder what happened"

While he was taking his sweet ass time pondering about a dead mole, a huge noodle worm popped out from the abyss that is the earth, and started wrapping its spaghetti limbs around Saitama, trying to crush him.

The worm shouted: "Lo! I was just a young man who was sitting at home one day, eating some noodles, when I turned into this! Now I have a desiring urge to strangle everyone I see!"

"Weird backstory but ok" Saitama commented

"DO NOT INSULT ME!" the monster shouted, squeezing his throat as hard as he could.

"I WILL BECOME THE GOD OF THE NEW -" the former man was interrupted by a palm that came crashing right into his face.

"Goddammit. I got tomato sauce all over my groceries"

Saitama silently scolded himself as he scraped the thick substance off of his groceries. He should've been more alert when he had seen the dead mole. Hopefully he won't have to explain the sour smell on his sweater to the group. Or the food.

"Master, have you noticed that this strip of beef has a distinct smell to it?"

Crap. Genos noticed. Of course he noticed. He's a freaking robot and all his senses are upgraded. Stupid Saitama

"Uh, yeah it's-" Saitama tried to stutter.

"Do you think it might have been tampered with?" Genos interrupted

Take deep breaths Saitama, you got this.

"No, it's because I sprayed some stuff on it to make it last longer" he replied.

Wait, that didn't make sense at all.

"Very well."

Genos then proceeded to jot down some notes.

"This guy, when will he run out of pages...well guess I'll start dinner"

Saitama started to prepare the hot pot ingredients with Genos, before realizing some essential ingredients: friends. And cabbage. Oh well. He didn't feel like eating cabbage anyway.

"Alright, King! Bang! Come down! We're making hot pot!" shouted Saitama.

The two immediately rushed over, after their heavy gaming session of course.

"Dammit, I was this close to beating King. Hot pot is better though" Bang reflected

"I wonder if it'll taste better than last time" - King

Everyone started to help Saitama everything that needed to happen and honestly, I don't feel like describing them all. Soon, it was ready to eat.

"Hot pot dishes always have wonderful smells to them" Genos said.

"I agree." Bang said. "I'd say it has one of the best smells in the world, depending on what you put on it of course."

King chose this moment to add "No no no no no, the best smell in my opinion is actually-"

"WOULD YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP?" exclaimed an outraged Saitama.

...

They quickly shut up.

"Anyways, the hot pot is ready, get ready guys, for an amazing feast!"

"Cheers!" They all said.

And so, as Saitama was bringing the steaming hot pot to the table, he tripped on a sweater laying on the ground and spilled the whole thing on Bang. Damn.

End.

Author's Note: Lol, hope you enjoyed the short story (probably not) that I typed in the span of 3 days (procrastination), and a total of 2 1/2 hours of imagination. If you somehow stumbled upon this then I would enjoy some feedback as this is the first time I have done something like this. See you.

P.S. I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story (All owned by ONE). Nor am I trying to make any money out of this. :)