Title: Silence tastes like ramen
Rating: PG-13 (shonen-ai people, gotta protect the kids XD)
Word Count: 514
Pairing/Character/s: SasuNaru, Sakura, Iruka (more or less)
Warnings: nope, none
Summary: Naruto speaks too much, Sakura drools too much, Sasuke cracks
A/N: Can't sleep, can't make coffee 'cause I'll wake my grandparents (I'm only a 15 year-old insomniac mind you -.-), so I'll torture your braincells XD
first person view
"Teme!"
That's all he ever says, strike that, yells, 'Teme, you're stealing Sakura-chan from me!', 'Teme, you're too stuck up', the same thing every second of every minute of every hour of every day. Really, is it that hard to shut up and act like a human being?
The lady from the pharmacy a few streets away has started saving me some aspirin because they were always out of it when I came home from training. Is it that hard for the dobe to act his age and stop giving me headaches?
Of all possible teammates, I got the most annoying. Naruto, well, you get the point, but Sakura has gotten worse, never thought it'd be possible. She's stopped stalking me mental happy dance, but she's been giving me and the dobe weird looks when we train or fight, I know the idiot doesn't notice, but I'm not that blind.
Once I accidentally ripped Naruto's horrible orange jacket, and what did the dobe do, he ripped my shirt as well. That wasn't what made me double check the locks later that evening. We were on the ground wrestling and I was looking around for some dust to through at the idiot's eyes when I noticed Sakura. The fact that she was looking at us wasn't that scary ,or out of place ,seeing as she had nothing better to do, but the fact that she was drooling and taking PHOTOS got me up and running for dear life.
The next morning, Naruto was yelling louder then usual. Okay, so I left in the middle of a fight, yes, I did abandon him with a mentally unstable teammate who might have caught the yaoi-fever like half of Konoha's female population, but still…that gives him no right to raise his voice-level above the usual deafening banshee cry.
third person view
"Teme!"
Level of annoyance, 13 percent
"Oi, you bastard, answer me!"
Level of annoyance, 30 percent
Naruto invading his personal space
Level of annoyance, 56 percent
Sakura drowning in a puddle of drool and mumbling about how the rest of the 'YGSNB' organization (short for 'Yaoi Good, SasuNaru Better' organization) was going to be so jealous that they didn't see this
Level of annoyance, 99 percent
"Teme!"
Level of annoyance, 'CODE RED', hide the innocent
Sakura's dreams came true when Sasuke, pushing all coherent thought inside a little black box in his mind, grabbed the yelling Naruto by the shirt and pressed his lips to his firmly. Not only did the number one loudest ninja in Konoha stop the death cries, but in his shock, opened his mouth.
Sasuke, being the thickheaded avenger he is, used the opportunity to its fullest.
Two days later, Sakura was still unconscious due to massive nosebleed, Ino was cursing her luck, Naruto was quiet, as in, wouldn't open his mouth even under the coax of free ramen from Iruka (said teacher shot Sasuke more then just a few glares) and Sasuke, for the first time in months, came home without a headache and with a pleasant taste in his mouth. Maybe ramen doesn't taste that bad after all…
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A/N: That ,people, was my crappy attempt to be somewhat funny XD