Schoolhouse Ginyu Force Rock
By: DMEX
Nadda is mine
Ch. 1
Arcade Mishaps
Narrator (game-voice): The city of Townsville is under attack!
It's a face-off between Buttercup vs. Mister Mime
(A/N: Rainbow the Clown's dark side)
(Buttercup lands the 4 Inch Sidekick and Mister Mime is KO'd)
Bubbles (game-voice, shrilly): YOU'RE A LOSER!
Captain Ginyu was angry that he lost. Jeice was laughing
Jeice: Captain Ginyu, you got your-
Ginyu: I'm out of quarters. Hand me some!
Jeice: No way! You still owe me $1.25!
(Burter and Guldo skulk in)
Burter: I'm out of cash! Let's split. Guldo: Me too.
They head for the exit until…
Jeice: Where's Recoome?
Recoome is seen on the Dumbo the Elephant kid ride. He's laughing like a complete moron
Ginyu: Recoome, we're splitting!
Recoome: Okay, Captain Ginyu…
Gets off the kid ride and heads towards the exit with the rest of the Ginyu Force
Jeice: Should we get back to our condo and watch All my Freakin' Children?
*: You punks aren't going no where!
(The Ginyu Force have that "WTF?" look on their faces)
*: "Who am I?" you ask? Wednesday. Jack Wednesday. I'm a truant officer.
Recoome: What's a truant officer, Captain Ginyu?
Ginyu: No clue…
Wednesday: You boys would know what a truant officer is if you go to school which is what I make idiots like you do!
Captain Ginyu: School? Who's needs school!
Wednesday: Obviously, you 5 morons do! And it's my job to put idiots like you back in school!
Recoome: We don't need no school…!
Wednesday (sarcasm): Oh, really?
(pan to the Ginyu idiots in their moronic poses)
Ginyu: Not when you're the Ginyu Force-
Wednesday: I was being sarcastic, which is something you would learn if you morons were in school!
-Pokey Oaks Kindergarten-
Wednesday (to Ms. Keane): -Who are your new students you ask? You'll find out soon enough.
He finally leaves
Ms. Keane: Children, we have new students today! Please welcome them. Come in boys…
Narrator: Oh, God… I hope Pokey Oaks Kindergarten is in for the surprise of their lives…
(5 shadowy figures appear at the door)
To be continued!