-Disclaimer - Characters in this story are fictitious and do not resemble with anyone. I don't own anything.
Mr. Weasley and his son were taking their afternoon stroll when a piece of paper was tossed at them by a robber who was being chased by the police. Frankly surprised at the odds they looked at the piece of paper on the ground. It read UK BASEBALL seat no.1234.
"I think it's a show. Do you want to see it Ron."
"No way. Not after what happened McDonalds. You're on your own." Ron apparated. Mr. Weasley shrugged and got directions to the game. He was pushed by the crowd and into a large stadium. The smell of roasted peanuts rose in the air. He tried to find the seat that read 1234. It took him a while but he found it but wished he hadn't. the seat was dirty. Peanut crumbs covered the top and pink gum covered the bottom. Under the seat was a hockey camp brochure. He picked it up and began to read. The first and second innings were like they didn't even exist. Mr. Weasley had no idea of what was going on. When they home team made a home run, Mr.Weasley shouted goal. The guy next to him is like,
"Dude this is baseball. He just hit check." apparently he didn't know anything about baseball either. Everyone around them laughed at them. They laughed so hard it was contagious so the players even got it. The had to pause the game for an hour so everyone could get over their laughter. After the officials heard why the laughter was caused they had to force Mr. Weasley and the other guy in a sound proof both. The only problem was that Mr. Weasley and the other guy couldn't hear what was going on outside the booth, and what trouble could Mr. Weasley cause if he was locked in. So when the other guy's back was turned Mr. Weasley apparated out of the both and in front of the peanut guy. He screamed so loud that the fell down the stairs. And the peanuts flew everywhere. Mr.Weasley thought screaming was how you say hi here. He would remember that next time someone tried to talk to him. Of course Mr. Weasley not caused enough trouble yet so when he took his seat the guy next to him was talking on a cell phone. Amazed at the little device he grabbed it and apparated out of sight. Mr.Weasley opened the phone and examined it's smooth outline. He found the phone book and pressed enter. He heard ringing. He was delighted. Someone picked it up….
" Honey, where are you? You were supposed to take me to the beach. But noo, you wanted to go to a baseball game. You don't even know what Baseball is. I thought you loved me. [ there was some sobbing here and nose blowing"
" What!" Mr. Weasley said thinking he had called a dating service, " I don't love you. I have a wife and six kids.
" WHAT! YOU'RE MARRIED. I hate you I'm leaving you and taking the house and car. You can rot with your wife." with that she hung up the phone. Mr.Weasley was glad that was over. He quietly returned the phone. There was a crowd of people leaving.
" YAY! WE WON." Mr. Weasley shouted hoping he didn't mess up.
" Shut up. We lost. I lost ten grand betting on them." [cry Shrugging Mr. Weasley started to leave, but before that he thought he would check out the playing field. When he reached it someone shouted. Mr. Weasley got scared and started running around the diamond field. Someone stopped him. The person who stopped him tried to talk, but Mr. Weasley screamed.[ remember the peanut guy Then he ran out of the stadium very pleased with himself. He returned home.
So what have we learned from this story? Well, for one thing never scream at the peanut guy. Two, don't make everyone laugh at you. Try to stay serious. Three, don't steal cell phones I mean come on now the poor guy will go home and never see his wife again. Lastly, if you know any wizards, make sure they don't go to muggle games.