Pyle: Anyone up for some AL-KEE-HOL?!?!

Me: I'm not saying it again. No more weed!

Tiumi: Weed kills.

Me: Smoke crack instead.

Tiumi: *glazed look on her face* weed kills?

Me: You drop dead on the first puff. Why?

Tiumi: *gulp* no reason.

Pyle: KICK EM IN DA BALLS! (Holds up a chair)

Me: Oh shit, what's he doing now?

Pyle: WHY WON'T THIS CHAIR WORK?!?! (hits the chair against the wall, smashing it apart)

Tiumi: 0_0

Me: I'll just...go...now...

Tiumi: Mind if I tag along?

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Sephy sat on the floor, holding up his Sephiroth and Cloud dolls. He spoke in a high-pitched, whiny voice as he imitated Cloud. "Oh my god, Sephy. How did you became strong enough to kick my ass so badly?" he shouted as he repeatedly bashed the Cloud and Sephy dolls together.

He spoke in a deep manly voice as he picked up the Cloud doll and whacked him across the room like a baseball with his Sephy doll. "Haha! I've always been stronger then you bramble-faced, cod-toed, belly-buckled, tree gnome!!"

The Aeris doll jumped up towards Cloud. "Oh no! Cloud! I suppose he couldn't stand up to such a handsome and strong man like Sephy..." he moved the Aeris and Sephy dolls together until they touched. "Oh make love to me!" he cried, smashing them together.

"SIR!" shouted a servant, rushing through a door behind Sephy. "Cloud and the others are on their way here, sir!"

Sephy gave a screech and pushed all the dolls together, hiding them from view. "Thank you, servant. I'll go and meet them. Did you see anything?"

The servant shook his head quickly. "No sir! I didn't see your action figures, sir!"

Sephiroth nodded. "Okay. Your dismissed!"

"Sir, yes sir!" said the servant, running out.

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Cloud and the others were just kinda sitting there. Actually, they were walking. But sitting there kinda sets the mood for the story, you know? Anyways, Cloud and his party were just sitting there, moseying along.

"Hmm..." Cloud muttered. Sometimes he asked himself these questions. "Am I an idiot?" He wondered aloud.

The reply was shouted by everyone else. "DUUUUUURRR!"

Cloud got this weird, hurt look on his face. Then, in his typical manner, decided to ignore the heathens of stupidity and march along. "You know what?" murmured Tifa. "I think I'm gay"

Everyone turned and stared at her. No, incorrect. Everyone turned and GLARED at her. Hey, that rhymes you know? Stare and glare? Hehehe. Anyways, everyone turned and GLARED at her. She just looked at everyone strangely. "What?"

"Um...that's...nice..." Aerith murmured, jogging about ten feet ahead of her. Tifa seemed to have a green glow all over her. Barrett looked at her strangely. "I smell...materia!"

"Manipulate" murmured Vincent. Then he turned and seized Yuffie by the throat. "GIVE ME THE DRUGS!"

"Okay, okay!" she shouted. She handed him a tree branch.

"You did the right thing" said Vincent, taking them from her.

Suddenly, Sephiroth came racing in on a golf cart going more then 40 miles an hour. But then suddenly Cloud came driving in and smashed him away with his new 99 Dodge, and then Tifa suddenly...!

Whoa, hold on there for a second. I'm getting carried away with the story here. Can we start over? Good, kay.

Cloud and the others were walking along. Everything was all hunky-dory. Nothing really happened for a couple of hours. They were about ten feet away from Sephy's headquarters, but Cloud was awfully stupid and...damn! I'm doing it again! I'll try to make this story a bit normal from now on.

Sephy suddenly lunged outwards grabbed Cloud, tore him to shreds, then jumped back inside of his HUGE SPOOKY CASTLE.

The end

Okay, I'm not telling the exact truth. Sephy did in fact jump out and grab Cloud, but he didn't tear him to shreds. He's too nice to do that. Instead, he hogtied Cloud up in the blink of an eye and rammed him into a pillar a few times to knock him out. When Cloud was thoroughly out cold, Sephy dragged him inside, okay? We will proceed from here. But that's in the next chapter, sorry! Bye, :D.

The others looked around. "Clouds gone" murmured Cid. "Yeah" replied Yuffie. Everyone just stared at the empty spot where Cloud had been at a moment ago. "LET'S HIT THE PAHHHHTY!!!" screamed Yuffie. The other agreed, and in no time, they were at Coste Del Sol getting sun tans on the beach. Poor Cloud. His buddies hate him.

Hope you liked the fic. It's NOT OVER YET!

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Pyle: Wa^70P my #()MIE$

Me: Uhh...

Pyle: Will u ru& my huge b0n4r

Me: Sure, get me a microscope.

Tiumi: A sequal COULD be on the way...5 reviews could buy you one.

Pyle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! FEEL MY PAIN FOR YOURSELF!

Tiumi: Sorry about that. He's just finished Xenosaga and he think he is Albedo now.

Me: Me and joe figured out a cool pairing name. Sephiris. Get it? Sephiroth and Aeris? Sephiris? Oh man, I kill myself!

Tiumi: God, I wish!