Note- In MGS continuity this takes place right after MGS2 and in HM continuity Season 2

Disclaimer- This story is under free use and parody law

I apologize to Mr. Kojima and Disney in advance

Once every year, media characters from all parts of the universe come together and have a party.

Solid Snake hated these sorts of things and he would not have gone if Otacon hadn't hidden his last pack of cigarettes and wouldn't give them back unless Snake came. While Otacon was intoxicated and being dragged into a booth by the White Queen and Raiden was having an arm wrestling contest with the Burger King, Snake was in his BOX in one corner of the room desperately waiting for the party to be over.

Then out of the corner of his eye the saw a beautiful brunette chatting it up with Superman and Simon Belmont. Snake took out his CAMREA and took a picture of her.

For the rest of the night he watched her.

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Later at the home of Solid Snake and Otacon

Otacon put and ice pack on his head and was lying down on the couch. Last night had been such a blur to him, all he remembered was the White Queens blonde hair and her lips on his dic-

"OTACON" shouted Snake.

Otacon moaned and slowly got up as Snake showed him the picture he took of the girl

"Who is this" Snake asked with the same anger and determination that he would if he was tracking Metal Gear.

"Snake… I think that's Miley Stewart from the Disney Channel Universe" Otacon said and he put his head down and slept.

Snake then web searched everything he could on this, Miley Stewart.

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Later Otacon got up after his hangover was over and saw Snake gearing up.

"Snake….. what are you doing ?" Otacon asked. "Has there been any new Intel on Metal Gear or the Patriots" ?

"Otacon….. there's more to life than chasing giant bipedal robots and stopping organizations that hold the world in there hands" said Snake as he loaded the mk.22

"This is about her isn't it" said Otacon

"Yes it is its" said Snake

"What's your plan" asked Otacon

I plan to capture her and take out for a romantic night" Snake said quite nonchalantly in contrast to Otacon's shocked reaction.

"First if all Snake" Otacon said as he tried to regain composure, "Your 45 and she's 16 that's pedophilia, this isn't like you "!

"Otacon, Fan fiction has no rules; anyone can have any type of relationship with anything. Like when fangirls make Yaio drawings of Goku and Vegeta or those sick Anthro and inflation freaks" said Snake. "And remember you wrote that Heavy Rain Fanfic.

SNAKE ! Otacon said, annoyed and slightly embarrassed "I won't let you do it…."

Just then Snake CQCed Otacon to the ground, thereby breaking his CQC ban before MGS4.

Snake then snuck off into the night.