It was a lovely day in Dream Land. Birds were singing, flowers were bloo- wait I just turned this into a Sans joke, didn't I. Anyways, Bandanna Waddle Dee was walking through a forest.
- Whispering Forest -
B. W. Dee: Oh boy, I sure love harvesting apples! This year's feast will surely be great!
He suddenly gets a glum look on his face.
B. W. Dee: At least it'll be better than last year...
Flashback to last year's feast. Bandanna Waddle Dee runs into the dining room, very excited.
B. W. Dee (FB): Hello guests!
He suddenly has a look of shock, and the camera pans to show the room completely empty.
The flashback ends, and Bandanna Waddle Dee still looks sad.
B. W. Dee: That was the time that the Haltmann Works Company took over Pop Star. I guess most of the population was either too scared to go, or enslaved.
Suddenly, one of the trees turns around. It has purple leaves, and seems to be crying sap.
Whispy's Revenge: What a touching story.
Bandanna Waddle Dee, creeped out about there being two talking trees now, apparently, runs off with his apples.
Suddenly, a portal opens under Bandanna Waddle Dee's feet and sucks him in!
- Abandoned Warehouse, Mushroom Kingdom -
Meanwhile, in an entirely different universe, Nabbit is in one of Bowser's old abandoned weapon storage warehouses. He has a strange spell book in front of him. It is labeled, "Summoning Dimensional Rifts for Dummies".
Nabbit: RIFTUS DIMENTUS!
- Dimensional Core -
Suddenly, the core of all dimensions is split. The man in charge of the DCCC (Dimensional Core Containment Center) gathers his fellow workers to speak to them.
Spoon: Men, there has been a split.
Robot Jones: But how?
Spoon: Someone must have spoken the Rift Curse.
Crazy Hand: You mean Riftus Dimentus?
The core split again.
Spoon: Crazy, you're fired.