Wild Times

In Texas

Disclaimer: I own nothing but what you see here. I started thinking about this idea recently and I wanted to run with it since even I couldn't help but find it amusing. Basically, this is set during Girl Meets Texas BUT also happens during the week of Thanksgiving too since it would allow for the kids and their families when they show up to be there for an entire week from the Friday they left to come there for the Bull riding event and the later events followed by the rest of the week ending with them heading home on Sunday with some fun going on at times. Anywho, hope you all enjoy! Though I'm unsure how long this will be.


Sunday Morning at 8:30 AM a few miles from the Friar Ranch

Despite the events of the previous night that almost saw one Lucas Friar kissing Maya Hart, the Texan teen still decided to take Farkle out into the lands of Texas to get him even more familiar with the area since he quickly found himself really coming to love all that Texas had to offer. Zay couldn't pass up the opportunity either so he came along with the two. Though for Lucas, this also was intended to help him keep his mind off of last night and all its confusion. Confusion that began thanks to Riley Matthews of all people. Yeah, he liked Maya he wouldn't deny that and had been captivated by her when she approached him and then broke up with him in a matter of seconds on the train but then Riley happened and he hadn't really thought about Maya as more than a friend after that thanks to how she acted towards him. Not to mention how she especially acted towards Riley's uncle. He also couldn't deny the fact that Maya at times still drew him in despite what he felt towards Riley.

The Texan wasn't sure what to do about any of this and going to Mr. Matthews about it probably was a bad idea considering Riley was involved in the whole thing and Maya being pretty much like a second daughter to him. He could only hope things would work out for the best in the end. He was soon brought out of his thoughts however when Farkle shook him a little. "Huh!? What!?"

His two friends looked at one another before looking back at him. "Thinkin' deep thoughts?" Asked Zay with a smirk on his face.

"Deep thoughts about two girls we all know and love?" Added Farkle with a smirk of his own.

"What!? No! Just… You know, thinking about other stuff is all."

His two friends weren't exactly inclined to believe him considering how weak he sounded just there but he was definitely not ready to talk about the current situation with them when he himself barely knew what to do or say about it. "Uh-huh, right." Replied Zay while Farkle laughed.

"Look, can we just… Can we focus on why we're here instead?"

"Yeah, why are we here anyway?" Zay wondered, allowing Lucas to slide for the time being. And if the fellow Texan was right, this was the area that Cain the Bull was known to be at. But there was no way his best friend was possibly planning what he thought he was. Right?

"I'm a little curious about that myself actually."

Lucas knew that Zay would likely freak out considering the stories involved but he thought that maybe with the three of them that they could do what others couldn't. "Farkle, you see that white Bull over there on the hill?"

The genius looked to where his friend was pointing and sure enough he saw the rather huge white Bull in question. "Yeah, I see him. What about him?" He was so gonna tell Maya about this if Lucas was planning to ride that thing!

"That's Cain the Bull, the most untamed, wildest free Bull to roam the state of Texas since he came into this world no matter anybody's attempts against him. But I want to do what no one else including Pappy Joe's been able to do and that's to catch him permanently and tame him." Informed Lucas to his two friends with a big smile on his face.

Naturally, both Zay and Farkle were both a bit shocked by this as this was quite possibly the stupidest plan ever! Crap, I had to be right.

"Oh Lukie! Of all da fool ideas!" Sputtered Cletus as came from the truck that also had a trailer connected to it.

"Tryin' ta catch ol' Cain is somethin' nobody's been able ta do! Not ta mention all da hospital visits after!"

Farkle was pretty nervous after that as he wasn't wanting to make a visit to the hospital thank you very much! "Cletus! Its gonna be fine!" Quickly assured Lucas.

"No Garducky it won't! Don't let stayin' 3 seconds on ol' Tombstone make ya all big headed like!"

"Cletus, I promise I'm not getting big headed at all. Its just me and my friends have done some great things back in New York and I think we'll be able to pull something great here with Cain." After all, he and his friends had managed to prevent Harper and Mr. Matthews from being fired, got Billy to become a better person, got Ms. Hart and Mr. Hunter on more friendly terms, saved classes like the art class from being cut, helped Riley out with her bully, and several other things and the Texan native thought this would be one more thing he, Farkle, and Zay could pull off!

Cletus however wasn't reassured by that and had a feeling that little blonde spitfire was gonna be none too happy about the whole thing after she found out about it! Something the man made sure to tell ol' Lukie about, not that it did him any good. "Maya won't have a problem with any of it after I explain things to her. And if I have too, I'll get Riley to help keep her calm." Farkle couldn't help but snort at that since if Maya really wanted to do something, she wouldn't let Riley stop her unless the brunette managed to pull off a pretty good argument.

"And I am going to use common sense and stay out of this one." Spoke Zay with his arms crossed and a look on his face that told Lucas he wasn't going to be changing his mind.

Lucas looked to Farkle after that with a look on his face that pretty much was him pleading for his friend to do this with him. Something that made Farkle sigh in defeat while kicking himself on the inside for agreeing to this! He could only hope Isadora wouldn't find out about this whole thing! As with her connections at NASA, she would be liable to get him involved with something he'd rather not have anything to do with! "Alright Lucas, despite my better judgement I'll do this with you."

The Texan known as Mr. Perfect whooped in joy while the other two just sighed and shook their heads at the foolishness of it all. "You two are worrying for nothing, besides Cain's pretty old now so its bound to make this a whole lot easier."

Cletus had a feeling it was going to prove to be the opposite but he was gonna keep quiet about that since it wouldn't do him or Zay any good. "If ya say so Garducky, but remember, its yer funeral!"

And with a shake of the head, he went back to the truck and got inside with Zay quickly following him. Throwing a line of rope to Farkle, Lucas and his questionably smart friend slowly walked up the hill with the other two following them in the truck just as slowly so as not to spook Cain. The son of Stuart and Jennifer Minkus wondered if he really was all that smart if he was actually doing this crazy plan of Lucas'. I think the girls have him more messed up then even he realizes or he wouldn't be doing such an insane idea!

Once they were a short distance away from Cain, the two boys looked at one another for a moment and then nodded. Spinning their tied ropes in unison for several seconds, they then threw it at the Bull's head and quickly tightened their ropes around its neck. "Rope around the neck a success!" Cheered Farkle in joy and he had the idea that just maybe they would pull this off!

Lucas was likewise very happy about this and started to tighten his grip on his rope before trying to pull the Bull to where he wanted him to go but it would prove to be in vain when Cain let out a very unhappy growl and tried to shake the nuisances away. "Not today Cain!" Yelled out Lucas with Farkle adding in his own piece.

The universe would choose that moment however for Lucas' plan to go straight to crap as the Bull suddenly took off, dragging the boys with him! Both were screaming loudly as they hung on to their ropes with all their might while being dragged on their stomachs as Zay and Cletus looked on with shock and horror on their faces. The two then looked at one another and it wasn't long before they were chasing after the run away Bull. "Hang tight boys! We'll git ya!" Though why neither of the two were letting go was beyond the man!


Author's Notes: I hope for those of you reading this, you'll have enjoyed this first chapter! I have some great fun in mind with this whole thing and hopefully the way I plan to do it will be something you guys like. I personally kind of think that Girl Meets Texas should have happened at some point during High School instead of in the 8th grade but of course that's just me. And is something I do plan to explore in a one-shot sometime soon. I'm not entirely sure if it is Garducky Cletus kept saying however but I'm gonna run with it either way. Anywho, R and R!