Kenny whistled a tune as he walked down the deserted night streets of his small town. He had spent most of the evening swapping spit with some skanky bitch, however her parents had burst into the room before he could take her pants all the way off, which of course sent Kenny jumping out the window before the father could so much as shout a, 'What the fuck?' at him. The blond sighed and rubbed the back of his head. He was horny, and hungry. Perhaps he could go over to Bebe's house, she was always up for a good fuck.

Well that settled it! He could fuck Bebe than eat the food in her fridge! It was a win-win situation, so he saw no problem with it. Of course he hadn't even taken a step towards the curly blonds home before the screech of tires and the smell of burned rubber hit Kenny at full force. No pun intended.

Blues eyes blinked open as the hazy vision of his ceiling peered down at him. Heaving a sigh Kenny lifted himself out of bed and checked his cell phone for the time, it was currently 7:30 and Kenny had missed the bus. If you're wondering how thee Kenny McCormick had afforded a phone, then wonder no longer. He had a part time job working as a mechanic, he had saved up for months upon months to buy it. Even though the phone was pretty old, and sometimes dropped his calls, Kenny cherished it. Almost as much as his old pickup truck.

With another sigh, the teen checked himself in his broken mirror and fixed his hair. A brand new hickey screamed at him and Kenny smirked, too bad they hadn't had the time to take the rest of there clothes off. The girls had been good with her mouth.

Chuckling to himself, the blond haired nymphomaniac walked across his room and out his door. As he passed by his parent's room he could distinctly hear the sounds of thumping and moaning coming from behind the closed doors. Rolling his eyes in disgust, Kenny left the hell hole he was forced to call home, and hopped into his pickup truck. He had named her Hally, and he absolutely adored her, this vehicle he had also saved up for, he got it at a good price, even if he did have to fix just about everything inside of it.

Turning his baby on, the blond quickly reversed out of the gravel and onto the pavement, before he screeched off towards the school. Kenny grumbled to himself, he hated it when he missed the bus, it just meant that he had to put more gas into Hally. It wouldn't really bother him to much except for a couple of things; One, she was a gas guzzler. Two, he couldn't afford to put forty dollars into the tank every week, cause he wasn't kidding when he said she was a gas guzzler. Oh well, it was just a problem Kenny was working on fixing, eventually.

Pulling into the parking lot, Kenny ignored peoples stares at his beat up truck, and simply grinned suggestively at them. Locking the doors Kenny shuffled into the school with about ten minutes to spare. So he left to go find Kyle and Stan. No doubt the fat boy would be there, even if he wasn't as fat. Yes, it was true, Cartman was no longer a fat ass. His mother had sent him to boot camp for a year to help with his weight and his anger issues. Kenny must say, it had helped significantly, Cartman no longer blew up over the tiniest of things, and he had lost a lot of weight. Although, the boy was still a manipulative bastard and Kenny still didn't like him that much.

He easily spotted his friends relaxing near Kyle's and Stan's locker. Kenny waved at them with another sexy grin, he spotted the Asshole standing next to the boys. It appeared as though Kyle and Cartman were arguing about something, and Stan seemed rather grateful that Kenny had arrived now no longer the focus of both the Jewish boy, or the Fat Bastards attention. Standing next to Stan, Kenny let out a low whistle as he watched the fight get heated.

"Aren't you gonna stop them?" The orange parka clad boy asked, quirking a brow.

"I tried." Stan looked absolutely defeated as he spoke those words, making Kenny chuckle slightly. He felt bad for poor Stan, the boy had to deal with both Kyle's and Wendy's drama. No matter how you looked at it, Stan had two girlfriends, and the dark haired boy was completely oblivious to it. Smirking again, Kenny walked between the arguing duo and clapped his hands together, instantly grabbing both of the boys' attention, as well as their glares.

"Okay you love birds, break it up. No one wants to listen to you two squabble like an old married couple." Kenny grinned as Kyle's face turned as red as his hair, and Cartman made a disgusted face. However what happened next made him burst into laughter. Kyle had begun to stutter out a long list of why he would never like Cartman, while the brown haired boy began to stutter off a long list of reasons why he would never like Kyle. Gosh, they made it so obvious! He was surprised the entire school didn't know about it yet.

Shaking his head, Kenny patted them both on the shoulders and waved a good bye as the bell rang, signaling the start of class.

RANDOMBLAHNESS!-warning this may get a bit pornographic-

Kenny plunged deeper and deeper into the girl, making her cry out and bite her lip to stifle the sounds. The Poor boy couldn't remember her name, but he didn't really care, he had just needed a quick lay and this girl had been willing. He nipped at her neck and gently squeezed her nipples as he continued to plunge into her. His pace slowly began to pick up as he now pounded her against the bathroom stall. She cried out harder yet, biting into her hand as roughly slammed his dick into her. It wasn't long after that he came, quick and hard. Smirking at her, Kenny cleaned himself off with some toilet paper then zipped up his pants and left.

He didn't care about some dumb bitch who would sleep with anyone who asked her, which was what he had done. As he walked towards the school cafeteria to meet up with everyone, he winked at passing girls and guys alike. Some of them he had, had previous flings with, others he was going to. As he entered the lunchroom, he ran into Kyle's monotone brother, Ike. The young genius had ended up skipping a couple of grades and was now a sophomore in high school, which had made Kyle both jealous and proud at the same time.

Usually Kenny would say 'Hey' to the dark haired Canadian who would then respond with a 'Hi' and the two of them would sit down at the groups table and chat with everyone. However, today seemed different, Ike had a glint of uneasiness and confusion burning in his eyes as he walked up to the blond senior.

"I need your help."

RANDOMNESSOFDOOMYDOOMYDOOM!

AN: Well, that was fun ^3^ Haha, I usually put another AN at the top but today I didn't feel like it, so instead it's at the bottom. MUAHAHA! I do not own South Park just so's everybody knows. Anyways this is a Kenny x Everything that walks, kind of thing right now. Eventually Kyman and Bunny. Mentions of other character loven's but nothin fancy. Anywho, nice of you to drop by! If I get enough REVIEWS I might write/post the second chapter. If not than that sucks for you guys, I'll just end up posting it anyways.

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