Balance was way more excited than he should have been. He's explored and searched so many places, but for some reason, finding a cave... was way more exciting that any other place. He's been to mansions, haunted houses, deserted ships... but there was just something about a natural place, not made by a person, that made him feel alive. And at that moment, with Naga, he was feeling complete bliss.
When Balance and Naga walked in, they realized they had no light, but they didn't even care. A kyutama would have come in handy then, but it didn't matter. They wouldn't always have one, anyway. Balance brightened up his eyes, and the two walked as close as possible.
The cave itself was dusty, and crawling with bugs. Balance had told Naga he could back out, but if Balance was going, so was Naga. No question.
For awhile, there was nothing really to see in the cave. Balance figured this had been a good idea, but felt they'd probably be let down.
Finally, Naga spotted a doorway. It was covered in stones, but it wasn't something that either one of them could pull out of the way. Naga began uncovering it.
"Oh, I wonder what's back there?" Balance said. He was so excited. "Hurry, Naga, let's see, let's see!"
Naga laughed. "Be patient, Balance." Despite saying that, Naga had the door open in a flash. He hurried right in.
Balance laughed. "Wait for me, Naga! How can you even see?"
"Balance!" Naga cried out. "There's a trea-"
Suddenly, the door slammed shut. It made the absolute worst noise. It was partially a slam, but part of it sounded like a female screaming. Balance knew it wasn't Naga.
"Naga?" Balance yelled out. "Hey, Naga, you ok in there? The door's stuck. I'll have it open again!" Balance couldn't hear Naga, but figured he was probably just on the other side of the door. "Naga? If you can hear me, I'm almost there!"
Balance managed to open the door, but it was a terrible process, as that door had been shut air tight. Balance freaked out at the thought of Naga not having any air.
"Naga?" Balance figured that with the door partially open, that Naga should have been able to hear him by now.
Still no answer.
"Naga? Naga! Answer me!" Balance called out, finally opening the door wide enough to get in, and he hurried through it. "Naga, say something, you're scaring me!"
No answer.
"Naga!"
Balance heard a small groaning noise. He wasn't entirely sure if it was Naga or not, but he wasn't taking any chances, and he made a direct beeline for the noise.
Sure enough, Naga was there, clutching onto a small, but almost seemingly lit up, tiny treasure chest. Naga had somehow managed to find a treasure chest? In this cave?
Balance could almost feel the chest pulsating, but wasn't sure if that was the chest itself, or if there was something else in the room that could be causing it. Balance also noticed that his chest was feeling kind of weird. It wasn't painful, but it was kind of numb, maybe, with a hint of soreness, and something else, that he couldn't really put a name on.
But way more importantly than that...
Naga was unconscious.
Balance knew for a fact then that the pulsating was real at this point, because he was now able to hear it. The tone was completely low and soft, but he was able to pick up on it.
What was going on in here?!
Whatever it was, was managing to completely freak Balance out. He knew he needed to get Naga out of here and fast.
"Naga, come on, wake up." Balance put his hands on Naga's shoulders and tried shaking him. "Naga... Naga, please, baby, wake up!"
Naga barely stirred, but did it enough that Balance knew that Naga was still alive and breathing. Balance needed to get that treasure box and whatever was in it, away from Naga.
"Naga, baby, if you can hear me, we're not taking this home, ok?" Balance whispered gently to Naga. "Ok, Naga? Whatever it's doing to you, I can't handle it. Please... wake up. Please, baby. I need you!"
Naga stirred again, this time more than he did earlier. Balance grabbed the chest from him. Before he could put it aside though, he stopped dead in his tracks. He could feel the chest pulsating. Out of pure curiosity and definitely not thinking it through, Balance opened the chest.
It was empty.
Did Naga have the actual treasure on him? Balance threw the chest on the ground. He turned back over to Naga.
"Naga, please wake up. I can't... I can't even imagine living without you. Please don't do this to me!"
While shaking Naga again, Balance felt around to see if Naga had the treasure on him. He didn't seem too, but then again, Balance didn't want to touch every part of him.
"Naga! Please! I love you, baby!"
Well, that seemed to do it. Naga stirred again and finally opened his eyes.
"Naga?" Balance asked.
"Balance?" Naga quietly replied back.
"Naga!" Balance gave him a giant hug. "Naga, you scared me, baby! I thought I had lost you!"
"Baby...?" Naga trailed off, still not fully conscious.
"We need to get out of here," Balance said. "Do you think you can walk?"
"I'll try," Naga said. Balance helped him stand up, but Naga immediately fell to the floor again.
"Naga, we need to go," Balance said, as he helped Naga climb onto his back. "Drop the treasure you're holding. We are not taking this home."
"I don't... I don't have anything," Naga managed to say. "There was no treasure in the chest."
Ok, that was weird. What the hell was causing this? Whatever it was, it was time to get the hell out of there. It took awhile, but Balance managed to find the exit to the cave.
Ah, there is was. The beach, the winds, the waves, the sound of seagulls. Balance wasn't sure how long they had been in there, but the sun was already beginning to set, so it must have been awhile.
Balance carefully put Naga down on the spot they had earlier, where their seiza blasters were still laying. He got down on the ground and sat next to him.
"Baby, are you ok?" Balance asked. "You scared the hell out of me."
"I... I think so," Naga said, breathlessly. "But... why do you keep calling me baby?"
Balance paused. He had barely realized he had been doing it. "Oh, you know," Balance said. "I was scared, I wasn't thinking straight, I guess? I'm sorry."
"It's ok," Naga said. "I'm freezing."
Ah, there was Balance's chance! Balance scooted over to Naga, and took him in an embrace.
"If I had a jacket, I'd give it you, baby," Balance said. Then he realized what he had just said. "I mean, I'm not cold at all. Let me help you warm up."
Balance brought Naga in and snuggled. Naga, feeling a little weird at first, hesitantly obeyed, but after a minute or so, he managed to relax.
Even though Balance knew they had to find their way back to the ship, he didn't move right away. He could have sat there holding onto Naga forever. In fact, this was the longest time they had ever been that close, and Balance... well, he was loving it.
"Balance?" Naga finally whispered.
"Yeah?"
"I'm not comfortable anymore."
"Oh!" Balance said. Guess he should have thought about Naga's comfort before his own. "Sorry, baby." Balance released his grip on Naga.
Naga sighed, then laid himself back into the sand, making sure to have a good view of the sunset.
Balance tried to watch the sunset, but his focused remained solely on Naga. He positioned himself right next to Naga, barely leaving any room between them.
For a few minutes, Balance sat there and watched Naga breathe. There was a slight breeze blowing Naga's hair into his eyes. Balance never realized how... beautiful... Naga actually was. Balance secretly wished he had a camera so he would never have to lose this moment.
Naga had his eyes closed, and Balance wasn't sure if he wanted to sleep, or to relax. He still didn't know what had caused the pulsations, or the explosion, or even what had specifically knocked Naga unconscious. Naga's breathing had been really light since then, and with him laying there with his eyes closed, Balance thought that... maybe... he should check to see if he was breathing. Just as a precaution, maybe?
As carefully and as gentle as possible, Balance rolled over onto his stomach, and moved his hand and placed it directly on Naga's chest, which Balance now knew was actually rising up and down. Balance knew he should have lifted his hand up, but... he didn't. This was too good of a feeling. Naga must have been asleep, because he didn't react to it at all.
Balance took his other hand and placed it on Naga's hand.
"I'm going to keep you safe, baby," Balance whispered. "I promise you that."
Balance closed his eyes for a moment, taking in only the smell of the beach. When he opened them up, he turned his focus back to Naga... and... without thinking it through...
...leaned over...
... and gave him a kiss. Well, as much of a kiss as he could without lips.
Still didn't respond.
Balance did what any other curious being would have done. He did it again.
A bit longer this time.
Still no response.
So, one more time, and then he'd-
"Hey, lovebirds!"
Balance jumped at the sudden voice. At least Balance knew now that Naga was only sleeping, because he was just as startled, and sat up straight. Ah, it was Hammie, followed by the Commander, Spada, and Raptor.
Oh, fuck. Hammie.
"Oh, no, please," Hammie said, "don't get up. Don't want to disturb your honeymoon."
"What's a honeymoon?" Naga asked.
"What are you talking about, Hammie?" Balance blurted out.
"Oh, please, Balance, you were k-"
"I didn't do anything!" Balance shouted, scrambling up. "So zip it!"
"That's enough," the Commander said. "Listen, we lost contact with you seven hours ago. There was no communication with your seiza blasters at all... not even to scan for your whereabouts. We haven't been able to track you down until about fifteen minutes ago, and we got here as soon as we could."
Seven hours ago? They had to have only been in that cave for, what, twenty minutes, tops? And not long on the beach, either. Balance looked down at his seiza blaster. For some reason that Balance couldn't remember, both he and Naga had removed them before going into the cave. But, what was even weirder... fifteen minutes ago would have been around the time they had finally gotten out of the cave. Not that time made any sense at that moment.
"What happened to you guys?" Spada asked.
"Nothing," Balance said, as he helped Naga up, and Naga was able to stand on his own this time. At the same time Naga said, "We were exploring a cave."
Balance quickly added, "Just must have lost track of time. No big deal. We're sorry."
"Lost track of time doing what?" Hammie asked. "We interrupted you, didn't we? Should we get you a room somewhere?" Hammie looked around. "Don't see any hotels, sorry!"
"Shut up!" Balance shouted out.
"Oh, it'll be a beautiful wedding!" Hammie exclaimed.
"A wedding?" Naga asked, more confused than ever.
"We'll decorate, and buy Naga a dress, and-"
"I'll bake the cake!" Spada said, surprisingly playing along.
"You're going to buy me a dress?" Naga asked.
"I could go for a cake, actually," Balance said, half trying to calm Hammie down, and half trying to be a smart ass.
"Consider it made!" Spada said. "Should I make you a bachelor party cake, too?"
"Not unless Hammie jumps out of the cake," Balance replied, wondering if anger would quiet her down. "All bachelor parties have a stri-"
"Balance!" Hammie was at full capacity with her anger now. Balance had no idea why he thought that was a good idea. "You'd better watch yourself tonight, or I'll-"
"Ok, ok!" the Commander said. "I've heard enough. I see you guys are fine, right? Head back to the ship. Now."
"Okyuu!" the team responded.
Balance quietly took Naga back to his voyager.
The ride home wasn't awkward at all, or at least, not to Balance. Naga just sat there, looking out of the window, with kind of a ... wistful, maybe... look on his face. Balance didn't want to ask him about it. So he just kept quiet until they got home.
Balance and Naga had missed dinner with the team, and by the time they had finished eating dinner, it was nearly time for lights out. Naga didn't seem upset by that at all, but Balance... well, he felt like he was on some kind of high. He felt... happy, to say the least, but there was more to it. He felt... fulfilled? Satisfied? He didn't know. He didn't quite understand it.
Balance did know one thing. When Naga went to his own room and shut the door, Balance was disappointed. He disappeared into his own room, locking the deadbolt, just in case Hammie went crazy and tried to wake him up.
Balance just laid on the bed, staring up into the ceiling. He wished Naga was in the bed with him. He sighed, as he rolled over and fell asleep.
When Balance woke up the next morning, his head was killing him, and he was incredibly thirsty. He sat up, and it must have been too quickly, because he was lightheaded as well.
What the hell had happened yesterday?
Balance painstakingly got himself out of the bed, and somehow, got himself stood up. He walked over to the mirror, and boy, he was a sight to see. He looked like he hadn't be polished in days. Normally, this was something Balance did every morning, and he remembered doing that the day before, but... this was freaking him out.
As quickly as he could, he got himself polished and looking like an actual, mechanical being again. He was a bit groggy, but he tried not to think about it. He headed down the corridor down to the bridge.
As soon as he walked in, seeing everybody but Naga, everyone turned to him.
"Balance!" Lucky cried out.
"What happened to you?" Garu asked.
"What's going on?" Stinger asked.
"What do you mean?" Balance asked. "I'm not late for breakfast, am I?"
Hammie ran over to him and gave him a tight hug. "Balance, I was so worried!"
"Worried about what? I thought you were mad at me." Balance loosed her grip, but didn't push her away. "Sorry I'm late. I needed some extra polishing this morning."
"Balance..." Tsurugi said.
Balance looked over at him, still fighting the hug from Hammie.
"It's been three weeks since we've seen you," Tsurugi said, with a very, very straight face.
"Hey, where's Naga? Still sleeping?" Balance asked.
Everybody in the room exchanged confused, concerned looks.
"What is it?" Balance asked. His head was still pounding, and he was getting irritated.
"Balance," the Commander said. "Did you not hear what Tsurugi just said?"
"Huh?" Balance replied.
"It's been... three... weeks... since we've seen you," Tsurugi said.
"And we just had dinner," Kotaro said.
Balance looked at the kid. The kid was young, but he knew how to tell time, right?
"Balance, you've been in your room the entire time," Raptor said. "But you locked it from the inside. We couldn't get in. When the deadbolt was locked, not even Champ could pry it open." She glanced at the Commander. "Maybe something that needs to be, oh, fixed?"
"Oh, yeah," Balance paused. "I locked it before I went to bed last night. Why didn't ya ask Naga for it, he has the deadbolt key."
Hammie finally dropped the hug... and began staring at the ground. Everybody went silent.
Balance, yeah, this was a good time to start freaking out. "Where's Naga? What happened?"
"Naga's ok, physically," Raptor said, "but... emotionally, he's very unstable."
"What do you mean, emotionally unstable?" Balance asked. Did Naga even know how to be emotionally unstable without the help of Jark Matter's brainwashing?
"He was down here a little bit ago to eat, but he's in his room right now," the Commander said. "Maybe it'll help if he sees you."
Balance was still extremely confused, and now worried about Naga. He raced to Naga's room and let himself right in.
What he walked into, he was not prepared for what he saw.
Naga was curled up on the end of his bed, sobbing uncontrollably. The room was a mess, as if somebody had been in, ransacking it. There was a blanket taped over the window, blocking Naga's view of outside. It looked like the walls had been drawn all over, and punched in a few spots. There was trash and clothing everywhere.
"N-Naga?" Balance whispered.
Naga looked up and wiped a tear off of his face. "Balance! You came back!" he cried out, jumping up, tripping over some clothing on the floor, and going in for an ever bigger hug than Hammie had given him.
"Hey, hey!" Balance said. "I'm right here. What's wrong?"
Naga didn't answer. He continued sobbing and wouldn't let go of the hug.
Balance loved the hug, but why was Naga reacting the way he was? Why did the team react the way they did?
"What's going on, buddy?" Balance said. "I'm right here. I never went anywhere."
"But you were gone for three weeks."
"Is this a practical joke or something?" Balance paused for a moment. "I haven't been gone. Is this why you're upset, because you think I was gone?"
"No..."
"Oh," Balance said, a little offended. "Then... why... are you crying?"
Naga squeezed Balance even harder. "Balance... you're the only one... who..."
"Who what?" Balance said. He didn't even try to release Naga's grip.
"... that... that I can..."
"That you can what?"
"Balance..."
"What? I'm right here, buddy. Can you breathe, though? Try that first."
Naga loosened his grip on Balance, and pulled away, still holding him, but right in front of Balance's face, trying to catch his breath.
"Right... breathe..." Balance told him. "I'd show ya how, but I can't. I have no lungs."
Even though there was a tear running down his cheek, Naga managed to calm down a little.
"That's better," Balance said, smiling. "Are you ok now? Do you need water? When was the last time you ate?"
Naga frowned. "Feels like days. I'm starving."
"Ok. Let's get you cleaned up and go get Spada to make ya something delicious, ok, buddy?"
Naga stood there, puzzled for a minute. "Buddy?" he asked.
"Yeah?"
"No, I mean," Naga paused. "The last time I saw you, you called me baby. But you're calling me buddy again?"
Balance stopped for a moment. It was true, Balance had spent most of "last night" calling him baby. Slowly, the memories of all of the events that took place, suddenly came back to him.
But... why...? Guess Naga asked a pretty good question.
"I... I don't know," Balance said. "Sorry about that. I guess I had just-"
"I don't like it," Naga said quickly.
"You... you don't?"
Naga shook his head.
"Well, ok then, Naga!" Balance said, forcing a laugh. "Whatever you want. But let's wash your face, ok? You can't go to the bridge like this."
Naga nodded, and headed off into the bathroom.
Balance awkwardly waited for him. A few minutes later, Naga came out, his face was red and puffy, but he sort of looked like himself.
"You ready?" Balance asked.
"Yeah," Naga said quietly.
Balance led the way back to the bridge. When he walked in, all eyes were now on Naga. Nobody said anything.
"Hey, Naga here says he hasn't eaten in a long time. Can we get something for him, Spada?"
"But... we just ate breakfast. You're hungry again, Naga?" Spada asked.
"I'm not hungry," Naga said. "I just ate an hour ago. Thanks anyway though."
Balance looked over at Naga. "But you just said-"
"I'm fine," Naga said, a bit too casually.
"Ok, buddy." Balance had never been more frustrated and confused in his life.
This was getting... way too weird. Balance was afraid to ask what the time and the date were. How could it have possibly been three weeks later? What was wrong with Naga? And why wouldn't Naga just come right out and tell him?
Balance looked over at Naga, who was just standing there, with the same blank expression that Balance first saw him with. Balance could no longer stand not knowing, so he pulled Naga aside to ensure some privacy.
"Naga," Balance said. "Can we find some place to talk?"
Naga looked at Balance but said nothing.
"Come on, Naga," Balance asked. "Do you want to go outside? There's a nice little beach on the planet. And nobody will be around to hear us."
Naga looked at him. "You promise... no one will be able to hear?"
"Of course I do. Gotta protect ya, am I right?"
Naga nodded.
"So let's go," Balance said, taking Naga by the arm. Balance skipped down the corridor, and the two headed to the Tenbin voyager.
"Commander, we're taking off. We'll be back shortly," Balance said into his seiza blaster.
"All right, we'll see you soon," the Commander said.
"Yes, sir!" Balance said, looking at Naga. "Ya got my full attention now. After we land, we'll be good to go."
Naga nodded. Balance got them back to that beach as quick as possible. It was completely empty, like it had been the last time. Balance actually liked it, he could allow Naga to speak freely without anybody in the universe hearing him.
Balance took Naga a little down the beach, before deciding on a spot. The sun wasn't quite setting yet, but it should work for a decent view.
Naga sat in the sand. Balance sat next to him. There was an awkward silence for a few minutes.
"What did you want to talk to me about?" Balance said. "I'm right here. We're the only ones here. Nobody can hear you, not even the crew. Please tell me what's wrong."
Naga hesitated. "Balance... please promise me something first."
"Of course, Naga. Anything you want."
"Please... don't laugh at me."
"Of course I won't, Naga!" Balance said. "We're best friends... you're my partner. I'm here for you! Go ahead. I'm listening."
Naga paused, and starting crying again.
"Naga," Balance said, putting his hand on his shoulder. "You can trust me completely. I won't repeat a word of this."
Naga paused, but this time nodded. He took a deep breath in.
"Balance... there's something I want," he finally said. "And I can't have it. But I want it."
"Hey, if there's something ya want, I'll do everything I can to-"
"No," Naga said. "I can't have it. And it makes me feel... weird... physically... it's hard to explain. It's like... a craving... but it's a physical feeling... in my stomach... that I can't get rid of... it's eating at me, Balance... I'm so frustrated... and confused..."
All right, this was weird. What could Naga possibly want that he couldn't have? Balance wondered if there was a way, and Naga was just overreacting.
"Is that why you were crying and you destroyed your room?"
Naga nodded. "I can't do this anymore," he whispered. "I'm ... so frustrated... and humiliated that I even feel this way. And you are the only one I feel like I could talk to about it. And you weren't there!" His tears started up again.
Balance started freaking out. "No, Naga! I'm sorry! I don't know what happened to me. I know I'm physically capable of sleeping for weeks at a time, but I haven't done it in forever, and those times I did it on purpose. Really, I'm sorry. You've been going through this for three weeks? By yourself?" He pulled Naga in and gave him a hug, making sure not to let go until Naga did. "I'm so sorry I wasn't there for you! Are you sure I can't help you with this? I mean, sometimes I can be pretty helpful, ya know."
Naga shook his head. "There's no way."
Balance was frustrated now. It was a physical feeling that Naga was dealing with, and it was so overwhelming, and so strong, that he couldn't even function anymore.
"Naga, will you tell me what it is, please?"
Naga was silent.
"Naga, I know you said you were humiliated, but I can't help you until you tell me what it is. I can't fix the problem if I don't know what it is."
Naga hesitated again. Balance saw the tears in his eyes. There was a look on Naga's face that he never thought he'd ever see. It was a mixture of absolute fear, shock, and humiliation. Balance grabbed him again, giving him the biggest hug he ever had.
"Balance..." Naga said. "I want to have a baby."
"You... want a baby, Naga?" Balance backed off just a little bit. "You're pretty young, you have your whole life ahead of you... Are you sure about this? I mean, maybe we can find you a girlfriend or-"
"No!" Naga shouted, practically into Balance's ear. "You're not listening! I want ... to have... a baby!"
Balance stopped for a minute. Naga didn't mean what Balance thought he was meaning... did he? "You mean, you... you want to be pregnant, Naga?"
"Yes!" Naga shouted, as frustrated as Balance has ever heard him.
"Ok, well," Balance started, "um... I mean... do you even... have the parts for that?" Balance figured, with all of the millions of species in the universe, that there must have been some whose males could get pregnant, but he never figured that Naga could, but then again, he never asked. He had zero reasons to ask, up until now.
"No, and that's my problem!" Naga screamed. "I can't!"
"But, why? Why do you want to be pregnant, Naga? I don't understand."
"I don't, either!" Naga's volume wasn't going down at all, and Balance was secretly glad he had gotten him off of the ship to talk. "I don't know what to do! This feeling... it won't go away!"
"But how did this even come about? If you know you can't, then why..."
Naga gulped and finally lowered his voice volume. "I don't know," he said, a lot more calm than he had been. "I remember once, when we were still living on Jigama, that I saw a pregnant lady walking around. You probably didn't even notice her, but I did. I remember wondering to myself what kind of emotions she'd be experiencing, and for a moment I wondered what kind of emotions I could learn if I could get pregnant. But then you started talking about something else, and I let it go. I still think about it sometimes, and I've even daydreamed about it. But I never thought..." Naga trailed off as another tear slipped down his cheek. "I'm so sorry. You probably hate me now, right? You probably think I'm pretty stupid. Or weird. I'd understand if you just left me here-"
"I'm not going to do that!" Balance said, bringing his voice up to the shouting range. "You're my best friend. I'd die for you. I do not think you're stupid. I am here for you. Got it?" Balance paused. "Wait, was this my fault? I called you baby and it triggered you?"
Another tear slipped down Naga's cheek as he shrugged his shoulders.
Balance leaned back a bit, having no clue how to even solve this problem. If it was a physical issue, it couldn't be solved by talking it out. Or even trying to use logic.
The two sat in silence for a few minutes, until their seiza blasters started going off. Balance figured there was probably trouble somewhere, but he removed his blaster, set it down on the sand, and ignored it. Naga was more important, and there were ten other people who could handle trouble. He also grabbed Naga's arm and removed his, as well.
"Why'd you do that?" Naga asked.
"Because you're more important than them," Balance said, giving him a squeeze. "Besides, with Don Armage beat, between the ten of them, they can handle it. Give the Kyulette a breather."
Naga smiled for the first time that day. He allowed Balance to just hold onto him.
After a few more minutes of silence, Balance noticed something off in the distance.
"Naga, look, there's a cave over there," he said. "You want to explore it with me? Maybe there will be something good in there. Looks like nobody has even touched this place in a long time, so I doubt anyone will bother us. You up for it?"
Naga thought for a moment, then nodded. "Yes," he said. "I'll go with you."
"Let's go, then!" Balance said, standing up rather quickly. He gave a hand to Naga, and pulled him up, and the two ran to the cave.
Balance was way more excited than he should have been. He's explored and searched so many places, but for some reason, finding a cave... was way more exciting that any other place. He's been to mansions, haunted houses, deserted ships... but there was just something about a natural place, not made by a person, that made him feel alive. And at that moment, with Naga, he was feeling complete bliss.
When Balance and Naga walked in, they realized they had no light, but they didn't even care. A kyutama would have come in handy then, but it didn't matter. They wouldn't always have one, anyway. Balance brightened up his eyes, and the two walked as close as possible.
The cave itself was dusty, and crawling with bugs. Balance had told Naga he could back out, but if Balance was going, so was Naga. No question.
For awhile, there was nothing really to see in the cave. Balance figured this had been a good idea, but felt they'd probably be let down.
Finally, Naga spotted a doorway. It was covered in stones, but it wasn't something that either one of them could pull out of the way. Naga began uncovering it.
"Oh, I wonder what's back there?" Balance said. He was so excited. "Hurry, Naga, let's see, let's see!"
Naga laughed. "Be patient, Balance." Despite saying that, Naga had the door open in a flash. He hurried right in.
Balance laughed. "Wait for me, Naga! How can you even see?"
"Balance!" Naga cried out. "There's a trea-"
Suddenly, the door slammed shut. It made the absolute worst noise. It was partially a slam, but part of it sounded like a female screaming. Balance knew it wasn't Naga.
"Naga?" Balance yelled out. "Hey, Naga, you ok in there? The door's stuck. I'll have it open again!" Balance couldn't hear Naga, but figured he was probably just on the other side of the door. "Naga? If you can hear me, I'm almost there!"
Balance managed to open the door, but it was a terrible process, as that door had been shut air tight. Balance freaked out at the thought of Naga not having any air.
"Naga?" Balance figured that with the door partially open, that Naga should have been able to hear him by now.
Still no answer.
"Naga? Naga! Answer me!" Balance called out, finally opening the door wide enough to get in, and he hurried through it. "Naga, say something, you're scaring me!"
No answer.
"Naga!"
Balance heard a small groaning noise. He wasn't entirely sure if it was Naga or not, but he wasn't taking any chances, and he made a direct beeline for the noise.
Sure enough, Naga was there, clutching onto a small, but almost seemingly lit up, tiny treasure chest. Naga had somehow managed to find a treasure chest? In this cave?
Balance could almost feel the chest pulsating, but wasn't sure if that was the chest itself, or if there was something else in the room that could be causing it. Balance also noticed that his chest was feeling kind of weird. It wasn't painful, but it was kind of numb, maybe, with a hint of soreness, and something else, that he couldn't really put a name on.
But way more importantly than that...
Naga was unconscious.
Balance knew for a fact then that the pulsating was real at this point, because he was now able to hear it. The tone was completely low and soft, but he was able to pick up on it.
What was going on in here?!
Whatever it was, was managing to completely freak Balance out. He knew he needed to get Naga out of here and fast.
"Naga, come on, wake up." Balance put his hands on Naga's shoulders and tried shaking him. "Naga... Naga, please, baby, wake up!"
Naga barely stirred, but did it enough that Balance knew that Naga was still alive and breathing. Balance needed to get that treasure box and whatever was in it, away from Naga.
"Naga, baby, if you can hear me, we're not taking this home, ok?" Balance whispered gently to Naga. "Ok, Naga? Whatever it's doing to you, I can't handle it. Please... wake up. Please, baby. I need you!"
Naga stirred again, this time more than he did earlier. Balance grabbed the chest from him. Before he could put it aside though, he stopped dead in his tracks. He could feel the chest pulsating. Out of pure curiosity and definitely not thinking it through, Balance opened the chest.
It was empty.
Did Naga have the actual treasure on him? Balance threw the chest on the ground. He turned back over to Naga.
"Naga, please wake up. I can't... I can't even imagine living without you. Please don't do this to me!"
While shaking Naga again, Balance felt around to see if Naga had the treasure on him. He didn't seem too, but then again, Balance didn't want to touch every part of him.
"Naga! Please! I love you, baby!"
Well, that seemed to do it. Naga stirred again and finally opened his eyes.
"Naga?" Balance asked.
"Balance?" Naga quietly replied back.
"Naga!" Balance gave him a giant hug. "Naga, you scared me, baby! I thought I had lost you!"
"Baby...?" Naga trailed off, still not fully conscious.
"We need to get out of here," Balance said. "Do you think you can walk?"
"I'll try," Naga said. Balance helped him stand up, but Naga immediately fell to the floor again.
"Naga, we need to go," Balance said, as he helped Naga climb onto his back. "Drop the treasure you're holding. We are not taking this home."
"I don't... I don't have anything," Naga managed to say. "There was no treasure in the chest."
Ok, that was weird. What the hell was causing this? Whatever it was, it was time to get the hell out of there. It took awhile, but Balance managed to find the exit to the cave.
Ah, there is was. The beach, the winds, the waves, the sound of seagulls. Balance wasn't sure how long they had been in there, but the sun was already beginning to set, so it must have been awhile.
Balance carefully put Naga down on the spot they had earlier, where their seiza blasters were still laying. He got down on the ground and sat next to him.
"Baby, are you ok?" Balance asked. "You scared the hell out of me."
Whoa. Wait! Hold on! Hold... on!
This was... this was deja vu. Right?!
Balance stood up. He had no idea what was going on, but he knew this wasn't the first time that had happened. The same exact events, his same exact thought processes.
Except this time, he was completely aware. Of his surroundings, of the events taking place... and the way he acted the last time he left that cave.
"Naga," he said, "we need to get out of here. Right now."
"Balance," Naga said softly. He was clutching his stomach, and sobbing.
"Naga! What's wrong? Are you hurt?"
Naga shook his head.
Balance dropped down to the sand and hugged Naga.
"Balance... I want it... more than ever! I need it right now!" Naga shouted.
Balance felt like his soul had left his body. What was in that box? Naga was still going through absolute hell, and being there that second time must have made things worse!
Balance had never panicked like this before. But at this moment, he felt like he could die.
"Naga, you're going to be ok. I'm here, ok? We're going to get the hell out. I promise. We'll never come back here again."
Naga sobbed uncontrollably and began screaming.
"Shh, shh, it's ok, Naga," he said. "We're leaving, ok? Can you put your blaster back on?"
Naga couldn't do it, and Balance figured he didn't need it at the moment anyway, so Balance puts his on and called for his voyager.
"Seiza Go!" screamed the blaster, as the voyager appeared and picked them both up.
Balance flew them back to the ship, Naga at his side, with Naga screaming and sobbing the entire way. Balance tried to fly with just one hand, allowing his free hand to be squeezed by Naga. He had no idea what this physical feeling was, if it was pain or what, but he had never seen anyone in a shape like this, in his life. Balance wanted to cry and scream with him, but knew that he needed to be strong for his best friend.
When they got back, Naga was still in the same shape, but Balance was afraid to leave the voyager.
"Naga, listen," he said. "I know you're hurting right now, ok, but if you leave the voyager screaming, everyone is going to be concerned and they'll be asking you a million questions. I'm not planning on telling anyone what you told you me, but they'll insist if you're not calm. You can wait here for me-"
"No!" Naga screamed. "I don't want to be alone! Please!"
"Ok, but you'll need to calm down, ok? I'm here. I have you. I'll pick you up and I won't put you down no matter what. We'll go someplace private and work this out. But we need to get out of this planet immediately!" Balance was starting to panic. "I'm going to take us to the bridge. Just try to be calm until we can get out of there, ok?"
Naga nodded, trying to calm himself down.
Balance helped Naga jump on his back, and the two headed for the bridge. Naga tried his best to be calm. Balance still wondered what the physical feeling actually was, but all he could tell was that Naga felt very warm.
"You can keep your head buried in my neck if you have to," Balance said. "We're going in."
The door opened, and of course, everyone was there. They all turned their attention to Naga, who was still sobbing uncontrollably, but wasn't screaming like he had been.
"Balance? Naga?" the Commander said. "What happened?!"
"Naga?" Hammie said. "What's wrong, Naga?!"
Naga buried his face on Balance's neck, but couldn't stop crying.
"Raptor, there's a cave over on that beach. Can you find out anything about it?" Balance said.
Raptor hurried to the computer. "I... I'll find out!" she said.
"Just a few more minutes, Naga, I promise," Balance whispered.
"Are you injured, Naga?" Stinger said. "If so we need to-"
"I'm telling you, he's fine," Balance said.
"He's not fine!" shouted Champ.
"He is, and don't scream! Let Raptor figure this out!"
After just a minute of Raptor looking, she turned to the crew. "From what I see, this cave contains a treasure called the Bilita Mpash Box. It's a chest with an invisible treasure in it."
"An invisible treasure?" Spada asked.
"It says it can't be seen or heard with a normal humanoid body, whatever that means."
The pulsating! It was the treasure itself! I could hear it, but I couldn't see it, Balance thought.
Raptor went on. "But this treasure supposedly, it's very well known on this planet, and apparently what it does is it finds a person's deepest, darkest desire, and brings it to the surface, and the person physically suffers until their desire is met. It apparently can also bend time, which was a spell that a once powerful being put into it to keep people away from it."
Naga wanting to get pregnant... is his deepest, darkest desire? Balance thought. He then added, out loud: "That explains it. Those three weeks I lost..."
"What three weeks?" Stinger asked.
"Huh?" Balance said. "The three weeks you guys said I was gone."
"When?" Raptor asked.
"Since we've been on this planet," Balance said.
"But we just landed here yesterday," Kotaro said.
Balance could feel Naga getting warmer, and his sobs were turning into grunts and groans. "Listen, I don't have time to explain, but we need to get out of here. Please, can we leave?"
"You need to tell us what happened," Tsurugi said.
"No!"
"Balance!" Tsurugi said. "What's wrong with Naga?"
"Ok, look," Balance said. "We found it, ok? We didn't know. We just thought it would be fun to explore. And we were both affected by it. Do you really need to know anything else?!"
Naga began screaming again, taking everyone by surprise.
"Naga!" the team cried out, almost in unison.
"Look, I need to get him out of here," Balance said. "Let us go. Please!"
The Commander stepped in. "Raptor, set a course. We'll get out of here immediately." He turned to Balance. "Go take care of Naga now. And if you need us, let us know."
"I'll help Naga, too-" Hammie started.
"No, you won't," Balance said. "Don't interfere! Nobody interfere! You all got that?!"
Hammie was offended, but backed off. The others slowly nodded their heads.
Balance bolted out of the room and right into his own. With the time bends, he wasn't sure if Naga's room was still trashed or not, and it was honestly the last thing he wanted Naga to deal with. He gently put Naga on the bed.
"Naga, it's ok," Balance said, walking over to the room's controls. "I'm locking the deadbolt, and turning on the sound proofer. No one can hear us in here, I promise, ok?"
Naga nodded.
Balance sat on the bed next to Naga, grabbing Naga's hand again.
"Scream as hard as you need to," Balance said. "Ok?"
Balance sat helpless. He looked out the window, and Raptor had gotten the ship away pretty fast. But apparently, leaving the planet didn't make Naga's pain go away. He needed to figure something else out.
Wait. Balance had been affected, too, hadn't he?
He remember the weird feeling in his chest. Was this similar to what Naga was feeling like in his stomach? Naga didn't seem affected by it at first, either. Or maybe he just mistook it for a stomach ache or something. Oh, maybe that's why he went to sleep in the sand.
How did Balance get rid of his pain? His didn't last as long as Naga's was lasting. He knew what his own deepest, darkest desire was-Oh!
Balance interrupted his own thought with an idea.
It wasn't a great idea, it was actually pretty weird, and he didn't know if it would even work or not. But it was there to try. The worst that could happen would be that it failed, right?
Balance slipped out of Naga's hand, and got off of the bed. He then moved Naga into an interesting position, with Naga lying all the way back, his legs spread wide, his knees up, and his feet flat on the bed.
"Balance..." Naga mumbled. "What..."
"I just want to try something, ok? If it doesn't work, we'll have to try something else."
Naga nodded.
Balance continued by rubbing his hands gently on Naga's thighs. It seemed to at least be calming his screaming down, and after a few minutes, it stopped altogether.
Ok, so this might be worth a shot.
Balance climbed back on the bed and got as close to Naga as possible. He pressed himself up against Naga, positioning Naga's legs around him, trying to get them to squeeze his hips.
"Balance?"
"Don't loosen them," Balance said. "Keep them tight for me, ok? I know you're fighting right now, but stay with me, ok?"
Naga nodded.
Balance had to calm his nerves a bit for this next part. At this point, not only was he worried about this idea failing, but he was also afraid of offending Naga.
Balance placed his hands on Naga's hips... and began thrusting.
Now, obviously, there was nothing to actually thrust, and Naga was fully clothed anyway, but Balance faked the thrusting... harder and harder...
"Balance, what are you doing?" Naga asked quietly.
"Getting you pregnant," Balance said. "Just... try to imagine this, ok? And if this doesn't work, we'll move on, ok?"
Naga looked extremely confused but agreed.
Balance kept up with the thrusting for awhile. Naga was still crying, but he was a lot calmer than he had been before. Soon, Balance stopped, and collapsed in the bed next to Naga. He took a hold of him and just held him in his arms.
"Balance, that was weird," Naga said.
"I know," Balance said. Balance reached over and put his hand on Naga's stomach. He couldn't tell anymore if he was still warm or not, because of the jacket. Naga must have understood, as he then unzipped the jacket and untucked his shirt. Balance reached in and put his hand directly on Naga's stomach.
"Still pretty warm," Balance said. "This part is going to be even weirder, ok?"
Naga nodded.
Balance took his hand and placed it lower on Naga's abdomen. He pressed down just slightly, then started massaging him. Naga closed his eyes, and after a few minutes, managed to form a small smile. Soon, Balance stopped the massage, and gently pressed down again.
"Naga, do you know what that is?"
"No..."
"That's your baby, Naga."
"My baby?"
"Yes," Balance said. "He's growing, inside of you."
"She," Naga corrected.
"Oh, you want a girl?"
"Yeah..."
"Ok, then. She's growing inside of you. Very quickly right now. And, oh, yeah," Balance said. "I guess I need to apologize. I'm kind of made of metal, and it's just going to make your labor go so much smoother."
Naga started laughing. Balance felt relieved, not only that Naga seemed to be feeling better, but also that he had picked up on the sarcasm.
"Actually, the kid would probably be a carbon copy of you, physically. I mean, you got that cloning thing going on, right? That's kind of hard to think about though, could you imagine? A child with your snake like body, with my explosive personality... honestly, this is scarier than the thought of me having to pay child support..."
Naga had the giggles at this point. Balance's jokes weren't very funny, but if it was keeping Naga calm, he would keep it going.
Balance stopped for a second. "Imagine this, she's kicking inside of you. I know you can't actually imagine it, neither can I, but you said you've daydreamed before..."
Naga nodded, and closed his eyes.
Balance stayed silent for a few minutes. Naga had his eyes closed, but he was smiling.
Naga soon began crying again, but Balance could tell he was not crying from pain, so he didn't say anything. It was more of a gentle cry. Balance was hoping it was relief, or happiness, or both.
Soon, Naga opened his eyes again, and smiled at Balance. He whispered, "Thank you."
"Is this helping at all?"
"A lot," Naga said. "This strange feeling is going away. But I don't understand how it's helping."
"This is roleplay, I guess?" Balance said. "I thought maybe that if we pretended we could do this, that your body might be satisfied. Still weird, though."
"It's not that weird," Naga said. "I actually... kind of like it a little..."
"Good to know," Balance said.
"Why?" Naga asked.
Oh, oops. "No reason," Balance replied with a chuckle.
"How did you figure that this would help?"
Balance paused. "Well, I'll tell you, but I guess I gotta confess something."
Naga sat up a little, but his legs stayed in the same position. "What is it, Balance?"
"Well, you know how this was supposed to bring out our deepest, darkest desire?"
"Yeah?" Naga paused. "Wait. What was yours?"
"It was something I was able to act out," Balance said. "And I did it. I never would have ever tried it before. And I think I need to apolo-"
"You kissed me," Naga said, bluntly. "Twice, and would have gotten the third one if Hammie hadn't interrupted you."
Balance was taken aback. "How did you know, you were passed out."
"I wasn't," Naga said. "I was trying to relax, because this weird feeling was starting up. I thought if I closed my eyes and relaxed it would go away. I was awake the entire time."
"Naga..." Balance said. "Wait... I mean, I didn't-"
"It's fine," Naga said. "I actually kind of liked it."
"Well," Balance said. For the first time in a long time, he had no idea what to say.
"Balance," Naga said. "After you kissed me, you felt fine, didn't you? You felt it, but it never got as far as mine did. Because you were able to act it out, right?"
"I guess that's what happened," Balance said slowly. "But I didn't mean to do nothin' bad. I mean, I really-I shouldn't have kissed ya-"
"You weren't in control," Naga said. "I understand. We just both had very different deep, dark desires." He paused for a moment. "And stop apologizing. I'm very happy you kissed me."
"You are?" Balance said, a bit shocked.
"Yes," Naga said, "because I never want you to ever go through anything like this. Ever."
"Oh, Naga..." Balance said. "Now I'm going to cry."
Naga smiled painfully.
"How are you feeling now?"
"It's better, but it's still there," Naga admitted.
"Oh," Balance said, standing up. "I know why."
Balance walked around and stood in between Naga's positioned legs.
"Balance?"
"Well, you gonna push, or what?"
Naga was suddenly lost in laughter.
"This isn't the time for laughter," Balance said, chuckling, "this is showtime. Labor hurts, and you're giving birth to metal, and all you can do is laugh!" He chuckled. "My apologies again, next time, you should get knocked up by an organic being."
Naga had a hard time coming off of the laughter. Balance's jokes were dumb, but hey, whatever Naga found funny, right?
When Naga did calm down, Balance had him close his eyes and picture himself in labor. Not as fun as just pretending you can feel a baby inside of you, but nonetheless, this was still a stupid spell, which probably needed to be seen the whole way through.
Naga had a much harder time with this part than the others. Balance wasn't exactly sure what Naga needed to be doing, either. But Naga sat up, kept his eyes closed, and somehow managed to talk his way through "labor". It wasn't detailed, and Balance could tell that Naga had no real clue was labor was actually like, but this was his body, so it was probably ok.
Soon, Naga took a deep breath, let it go, and fell backwards on the bed.
"Naga?"
"I can't feel it anymore," Naga said with a grin.
"Oh, that's radical!" Balance said, with a bounce. "I'm glad! Oh, and look, after all of this hard work, you have a daughter." Balance handed Naga the smallest pillow he had.
Naga was giggling, but held the pillow like a baby. Balance climbed back up on the bed and got as close to him as possible.
"So, what's her name?" Balance said with a laugh.
"I'm naming her after you," Naga said.
"Really? Balance? That doesn't even sound right for a girl," Balance argued.
"Well, what's the girl equivalent of Balance?"
"Hmm." Balance thought for a moment. "When I was like, three, my mom had put me in a dress. I guess it was cool back then. And when my aunt jokingly asked me my name, my mom told her it was Bilancia. So... I guess... maybe that?"
Naga nodded. "Ok, this is Bilancia Ray. My beloved pillow baby."
Now it was Balance's turn to burst out in laughter. After a moment, Naga yawned.
"Oh," Balance said, "you've got to be tired."
"Yeah," Naga said. "I haven't slept at all lately."
"Well, we'll get you to bed," Balance said. But as soon as he stood up, he remembered. "Naga, I think your room is still trashed. I don't want you sleeping in there until we can get it cleaned up."
"Oh," Naga said, "I'm sure there's an extra bed some-"
"Just stay here," Balance said.
"Are you sure, Balance?"
"Yeah, I'll sleep on the floor."
"No," Naga said. "You sleep on the bed."
"You need it more than I do."
"Then sleep with me on the bed," Naga said.
Balance looked at Naga. "Hey, are you sure about that?"
"You really wouldn't mind a bit," Naga said. "After all, your love for me is your deepest, darkest desire, right?"
Well. Balance was never going to live that down.
"All right, Naga. I'll go get your pajamas. Just relax, ok? And hold onto that pillow."
Naga smiled.
Balance walked out of the room, and as he was walking to Naga's room, he was stopped.
"Balance, is Naga ok?" Champ asked.
"Oh, yeah, he's fine now," Balance said. "Could you please alert the others? I need to get Naga into bed for the night."
"Then, where is he?" asked another voice.
Balance turned. "He's in my room, Stinger. I'm getting his pajamas and he's going to bed. He's well taken care of."
Stinger didn't argue, but looked like he was pretty curious about their unusual sleeping arrangements.
Balance quickly entered Naga's room. The room was not in the same shape it was before. Naga was usually neat as a pin, and this time, the room looked no different than it normally did. But he decided not to tell Naga that. Balance found Naga's pajamas, and headed back into his room, where Naga was waiting for him.
With no clothes on.
"Ah, I kept you waiting, I see," Balance said, throwing his pajamas at him.
"I just want to get to sleep," Naga replied.
Balance looked away as Naga got into those pajamas, and turned back around when Naga climbed into bed, making sure that pillow was with him. Balance turned off the light, and climbed into bed as well.
"Good night, Naga."
"Good night, Balance."
The two got quiet for a minute, but then Naga said one last thing before falling asleep.
"Oh, by the way. Balance... I love you, too."
