"And yet again, why am I'm here?"
Oluo sighed pressing his thumbs into his eye sockets while Mike gave Levi a strained smile.
"Because Levi, we're taking Erwin out for his bachelor party. We. Wwwweeee. As in all of us. As in this group here. All of us here" Eld smiled gesturing towards the group of men in the limo.
Gunther was going through the mini bar in the limo and held up a glass of something dark and sparkly. "If nothing else Levi, think of it as a night off to blow off some steam! with the potential to get laid, and to definitely get wasted."
Levi gave Gunther a cold stare and Mike leaned over and grabbed a tiny bottle into his hand. "I'm also here because someone said this was all going to be paid on company funds." Yanking the top off, Mike downed the bottle in one fell swoop.
The limo came to a halt and the door swung open and Erwin climbed into the vacant seat. Settling in, the limo took off and Erwin surveyed the group. "Men, we all know why we're here today. I'm getting married to a woman whose company we will absorb after our planned merger - to Historia. I am, however, also looking to blow off some steam tonight!"
To this statement, the limo broke out to a round of boisterous cheer while Levi scowled in the corner of the limo. He never intended to come out tonight, in fact he had worked his usual 70 hours at work, walked out of Survey Corps, Inc. and locked up the building for the night. He prided himself on being the first one in, last one out. He often didn't care to socialize with his subordinates except for the occasional meetings and Christmas parties, however those he would even try to avoid like the plague. President eyebrows would remind him of his duties as VP of the company, and Levi would count the minutes until the annual speeches were made, cutting the cake, signed the bonus checks, and stood in the back of the company photos and made his escape towards the door.
Tonight however, was a different story. He locked up, turned to pocket the key and walked over to the sidewalk to hail a cab. Oluo came running over from across the street and begged Levi to allow him back into the building saying he left his cell phone inside. Levi was about to tell Oluo to fuck off when a limo came blaring down the street to pull up alongside them, and Levi was blindfolded into the limo.
Never one from backing out of a fight, Levi defended himself against his assailants quite well until someone kneed him in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him. Still gasping for air, the blind fold was removed to revel the men form work sporting new bruises. Levi's eyes narrowed as he took them all in as realization dawned at why they were all here.
Erwin's fucking bachelor party.
