Had a couple of requests for Simon, so here he is
Sorry for how long it's taken since the last one… exams require at least a littlerevision & other stories! Oh, and life!
Top 10 ways to annoy Simon Lewis:
10. Tell his mother that he has a 'little problem' and make her think that he is gay.
9. Inform him that you have the perfect song for him, then play Paramore's 'Monster'.
8. Post on his facebook status that he is a vampire and 'vants to drink your vlood'.
7. Tell him, in all seriousness, that Alec fancies him, then when he confronts Alec, make it out that it is Simon fancying Alec, not the other way around.
6. Go to Maia and tell her that Simon only wants one thing from her: her blood. Oh and that he is a crazy vampire who only appears to be nice.
5. Book him in for sports therapy sessions, where he can punch up as much as possible to relieve his anger.
4. Have a very loud whisper conversation with Jace when Simon is in earshot about how annoying he is and basically insult him as much as possible to see whether or not he will admit to listening in to your conversation.
3. Put his name in for auditions for a vampire in Morganville Vampires film series and say that he doesn't need prosthetic fangs, he has the real things.
2. Switch his animal blood for a drunk human's and watch him end up being drunk.
1. When he is asleep, drag him into a sunproof room and then inform him when he wakes up that he is delirious in thinking he can go out in the sun and that he must stay in there 'for his protection'.
n.b… I do not know whether or not there is an MV film, just that the rights are out there for a TV series/film… I personally hope that there isn't one, but anyway…
Hope you liked
Vicky xx