A/N: Dokay. First off, I'm writing this on my new iPod. Secondly, my inspiration for this was a Tumblr post. I feel bad cuz I can't remember who made it, and my Tumblr isn't working right now. So anyways, on with "The Ugly Scarf Theorem"

Disclaimer: I don't own BTR, or the original Tumblr post that inspired this story.

Logan POV

I rubbed my eyes open and sat up, only to hit my head. I hated sleeping on the tour bus. It's too small and cramped for my liking.

I slid out of my middle bunk and went into the 'living area' of the bus.

"Happy Birthday Logan!" Kendall, James, and Carlos, and Dustin yelled.

"Thanks guys," I said with a smile. Kendall got up from his spot on the couch and gave me a kiss.

"Happy birthday Love," he whispered in my ear. I gave him a hug, and he hugged back, arms tightly wrapped around me enveloping me with his body heat.

He dragged me over to the couch and sat down, and I snuggled into his side. He wrapped his arm around me and I rested my head on his shoulder.

"So what do you want to do today Logan? You already spent half the day sleeping," Carlos said. I was confused until I looked over at the stove clock and noticed that it was already 12:30.

"Um...I'm pretty damn hungry, so can we get some food?" I asked.

"Of course," Kendall said.

We all got changed and waited about 15 minutes for the bus to stop. We got off and walked around town until we found a restaurant that didn't seem too bad. We were stopped by only a few fans to take pictures and give autographs. They all said happy birthday to me too.

After eating, we went back on the bus. And we started driving to where our next show would be, even though. It wasn't until tomorrow.

We had birthday cake and I was now opening my presents.

"Fuck Carlos! These are awesome!" I exclaimed, holding a pair of sunglasses.

"Your welcome," Carlos said. James handed me a small tin box. Inside was a gift card for one of my favorite stores.

"Thanks man," I told him. He nodded in response.

Next was Kendall's present. It was in a small bag with lots of tissue paper. I pulled out all of the tissue paper, and at the bottom of the bag was the most ugly scarf I've ever seen. I bit my lip as I pulled it out of the bag.

"Um...thanks..." I said.

"Oh god. You hate it, don't you?" Kendall said nervously.

"No, no! It's wonderful!" I said putting it on. "I love it," I told him putting a kiss to his lips.

James, Carlos, and Dustin sat there trying not to laugh at my obvious lie. I sent them a glare, and their smirks fell.

"I was hoping you'd like it," Kendall said. I smiled awkwardly and nodded my head.

Later that night, I looked at the scarf that was still around my neck. I did actually like it. Kendall had gotten it for me, so it was perfect, even if it was probably the ugliest thing in the world.

A/N: Okay! So that was "The Ugly Scarf Theorem." Yeah. I absolutely hate that scarf. Well, it's kinda cool, but still ugly as fuck. And, if you haven't read my story "Changed Forever" please read it. I am proud of it. Even though it got like only 5 reviews, they were all positive. Thanks!