Me: Welcome to my journal.

Captives: you're forgetting something.

Me: oh yeah!

Disclaimer/claimer: I own Shorty, Browynn, and Rebecca smith. Everyone else belongs to their owners, which is not me. Oh, chuck Norris owns everything.

Me: written in a/n form.

Me: I'm back!

Captives: *screams*

Me: o.O

Iggy: *comes out of bathroom* what I miss?

Alistair: she's back.

Me: okay, then! Fu, please get off the bookcase. *fu comes down*

Axel: life here is never boring.

Link/Zelda: yep

Me: you can say that again. * is carrying fu*

Sora/Donald/Goofy: what I'm a doing here?

Me: I kidnapped you. *puts fu on bed*

Sora: why?

Me: because.

Seh: it loud in here!

Browynn: it's not that loud.

Seh: I'm blind.

Browynn: o.O?

Me: *facesplams* well say hi to peoples, captives.

Captives: hi to peoples.

Me: *facesplams* well, hi! *mutter under breath about the captives being stupid* *stares at them*

Captives: what?

Me: you

Captives: o.O

Alistair: she owns nothing!

Me: yeah, I do! I own Browynn, Becca smith, and Shorty.

Alistair: o.O

Me: Alistair LOVES Browynn.

Alistair: O.O

Browynn: o.O

Me: ha! I knew it! Well R&R! Flames will be used to burn Edward and Dylan!

Iggy: Chuck Norris owns everything!

Me& captives: o.O

Me: okay! Bye! If you want me to continue, please say so in your review. Thanks.

Captives: ahhhh!

Me: o.O

Grover: *mutters about tin cans* *snores* *everyone stares*

Me: well that was interesting. Peace out! Oh, please review.