Yeah I was a bit bored so me and a friend decided to make up a really random script. Please R&R!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Pirates of the Caribbean characters, just my weird veiws of what coould have happened if it was a comedy.

Elizabeth wanders around her mansion, being very difficult.

'As a very modern girl that has mysteriously landed in the wrong century, I find it soo annoying that ALL of the good things are reserved for males! And why is it a male dominated society? Anyway, why do I have to wear corsets all the time? What about the latest sayings about 'inner beauty'? To compensate for this, I will demonstrate this by whining incessantly about my corsets, which are an evil contraption designed by men to lure young innocent girls into the trap of self-obesessed beauty!' Will comes in with a sword for Governor Swann.

'Oh, Lizzie.' He strikes his best pose. 'I'm sooo in love with all twelve pounds of you. If only I weren't so disreputadley boring, you might actually admit that you love me too!' Norrington walks in, banging the door behind him, jealous of Lizzie's latest boyfriend.

'Give up you idiotic imbecile!' He shoves Will out of the way. 'Lizzie is MINE, as I am a high-ranking navy weirdo that actually has half a brain. And a social life! Unlike some people who can't be bothered to leave the smithy for five seconds.

'Oh Norry, you can talk like a civilized person...I thought you only had one brain cell. Shame it takes two to grunt.'

'Oh Lizzie...' Elizabeth and Norrington start kissing. Will looks suitably annoyed and upset.

'Don't worry Lizzie...I WILL find a way to make you mine.'

At the harbour ----------

Jack arrives on a half-sunk boat.

'Hello everyone! I am Jack! Just in case you didn't know, I always have a weird desire for rum, like some alcoholic. I also seem to be under the influence of some drug, despite the fact this movie was made a PG!' Jack stumbles off, finding himself nose to nose to Will, who had been crying.

'Oh look!' Will looks suprised. 'It's a pirate!I hate pirates!' All of a sudden, EVIL PIRATE Hector Barbie appears out of thin air and his crew and him begins senselessly killing everyone, paying no attention to the Geneva Convention of Human Rights.

'OK-Let me be try to be more specific - I hate bad pirates. You, I like. 'I'm going to use you as a way to get Lizzie back! We can be thethree musketeers! Oh there's only two of us.' They try to escape fromPort Royale. They fail. They try again. They fail again. They try again...

Finally, after 96 hours 43minutes 13seconds, they succeed.

Will looks impressed 'Now lets go find Lizzie!' Jack and Will try to follow Barbie to some island, but fail, as they have a dodgy compass that doesn't even work. Jack had obviously been scammed by Tia Dalma...

Ok - did you loveit/like it/hate it? Please please please reveiw!!!

PLEASE don't hate me for making them all a little bit thick/dumb. I love PotC too!