Link's fangirl rant

by The Tdog1994

After reciving a very stupid fangirl e-mail, the Hero of Time goes mad and starts ranting. This story is designed for pure entertainment, please don't take offence to the story.

Link's Fangirl rant.

Okay, a few days ago someone sent me a message professing her love to me and her wishes to marry me. Me, the hero of time. Who the (explicate) does she think she is. First off, I'm dating Illia for Christ's sakes. And I've also noticed some of my fangirls and Twilight fans arguing about my last game Twilight Princess. My God people! There is a HUGE difference between me and Jacob Black. One, I'm a better fighter. Two, I'm WAY cooler in wolf form. And lastly, Zelda is original, while Twilight is a huge slap in the face to vampire lore.

Getting back on topic, the main problem with Fangirls are that they really make your series look like (bleep). For once, some Fangirls have been drawing heterosexual artwork of me and Dark Link. Last I checked, we're trying to kill each other not make love to each other. The other so called Link x crap is the Link x Minda pics. First off, some of these pictures have me romancing Midna in her Imp form. So basically the Fangirls want me to become a pedophile. Oh that's sweet (This is sarcasm, jackasses), there's also the ones when i'm in wolf form and still I am romancing her. Bestiality is illegal in the US and around the world the last time I checked.