ARG!!!!!!! I'm creating too many fanfics and leaving them unfinished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well.

Just got inspired last nite in bed. I DESPISE HOJO but I enjoy putting him in to make Inuyasha jealous. (Muhahahahahaha!) In fact, my fanatical sister is urging me to call Hojo "Densey" for obvious reasons. She is currently holding a rather large mallet over my head and demanding I call him Densey for the remainder of the fic, but I shall kindly not oblige. *Gets whacked by angry sibling with portable mallet* x_x

Hope u like it! - TheGreatCheese

Boyfriends Don't Like Boyfriends (bad title I kno but I'm stuck!!!)

"KYAA! I'M LATE!!!!!" Kagome shrieked as she sprinted down the street to her school. She had returned from the Sengoku Jidai this morning, and, thanks to Inuyasha, she was LATE! *I'm gonna sit you a hundred times for this Inuyasha!* she vowed.

She ran into the courtyard in front of the school and jogged up the steps. Just before the bell rang, she (luckily) made it into algebra.

*Whew! Close one!* she thought, and thanked Kami-sama.

As class droned on and on and on (as algebra classes do), she felt her thoughts wandering to Inuyasha, Shippo, Inuyasha, the Shikon no Tama, Inuyasha, and Inuyasha.

*Man! He's taking over my head!* she thought nervously. She hoped Mrs. Sakura didn't call on her, or she'd probably say the answer to 1y + k = me and Inuyasha.

Thankfully the bell rang, and she was bombarded with questions from her friends.

"Kagome, you recovered from your hepatitis!"

"What did you do to break your collarbone?"

"Oh! Hojo-kun's coming over here!" (Densey)

Hoj - I mean, DENSEY - was indeed coming over to her. "Kagome-sama! Do you want to go to a movie on Sunday?"

"Uhh.....well, Hojo, I dunno, I might have some - err - plans that day." she said, thinking about when Inuyasha would come. *Probably on Saturday, and I won't return until at least Wednesday.* "Sorry, Hojo-kun!" She went with him and her friends to her next class - history, her best subject. (Hmmm, wonder why?)

IN THE FUEDAL ERA

"Inuyasha! Go get Kagome!" Shippo yelled while pulling the sleeping hanyou's hair relentlessly. "Kaede says she needs her."

"NANI????? I can't just go into her time! She'd sit me until I broke my back! What's so important anyway?"

"Kaede-sama said she has sensed a huge piece of the Shikon no Tama coming this way, and she needs Kagome to find the shards." Miroku supplied while doing his usual business with Sango.

"HENTAI!!!!!!!!" *slap*

"Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch."

Inuyasha grumbled, reluctant. "Can't one of you go? One who doesn't go 'splat' every time someone says a particular word?"

They pushed him into the well. "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

He fell through the time portal and found himself in Kagome's time. "Why do I always have to go?????" He picked up Kagome's scent from the well house and followed it to her school.

SCHOOL

As Kagome, her friends, and DENSEY went into the next class, Inuyasha had made his way into the school through the front door. "Feh. All these scents are upsetting my poor nose."

He eventually picked up her scent, but not before a (literally) cavalry of girls saw him.

"God, he's HOT!"

"Are those ears real? Can I touch them?"

"What cool clothes!"

"He's so KAWAII!!!"

Inuyasha finally had to shake them off by using his speed. *You'd think they'd never seen a demon before!*

He traced her scent to the history classroom and opened the door.



Kagome gazed at the teacher, bored out of her wits. Sure, history was exciting if you'd actually gone through it while it happened, but ths teacher made it exceedingly dull. She was sure nothing exciting would or could happen in this class. She was wrong.

"KAGOME!!!!" An angry-looking Inuyasha burst through the door. "We gotta go back!"

The class was thrown into an uproar.

"KYAA! INUYASHA, WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE?!?!?!"

"Young man, you cannot just burst into a classroom! What is your name? You're getting a detention!"

"Huh? What the h*ll is a detention?"

"Kagome, is this that violent two-timing jerk you told us about?"

"Oh, so I'm a violent two-timing jerk?" He crossed his arms.

"Well, you ARE violent and you ARE two-timing and you can definitely be a jerk sometimes!"

"Kagome, do you know him?" DENSEY asked. (dense, as usual)

"Whatever. Kagome, we NEED to go!" Inuyasha grabbed her arm and started to pull.

"Oh fine! But can we go quietly???"

"Higurashi Kagome, you cannot just leave!" the teacher yelled hysterically.

"Yes she can, woman!" Inuyasha yelled back. "Let's go."

Kagome grumbled as she walked to the door.

"We can't go that way! It's too slow!"

"Oh really, Inuyasha? Then how do we get out?"

"Like this." He grabbed her waist and jumped out the window, bound for the Higurashi Shrine.

All the girls screamed, the teacher fainted, the boys yelled, and Ho - DENSEY walked to where Kagome and Inuyasha had left. "KAGOME!!!"

Kagome was also yelling at Inuyasha. "Great, now you did it! Now the whole school will think I was kidnapped by a long-haired maniac with doggy ears! SIT!"

He plummeted to the ground, face-first as usual. "WENCH! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?! Kaede wanted to see you, so they pushed me into the well even though I didn't want to!"

"Oh fine. Since I already left school, let's go." She climbed onto his back, and off they went. They didn't notice a school-uniformed guy chase after them.

"Kagome!! I'll save you!" DENSEY called worriedly. When he didn't see her, he went to her house. *Might as well tell her mother the news.*

When he got to her house, he saw no one in her house, so he searched the other buildings until he saw the well house and searched in there.

"Kagome!!!!!!!" He called to her turned back as she prepared to jump into the well. "I'll save you!"

Kagome turned at his voice. "Hojo-kun? What are you - " She jumped in, probably because Inuyasha pushed her in. The he, in turn, jumped in.

"KAGOME!" Hojo, also jumped in, and managed to grab onto Inuyasha's foot as the trio were hurtled into the past.



Not bad 4 the first chapter, no? CYA!