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This is like my Oliver one, but for someone else…
Top 10 ways to annoy Shane Collins…
10. Inform him that only the weakest got caught up by Gloriana's glamour and that he must be weak.
9. Watch his face as you tell him that Amelie and Oliver are getting married (shock) and that they want him to be the best man.
8. Switch his stakes out for foam equivalents.
7. Revoke his neutral pin and tell him he has to sign up with Oliver.
6. Make him work the graveyard shift at work every night so he can never see Claire.
5. Inform him that when he cut his arm last week, when he fell asleep, Michael came over and licked the blood out.
4. Tell him he is his Father's son.
3. Switch his coke for blood.
2. Give him sleeping drugs and then, when he wakes up, tell him that he kissed Oliver on the lips.
1. Inform him, in all seriousness, that Claire is sleeping with Myrnin and going to leave him but when he storms in there to see them working, accuse him of being a controlling freak.
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Vicky xx