Author's note: So, I came up with this idea after my friend tortured me about not liking KidxCrona. This is my reason why. I'll be shoving several short stories of reasons certain pairings just shouldn't happen. Expect more.

*****************Not Enough Symmetry*****************

It had been a long day for Crona. She dreaded each moment during class, and with it finally being over, she felt more relaxed. As she started out of the classroom, though, a hand touched her shoulder. She jumped, and turned to face Kid, adverting her eyes.

"Uhh..."

Kid's eye twitched as he stared at Crona. He waited a moment before realizing it was his chance.

"Hey..Uhh, would you like to go get something to eat? I want to help with your social skills."

Knowing she couldn't refuse, Kid felt the madness driving him to do this.

As they left the room, the others stared suspiciously as Kid and Crona walked by them without saying a word. Maka almost said something, but couldn't find the words, instead turning to Soul. "Are they..?"

Soul grinned, shrugging at the thought. "Not sure."

Maka looked to Black Star, who also shrugged. Maka looked to Tsubaki, who shook her head then looked over at Liz and Patti.

As Kid and Crona walked past the cafe, Crona tried to say something, but became nervous.

"Um.."

Kid looked from left to right, making sure no one was following. "Yes?"

Crona became even more nervous with Kid looking around. She decided not to say anything, trusting him even with the worry. After they went down another block, Kid could tell that Crona was getting upset and nervous. "We are almost there."

Crona gave a nod, feeling a little better. She looked around, trying to figure out where they were. This area looked so abandoned, and as she was about to question it, she was grabbed and pulled into a dark building.

"Help!" She cried, scared of the darkness. She felt something hit the back of the neck, and was out like a light.

Snip, Snip Snip

Crona tried to move, but she was tied to something. She was sitting, and ropes were around her ankles and wrists. Trying to play dead, she felt a tug on her hair and heard another snip.

Kid was pulling on the middle strand of hair in front of her face, pulling it down and cutting it with a pair of scissors. Not realizing Crona was awake, he remained concentrated on the lock of hair. "Don't worry, I'll make you all symmetrical, I promise."

As he finished cutting off the lock of hair, he let out a sigh of relief and took a good look at her. Realizing she was awake, and tearing up even, he waved his hands, tossing the pair of scissors off.

"Oh! There he goes! I'll go get that bad guy that was cutting your hair, Crona!"

Crona wasn't exactly sure what he had done, but she was not okay with being tied up, and started crying as he ran off.

*****************Soul Eater*****************

The next day, Crona moped all the way to school, dragging her feet and mumbling the whole way there. Kid had left her in the warehouse and it took all night to get out.

The only thing noticeable about Crona was her mushroom top. Her hair was cut shorter and was even all around.

She was the laughing stock of the school for awhile after that.

Now, this would happen if you tried to put them to go out. You really want a mushroom top Crona? =P

I will be writing more soon. Don't be afraid to give ideas and review this!