Damon's Pov

I was 'relaxing' on the couch. Watching Stephan and miss perfect aka Elena play house couple. Looking at each other, goo-goo eying each other as if they were the only ones alive. I rolled my eyes and muttered something along the lines of fuck you st Stephan, thinks he is perfect. Well I'm not the one who fucked him am I Elena?
Elena's ears couldn't hear me but Stephan could and oh did he look pissed.

"Pardon Damon?" Elena questioned still looking lovingly at Stephan

Hmmmm I could totally make his day that much more… what's the word… exciting shall I say?

"Oh no Elena just commenting on how lovely you look today, and um I was wondering if you'd like to continue where we left off this morning?"

I wasn't meaning that in the sexual way. Stefan just rolled his eyes and said in your dreams Damon but Elena being the 'angel' she is stiffened. Stephan noticed and eyed us to.

"NO! Damon you knew that's not was happening you just look at things differently!"

"Well you're the one that couldn't keep in there pants… or was it a skirt my memory's a little itchy… care to enlighten me?"

Flashback

I was in my room reading Elena's diary. It had some fucking interesting stuff. I could totally use this as blackmail. Hmmmm what's this…

Dear Diary:

Today I ment damon, stephans brother. He is an arrogant, cocky bitch. But I cant help but notice how hot he was. Totally hotter than Stephan. But Stephan is just lovely. Stephan is like every girls dream girl his hair, his eyes oh there all so perfect…

On and on it went. Suddenly I heard footsteps coming up to my room. I closed the diary and quickly put it under my bed where I have been keeping it the past few days. Someone knocked on my door and walked in. Ah Elena.

" Damon can you do my zipper up? Im going on a date with Stephan and I want to surprise him please?" I so could not pass an opportunity to touch Elena and her beautifully exotic beauty.

"Sure Darling" I said in the Stephan ish voice I could muster up. I used my vampire speed to get to Elena. I delicately pulled her zipper up but not before I saw her scream and start taking her dress off hmmm?

" Elena look if you just wanted to seduce me you just needed to ask"

"NO! THERES A SPIDER ON ME! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

Ok? I never knew she was scared of spiders. Somehow her dress ended up on the floor and she was just in her matching bra and panties. Oh and what a sight. She just stood there before turning to me.

"I'm sorry" she said before getting in her dress and running out of the room crying. Okay that was not what I expected.

Present

Elena explained everything to Stephan. But Stephan still well… being Stephan put a protective arm around Elena. Stephan eyed me and began an awkward conversation about how Elena was taken and stuff. I could see Elena felt really uncomfortable, but stood her ground. Suddenly there was a knock at the door and Elena being oh to eager to get out of this situation said that she would get it.

She ran out of the room, Stephan and I slowly following behind her keeping a good distance so she didn't know I was stalking. I could hear Stephan right behind me Elena finally opened the door to reveal a girl that looked about to be 14 or 15 with a scarf covering her hair. She was looking down. But when she looked up I nearly had a heart attack I couldn't believe it. It was…