A/N I credit this roast to my friend. He came up with it, I just got the idea to implement Angel. No offence to Angel-lovers out there, I just don't like him.
" Ugh." Angel groaned. " Why must I be forced to carry such a burden?"
Arthur Auguste Angel and his right hand Lighting were trudging through the desert sands, on their way back to city. City, with doors to use their key on. Right now, the key was all but useless as it thumped against Lightning's heavily laden chest. Angel "tched" in annoyance.
" It is beyond beyond my understanding..." He jacked the bag he was shouldering higher. " How this nearly empty thing can be so heavy!"
In effect, Angel was right. The bag he was carrying cointained but a few holy items necessary for their recent exorcism. The fact that Angel found it oh so heavy was most likely just the fact that the only item he was used to carrying was Caliban. Speaking of whom..
" Angel's not only beautiful, he's strong too!" He piped in.
" Indeed." Angel agreed, sparkles materializing around his face. " But still...what's in this bag that's so heavy?"
" Hmmm.." Said Lightning in mock thought. " So that's where you keep your ego."
" Oh?" Asked Angel, his automatic response when he obviously hadn't heard someone.
Turning to face Angel, Lightning scrutinized the bag on his shoulder. Sizing it up, it seemed. Eventually turning back around, he stated;
" Naw, it isn't big enough. It'd take elephants to carry yours."
Angel, who had been listening this time, seemed confused.
" Carry my what?"
Lightning smiled innocently, eyes hidden behind his hair.
" Nothing, Angel."