Disclaimer: My Hero Academia is not mine, Horikoshi made it. Noragami is not mine, Adachitoka made it. This fanfiction is mine. But just curious, since I'm using the world in Noragami and the characters in MHA, is that a fusion or a crossover? Technically none of the characters from either side will meet in this, so I'm guessing it's a fusion?

Don't you know? You're a god of war.

'Why?'

As expected of a war god!

'But I killed them instead of restraining them.'

'You are fitting for a god of war.'

'Is that a good thing?'

Bakugou, what are you doing with that little girl! I knew war gods couldn't be trusted!

'She just bumped into me and fell and started crying.'

Damn war god. Half of my shrines got destroyed because of that war. You. Caused!

'What?'

Why don't you just go to the Underworld! I'm sure they would love you!

'Why don't you eat shit and drop dead?'

Go die in a ditch or something. The world would be better off without you.

'FUCK OFF!'

Bakugou suddenly woke drenched in cold sweat. He sat up and his eyes focused on the digital alarm clock in his room. The glowing red numbers on it read '4:02'.

"Dammit."

He groaned and fell back onto the pillow.

'Gods were perfect,' They said, 'they could do no wrong.' They said.

'Gods are there to make the world a better place.'

If gods were so perfect, then why did he feel like a failure every time he did something?

One moment he would cackle with excitement over the oppressive forces being killed by rebel leaders.

Another moment the gods would look at him with disdain and mumble under their breath. Either that or outright yell at him.

One moment he could be jumping in to help soldiers get back to their families, guiding refugees, fulfilling the wishes of anyone who came to his shrines at any cost.

The other moment he would be looked down on by the others for 'causing mass murder and destruction while interfering with human affairs'.

One moment he was in heaven, being respected (or feared).

The next moment he was dragged away from his home, got his property and Regalia taken from him, and exiled from heaven 'until further notice'.

Now here he was, sleeping in one of the few shrines he had on earth, having to get clothes from a charity of all things, and having no Regalia to defend himself from phantoms. He had to hide in the sacred ground of his shrines so the phantoms couldn't go near him. And in the morning, he got shooed out by the custodians. Taken out of his own shrine.

A few months ago, he would have cussed the stress away, but cussing now just seemed to make the problem worse.

His life was like a game of limbo. How low can he go? Currently, he's pretty sure he's broken his old record.

Well, at least it was morning. Fresh new start and all. Maybe he could get a regalia. Or get a job. Gods may not need to eat, but he needed something better than these ratty clothes. And maybe some breath mints or something.

He's not going to give heaven the satisfaction of seeing him wither away into a dirty street bum.

"Are you hiring? I'd like," He gritted his teeth and averted his eyes. "To be one of your chefs."

The waitress looked almost too tired to even answer his question. After a minute of staring, he just gave up and stormed out. If one looked closely, tendrils of smoke could be seen wafting from him.

'How could I forget. Humans can barely notice us gods.'

Well that was all for nothing.

I used to be a fucking majestic god of war. Now I can't even work at a shitty restaurant?

A purple mass slowly followed him. It was striped in garish colors, but no one in the restaurant showed signs of noticing it.

"SmElLs... nIcE."

Its grotesque features morphed into a smile. Eyeballs were sticking literally everywhere except where it should be and they were varying shades of red and neon green. One could describe the form resembling a blob, or a spider.

"VeRy, vEry niCe."

Bakugou's head jerked up and his back straightened from his characteristic slouch. And then he broke into a sprint.

"FUCK!"

He knew he couldn't outrun the phantom for long, though. But he wasn't going to just stand there and get swallowed up. He heard reincarnation was a painful process.

'Maybe I could get to a temple or a small shrine. I can't get it to a crowded area, though.'

The phantom roared, breaking off his train of thought and quickly caught up to him. Cracks on the ground appeared where the phantom stomped. The human bystanders could only wonder why mysterious cracks were being made.

'Where are regalia when you need one?!'

As if Tsuyu, the god of luck and fortune, heard him, he spotted an uncorrupted spirit. Perfect. It looked like a young boy, around 11 years old or so, and strangely enough, the spirit was hovering around a hospital. There were also other details, but the war god couldn't bother to take note of it in this situation. He climbed up a house, got on the roof to buy some time, and quickly went through the ritual of naming a regalia.

"You, with nowhere to go and-" There was a split second pause when he jumped to avoid the phantom trying to kill him, "cannot pass on, I'll give you a place TO STAY," He kicked away the phantom's 'head' and jumped onto the telephone line. "My name is Katsuki. I will make you my servant with the alias,"

Crap, what was he supposed to name him?

"Shouto. Obey my order and become my shinki. ThyvesselbeShou!" He quickly traced the kanji needed for the name.

"COME, SHOUKI!"

The uncorrupted spirit seemed to glow, and then it transformed. For a second, it was too bright to see what was happening, and then there was a white machine gun marked with what looked like red squares in Bakugou's hands.

A rare smile graced his face. At least one decent thing happened today.

A/N

Okay so I googled some shit. And in Noragami, the names for their human form are in kunyomi? or something. And the names for their vessel/object/weapon/whatever they turn out to be are the characters, but pronounced in onyomi? Anyway I had no idea what onyomi is, there was no onyomi translator anywhere, so I'm just bullshitting the names with my good old friend Google.

- And also, the Shou in Shouto's name means small. Bakugou is a terrible namer. I could have gave him a better name, since Shou means a LOT of things in Japanese... but... nah.

- Normally, the last part in their name, (in this case, -to) is like a surname the gods give them.

-All Mineta haters, relax. He isn't going to be in this fic. He has too much sin. Just picture him as one of those purple phantoms or something.

- For some reason, in Noragami, all vessel names end in -ki. I'm just rolling with it at this point.

- I made Asui Tsuyu the goddess of luck because I heard frogs were lucky.

- I am so sorry if I did something wrong with the Japanese names.