I'm Too Scruffy

by OdeToANightingale

Song parody of "I'm Too Sexy" told from Aragorn's perspective.

Author's Note: Yes, it's exactly what you think it is.

Disclaimer: I don't claim to own Lord of the Rings or the song this parody is based on.

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I'm Too Scruffy

I'm too scruffy for my throne
Too scruffy for my throne
Throne's gonna stay empty

I'm too scruffy for my horse
Too scruffy for my horse
So scruffy of course
And I'm too scruffy for Mordor
Too scruffy for Mordor, Rohan, and Gondor
I'm too scruffy for your lembas
Too scruffy for your lembas
No way I'm eating that stuff

I'm a Ranger, you know what I mean
And I make my little trek through the wild
Yeah, through the wild
Through the wild, yeah
I make my little trek through the wild

I'm too scruffy for this war
Too scruffy for this war
Too scruffy I'm sure
And I'm too scruffy for Mt. Doom
Too scruffy for Mt. Doom
I could make it go boom

I'm a Ranger, you know what I mean
And I make my little trek through the wild
Yeah, through the wild
Through the wild, yeah
I shoot my little bow through the wild

Too scruffy for my
Too scruffy for my
Too scruffy for my

I'm a Ranger, you know what I mean
And I make my little trek through the wild
Yeah, through the wild
Through the wild, yeah
I shoot my little bow through the wild

I'm too scruffy for my sword
Too scruffy for my sword
Poor Andy
Poor Anduril
I'm too scruffy for my throne
Too scruffy for my throne
Throne's gonna stay empty

And I'm too scruffy for this Ring.