OmixKen YojixAya
Being as this is my story, I am Thor, Ra, and Zeus all rolled into one, so if I get some of the facts wrong, tough noogies.
Disclaimer: I don't even own the episodes to watch. I had to borrow them
Revelations
Yoji
We really don't get along very well. You would think that we would considering our job and that we can't talk to anyone else, but the truth is, we almost immediately split into cliques upon meeting.
Aya is the human Popsicle. He has no emotion. I have no clue what he talks about with Ken that makes them so close, but I have to admit, I'm jealous. I've had the hots for Aya ever since I first saw him and he gave me that look that said "What the fuck do you think you're looking at, there is no way in hell you deserve me."
Ken on the other hand is annoying as all hell. He's so enthusiastic and clean that it's infuriating. Once, after a late night reminisce session where I was telling Omi about this blonde I screwed in the back seat of his boyfriends Mercedes (I'm gay, despite my flirting), Ken caught me on the way back to my room and held me up by my collar against the wall and told me in no uncertain terms that if I tainted sweet innocent Omi I would have five very deep and possibly lethal scratches from my neck to my groin. If only he knew.
Ken and Aya make up the "Oblivious" (comparable to dumb jocks) and Omi and I are the "Perverts" (like the horny cheerleaders).
Now, I know what you're thinking. Sweet wonderful adorable Omi isn't perverted, who do you think you're trying to fool Yoji. Omi is much too cute to be horny.
And that my friend, is your mistake.
Now you're thinking Yoji, you wouldn't know innocence if it fucked you in the ass.
That's true, I'm not an expert, for all I know there are some people that are that clean (though I doubt it, never, in the history of the world has there been a teenage boy that didn't think of sex 20 times a day), but Omi isn't one of them.
And I know because he told me.
Omi reached the age of 14 and the end of his puberty at a whopping 120 pounds. That's when he realized that he would never be a Greek sex god, and resorted to the next best thing to get laid.
Cuteness.
I can see you looking at me like I'm crazy, and I know, it sounds crazy. When he told me that I outright laughed. He then went over and talked to the waitress (we were at a diner) for about 10 minutes, then they both disappeared into the women's bathroom. A half hour later he came out slightly more rumpled with a smug grin on his face, and sat down to eat his now cold flapjacks.
I was in the presence of the master.
Apparently being an inexperienced virgin makes the more experienced girls hot to teach an adorable little puppy like Omi the joys of sex.
The kid can blush on command.
He never brings anyone home. He says that it makes it more credible when he is overcome with sudden passion and allows them to take his virginity in the girls bathroom with a condom from the tampon machine then if he drove them home on his motor bike and pulled a line of condoms in every color of the rainbow out of his well stocked drawer. (He keeps a drawer stocked with condoms and lube for when Ken and Aya are away and we go clubbing. He has never failed to pick someone up, man or woman, he isn't particular, and they're usually to drunk to notice that it isn't normal for a virgin to be so well prepared.)
After every one of his conquests he comes and gives the girl/guy a ranking from 1 to 10 and laughs as he tells me about how they mumbled something about him having natural talent as they reached their sixth orgasm.
I toyed with the idea of sleeping with him once or twice, but he flat out refuses to be on the bottom (He says he's saving himself for someone) and I can't let Omi top me, master or not, it would still be too embarrassing.
Besides, the one I really want is Aya. I don't even know if he's open to sex at all, for all I've seen he is 100% asexual and has no urges whatsoever. I haven't told Omi about this little obsession of mine. I don't care if he knows, but lately he has been having sex less and staring into space more and giving all indications of someone who is head over balls infatuated with someone and won't tell me who it is.
Speaking of Omi, wasn't he supposed to come to my room to night to watch a movie and compare notes?
I'm going to have to check on Omi. I can hear something coming from his room. Sounds like stifled moans and heavy breathing.
Ha ha, little Omittchi is either having a wet dream or jerking off.
"Oh Ken"
I about wet myself. Omi has a crush on Ken of all people. You think you know a guy. Oh well. I can make this work out in my favor. I think it's time for Omi and me to join forces.
Being as this is my story, I am Thor, Ra, and Zeus all rolled into one, so if I get some of the facts wrong, tough noogies.
Disclaimer: I don't even own the episodes to watch. I had to borrow them
Revelations
Yoji
We really don't get along very well. You would think that we would considering our job and that we can't talk to anyone else, but the truth is, we almost immediately split into cliques upon meeting.
Aya is the human Popsicle. He has no emotion. I have no clue what he talks about with Ken that makes them so close, but I have to admit, I'm jealous. I've had the hots for Aya ever since I first saw him and he gave me that look that said "What the fuck do you think you're looking at, there is no way in hell you deserve me."
Ken on the other hand is annoying as all hell. He's so enthusiastic and clean that it's infuriating. Once, after a late night reminisce session where I was telling Omi about this blonde I screwed in the back seat of his boyfriends Mercedes (I'm gay, despite my flirting), Ken caught me on the way back to my room and held me up by my collar against the wall and told me in no uncertain terms that if I tainted sweet innocent Omi I would have five very deep and possibly lethal scratches from my neck to my groin. If only he knew.
Ken and Aya make up the "Oblivious" (comparable to dumb jocks) and Omi and I are the "Perverts" (like the horny cheerleaders).
Now, I know what you're thinking. Sweet wonderful adorable Omi isn't perverted, who do you think you're trying to fool Yoji. Omi is much too cute to be horny.
And that my friend, is your mistake.
Now you're thinking Yoji, you wouldn't know innocence if it fucked you in the ass.
That's true, I'm not an expert, for all I know there are some people that are that clean (though I doubt it, never, in the history of the world has there been a teenage boy that didn't think of sex 20 times a day), but Omi isn't one of them.
And I know because he told me.
Omi reached the age of 14 and the end of his puberty at a whopping 120 pounds. That's when he realized that he would never be a Greek sex god, and resorted to the next best thing to get laid.
Cuteness.
I can see you looking at me like I'm crazy, and I know, it sounds crazy. When he told me that I outright laughed. He then went over and talked to the waitress (we were at a diner) for about 10 minutes, then they both disappeared into the women's bathroom. A half hour later he came out slightly more rumpled with a smug grin on his face, and sat down to eat his now cold flapjacks.
I was in the presence of the master.
Apparently being an inexperienced virgin makes the more experienced girls hot to teach an adorable little puppy like Omi the joys of sex.
The kid can blush on command.
He never brings anyone home. He says that it makes it more credible when he is overcome with sudden passion and allows them to take his virginity in the girls bathroom with a condom from the tampon machine then if he drove them home on his motor bike and pulled a line of condoms in every color of the rainbow out of his well stocked drawer. (He keeps a drawer stocked with condoms and lube for when Ken and Aya are away and we go clubbing. He has never failed to pick someone up, man or woman, he isn't particular, and they're usually to drunk to notice that it isn't normal for a virgin to be so well prepared.)
After every one of his conquests he comes and gives the girl/guy a ranking from 1 to 10 and laughs as he tells me about how they mumbled something about him having natural talent as they reached their sixth orgasm.
I toyed with the idea of sleeping with him once or twice, but he flat out refuses to be on the bottom (He says he's saving himself for someone) and I can't let Omi top me, master or not, it would still be too embarrassing.
Besides, the one I really want is Aya. I don't even know if he's open to sex at all, for all I've seen he is 100% asexual and has no urges whatsoever. I haven't told Omi about this little obsession of mine. I don't care if he knows, but lately he has been having sex less and staring into space more and giving all indications of someone who is head over balls infatuated with someone and won't tell me who it is.
Speaking of Omi, wasn't he supposed to come to my room to night to watch a movie and compare notes?
I'm going to have to check on Omi. I can hear something coming from his room. Sounds like stifled moans and heavy breathing.
Ha ha, little Omittchi is either having a wet dream or jerking off.
"Oh Ken"
I about wet myself. Omi has a crush on Ken of all people. You think you know a guy. Oh well. I can make this work out in my favor. I think it's time for Omi and me to join forces.