Author's note: I am just trying to exercise the really, REALLY good idea...
by somebody... who... well, I forgot the name. ^^;;;; Forgive me.
Title: Primp and Proper
Summary: [2-chapter fic] When Rukawa no longer plays for Shohoku....
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The birds and bees were flying around gaily enough around in the beautiful Japan. So here we go, down the clouds, and towards a mansion. Outside the mansion, there was two people talking. One of them is the heart-throbbing Rukawa Kaede, and the other is the no.1# player in the whole of Japan... MAKI!
"Is that your final answer?" Maki asked, crossing his arms.
"Yes," Rukawa replied monotonously. "I joined Shohoku because it is near my house."
"Hmm... and you won't join Kainan because it isn't near your house?"
"Hn." Which means 'yes'.
"Then I am left with no choice," Maki said. He took out a walkie-talkie and said into it, "Carry out Operation 49."
CRassssssssshhhhhhhhh! A bulldozer arrived and bulldozed Rukawa's mansion. Nothing was left except a pile of rubble.
Rukawa stares at the pile of rubble. He blinks once. Twice.
Kiyota pop his head out of the bulldozer vehichle he was operating and waved at Rukawa, giving him a thumbs-up. He jumps down from the bulldozer and walks towards Maki.
"So what do we do next, captain?" Kiyota asked.
"We shall move Rukawa to a house nearby our Kainan school," Maki replied cooly.
"But there is no more houses available near Kainan. Besides that, there is no more vacant spots for more players in our basketball team! Hahahhahha!" Kiyota laughed with glee.
Rukawa couldn't really do much, except stare and go, "..."
"That's alright, I have already planned everything extremely well," said Maki.
***
"AAAaahhhhhh! Captainnn!!!!!" screamed Kiyota as he was given the BOOT out of the Kainan basketball team.
He stood in front of the Shohoku school, staring at the school, walking around in a zombie-like way, moping.
How could Maki exchange him for Rukawa to be in the Kainan basketball team? It isn't fair. Now he is part of the Shohoku basketball team instead.
***
"Welcome to your new home," said Maki.
Rukawa didn't like his new home. He didn't like it at all.
He stood before his new home outside the Kainan basketball court.
What an interesting house.
A house on a tree.
A treehouse.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bye bye beautiful mansion.
***
Sakuragi was bouncing the basketball in the basketball court of Shohoku. "YaAAh!" he cried as he made a SUCESSFUL slam-dunk for the first in his15th time of attempt. (Which of course, explains his 14 painful lumps on his forehead.)
"GAMBATTE! SAKURAGI-KUN!" cheered Haruko, jumping up and down.
Ahh... this was so great for Sakuragi, the red-head guy as he stood with pride and joy, waving at Haruko.
Rukawa the so-called super-rookie wasn't here yet. He must be late! Nyahahhhaahha!! So that would leave Haruko's attention all upon Sakuragi.
"Where's Rukawa?" Mitsui asked suddenly.
"That baka kitsune must be late! Like he always is! Nyahahahaha!" laughed the red-head.
Ayako walked towards Mitsui. "Akagi has just told me to inform me that Rukawa has transferred school. He's now at Kainan."
Sakuragi leaped with joy, "nyahahah"ing all the way, dancing with the dumbfounded Miyagi.
"Rukawa-kun...." Haruko could be heard saying out his name like as if she was his soulmate, and had just witnessed his death. Tears formed around her eyes.
"NOOOOOO!" Mitsui cried, hearing the news. He slumped to the floor, and he was breathing heavily.
"It's alright Mitsui, we still have a chance making towards the no.1# in Japan for basketball... even without Rukawa," Kogure reassured Mitsui, placing a hand upon Mitsui's shoulder.
Mitsui stood up. "It's just that....."
"I GET IT!! YOU LOST YOUR BOYFRIEND!!" burst out Miyagi and bawled with laughter. The Sakuragi Gundam who was nearby also guffawed, rolling on the floor while clutching their stomachs.
BAM!
"TEME RYOTA!! Don't be such a dirty-minded muffin-head!!" Mitsui yelled.
Miyagi was on the floor, rubbing his lump on his head. "I was just kidding...."
"Anyway, do you know why we may all win no.1# place for basketball in Japan?" Kogure asked. "That's because... we have a NEW player from Kainan!"
Everyone perked up their ears (except for those who already knew, of course which would be Ayako).
"MAKI! MAKI! MAKI! MAAAAAKIIIII!" the Sakuragi Gundam started yelling.
"That player is...." Kogure pointed at the door.
Everyone turned to look and saw....
Akagi holding Kiyota by the collar, dragging him in.
The whole court was filled with horrorfied screams.
Only one person was still sad....
Mitsui sniffed. "Rukawa still owes me 20 yen....."
Title: Primp and Proper
Summary: [2-chapter fic] When Rukawa no longer plays for Shohoku....
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The birds and bees were flying around gaily enough around in the beautiful Japan. So here we go, down the clouds, and towards a mansion. Outside the mansion, there was two people talking. One of them is the heart-throbbing Rukawa Kaede, and the other is the no.1# player in the whole of Japan... MAKI!
"Is that your final answer?" Maki asked, crossing his arms.
"Yes," Rukawa replied monotonously. "I joined Shohoku because it is near my house."
"Hmm... and you won't join Kainan because it isn't near your house?"
"Hn." Which means 'yes'.
"Then I am left with no choice," Maki said. He took out a walkie-talkie and said into it, "Carry out Operation 49."
CRassssssssshhhhhhhhh! A bulldozer arrived and bulldozed Rukawa's mansion. Nothing was left except a pile of rubble.
Rukawa stares at the pile of rubble. He blinks once. Twice.
Kiyota pop his head out of the bulldozer vehichle he was operating and waved at Rukawa, giving him a thumbs-up. He jumps down from the bulldozer and walks towards Maki.
"So what do we do next, captain?" Kiyota asked.
"We shall move Rukawa to a house nearby our Kainan school," Maki replied cooly.
"But there is no more houses available near Kainan. Besides that, there is no more vacant spots for more players in our basketball team! Hahahhahha!" Kiyota laughed with glee.
Rukawa couldn't really do much, except stare and go, "..."
"That's alright, I have already planned everything extremely well," said Maki.
***
"AAAaahhhhhh! Captainnn!!!!!" screamed Kiyota as he was given the BOOT out of the Kainan basketball team.
He stood in front of the Shohoku school, staring at the school, walking around in a zombie-like way, moping.
How could Maki exchange him for Rukawa to be in the Kainan basketball team? It isn't fair. Now he is part of the Shohoku basketball team instead.
***
"Welcome to your new home," said Maki.
Rukawa didn't like his new home. He didn't like it at all.
He stood before his new home outside the Kainan basketball court.
What an interesting house.
A house on a tree.
A treehouse.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bye bye beautiful mansion.
***
Sakuragi was bouncing the basketball in the basketball court of Shohoku. "YaAAh!" he cried as he made a SUCESSFUL slam-dunk for the first in his15th time of attempt. (Which of course, explains his 14 painful lumps on his forehead.)
"GAMBATTE! SAKURAGI-KUN!" cheered Haruko, jumping up and down.
Ahh... this was so great for Sakuragi, the red-head guy as he stood with pride and joy, waving at Haruko.
Rukawa the so-called super-rookie wasn't here yet. He must be late! Nyahahhhaahha!! So that would leave Haruko's attention all upon Sakuragi.
"Where's Rukawa?" Mitsui asked suddenly.
"That baka kitsune must be late! Like he always is! Nyahahahaha!" laughed the red-head.
Ayako walked towards Mitsui. "Akagi has just told me to inform me that Rukawa has transferred school. He's now at Kainan."
Sakuragi leaped with joy, "nyahahah"ing all the way, dancing with the dumbfounded Miyagi.
"Rukawa-kun...." Haruko could be heard saying out his name like as if she was his soulmate, and had just witnessed his death. Tears formed around her eyes.
"NOOOOOO!" Mitsui cried, hearing the news. He slumped to the floor, and he was breathing heavily.
"It's alright Mitsui, we still have a chance making towards the no.1# in Japan for basketball... even without Rukawa," Kogure reassured Mitsui, placing a hand upon Mitsui's shoulder.
Mitsui stood up. "It's just that....."
"I GET IT!! YOU LOST YOUR BOYFRIEND!!" burst out Miyagi and bawled with laughter. The Sakuragi Gundam who was nearby also guffawed, rolling on the floor while clutching their stomachs.
BAM!
"TEME RYOTA!! Don't be such a dirty-minded muffin-head!!" Mitsui yelled.
Miyagi was on the floor, rubbing his lump on his head. "I was just kidding...."
"Anyway, do you know why we may all win no.1# place for basketball in Japan?" Kogure asked. "That's because... we have a NEW player from Kainan!"
Everyone perked up their ears (except for those who already knew, of course which would be Ayako).
"MAKI! MAKI! MAKI! MAAAAAKIIIII!" the Sakuragi Gundam started yelling.
"That player is...." Kogure pointed at the door.
Everyone turned to look and saw....
Akagi holding Kiyota by the collar, dragging him in.
The whole court was filled with horrorfied screams.
Only one person was still sad....
Mitsui sniffed. "Rukawa still owes me 20 yen....."